Doing a stock simulation for uni...

Doing a stock simulation for uni. If we lose more than 25% of our portfolio we fail the class and make more than 10% of our portfolio we automatically receive an A+.

I decided to go balls deep and spend 20% of my portfolio shorting MNKD and the 80% shorting HMNY.

Hold me lads

go away boomer

Damn I actually followed this stock for a while. Who would've thought it'd fucking hit $20

kek

I know right? pretty sure its massively overvalued but with stock hype it can literally go to $30 and i have to redo class :/

Please lordie jesus pray for some bad news or low volume so this can tank to below $10

If it goes up I'll cover my MNKD funds and short more at the higher price. Going balls deep in this stock. Let's fucking short this to the ground

The 1930s called. They said you have to go back stockfag

Short LINK

There is no way this is how your class is graded.

It's an astoundingly dumb way to grade a class.

You should drop whatever class you're taking because of how retarded it must be.

>10%

Kek stay in school pleb

yo that actually looks interesting

why is it halted, i might be able to short halted tickers

Kek it took that stock 4 years to hit $20.

Nice 4x gains ya got there.

Go all in on DRYS

Why cant they pull another Pump and dump so I could just short it :'(

Invest a little (NOT A LOT YOU FUCKING ILLITERATE FUCK) in "OSIS"

You're welcome.

Not enough steam left in it to be worth my time

t. charts

Are you allowed leverage

Thanks, John.

yes but i used almost all the funds on short hmny lol

Holy shit I never went to school for trading but you are doing everything wrong

>going all in
>shorting all in on a feeling
>no stop loss

whaty are you thinking nigger?

He's not in school for trading

No class would grade this way. OP is extorting information.

makes sense

nice try, OP

I wouldn't do this in real life but keep in mind I want to win the simulation so I am trying to be very aggressive. Sitting back investing in berkshire hathaway will not move my portfolio. Nor will nickle and diming with stop losses

fag youre down like what 20%? youre deluding yourself looking for a moon mission, nothing is not worth your time

Long GBTC on 10 leverage. When btc hits 5k sell and enjoy your A+

>stock simulation
Nice try OP, you're holding bags aren't ya?

holding bags by shorting overvalued shit? no

while bizfags just lost 50 to 70% of their shit in like a week.

You should have went all in on GBTC noob.

I see you are a man of culture.