Unfortunate Genetics

Pros
Good jawline
6'
Intelligent
Naturally muscular
Nice calves
Attractive to most women
90/55 blood pressure
60 bpm heart rate

Cons
Cant grow facial hair whatsoever
All fat goes to my love handles
Hard to get motivated
6 inch wiener
Bad eyesight
Cant use condoms because latex makes my skin burn

I hate myself

>6 inch wiener
Oh no!

I know its petty but is too much to ask for just one more inch on my wiener?

Great frame and face. Gains are real.
Fucking dumbo sized ears and I can't grow a full beard.

Haha He's pretty messed up!

gyno and fat stores in the hips

This. Ever girl I've ever been with has loved my bent cock.

Pros
- I did football n track
-Great shoulders and traps with norm neck
-I Pretty much have football bro genetics and body since my dad was a athletic dude that did football and was into body building also considering he was born with great physical genes.
Cons
- anger issues that get batshit insane when I get confused
- 5.8 inch ween
-i gots the chicken legs kinda, good thighs but calves are lackin
- Im asian
- Asian engrish commences.
-im fast but black people outrun me man.

Not him but he probably means to the side

Cons:

-Dyscalculia, real bad.

-Sway back due to short leg syndrome. I can't even do dead lifts without horrible pain. I give myself 5 more years.

-Low cognitive/critical thinking ability

-I have the ass of a 40 YO 80's porn star despite the lunges.

-Weird BF distribution.

Pros:

-No social anxiety whatsoever

-Good hair

-Straight teeth

-autistic knack for medical knowledge

Pros:
>Tall
>Weirdly strong for amount of muscle mass I have
>Nice ab insertions
>Very strong jaw
>Prominent cheekbones
>Apparently I have a hot face
>Great lung capacity and general cardiovascular fitness
>Big ol' dong
>Only really need a few hours of sleep

Cons:
>Obscenely long limbs for height
>Incredibly pale skin
>Little body hair
>Almost black hair
>Brown eyes
>Fucking crippling social anxiety that fucks me up
>The fucking worst biceps insertions. I can fit 4 fingers between my forearm and biceps, and my forearms are pretty well built.
>Find it pretty hard to gain mass
>Always kinda shaky for some reason
>Late bloomer. I'm 19 and still don't even have armpit hair or shit
>Probably some other shit I'm forgetting right now

>Incredibly pale skin
you can fix that easily
>Little body hair
you put that under cons by accident
>Almost black hair
you can fix that easily
>Only really need a few hours of sleep
>Always kinda shaky for some reason
these two might be related somehow

Fake tan just isn't for me. It made me go bright orange when I tried it. The fact that I have little body hair just makes me feel unmanly too. I can't dye my hair because I have black eyebrows that stand out very strong on my face.

Cheers for responding bro

Not all condoms contain latex, dumbass

Shortcomings:
>6'1
>2D:4D ratio >1
>Nasolabial folds
>Recessed maxilla
>Lateral orbital rim retrusion
>Need MT2 and beta carotene to have decent looking skin
>6' penis length and 5.5' girth

Strengths:
>Frame, hairline and jawline aren't awful I guess

Femanon checking in
PROS:
-small waist, wide hips
-decent face genetics
-thick hair
-put muscle on easily
-decent leg to torso ratio
-huge ass

CONS
-5 foot womanlet
-shitskin
-gain fat easily as well as muscle esp in my stomach
-flat chested
-hyperpigmentation acne scars
-allergy induced asthma
Neutral
-Broad shoulders
-Can switch autism on and off with little to no crossover
-Fatter than most other grills but definitely fitter
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>Fatter than most other grills but definitely fitter
This confuses me

I have 10-15 more lbs to lose but I lift 4 times a week and hiit twice a week most of my other grillfriends in the 100-110 lb range can't keep up with me during workouts.

I was born with a crooked butt crease, it veers off to the left at the top.
This wouldn't be too terrible, save that I'm female and my bf is an ass man.

It could probably be corrected but I don't have the money.

post pics

move broad shoulders to cons

what the fuck is up with your head.

Pros:
>XX
>nice thighs
>5'5

Cons:
>fridge mode
>Weird boobs
>black
>"inverted" hips

>decent body shape
>hips arent too narrow or too wide
>broad shoulders
>naturally big calves

>horrible anxiety and depression(got skinny fat coz of the meds and injury)
>horrible immune system, i have to take cancer drugs so i dont die of the flu
>facial hair doesnt seem to be comming in too greatly (only 23 though so i might still be young)

pic related

Harrison leave

I know your pain. At least mine is pretty thick.

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'1
WTF that's a great height

Oh gotcha. Godspeed on losing those last 15lbs

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>how to greentext?

I get really, hairy, thick black hair on my toes. Just my toes. Nowhere else.
I'm a naturally blonde woman.

Also I have really big shits and regularly block various toilets so I sometimes have to carry something with me to.... break it up. It's been like this ever since I was 9. They're just, really big for some reason.

Nappy hair should be a con. Also,
>ass pics

>rosacea
>acne
>tiniest lips imaginable for a woman
>asymmetrical eyes

>my voice
>my hair (before someone butchered me)
>might have an hourglass shape under the fat

Yeah it's only really nappy closest to my scalp, I wear a thick headband so no one's knows I'm part nigger

>5'7
>Large nose
>Weak jaw
>Very poor appetite (I weigh ~115lb)

>Quite good hair
>Decent insertions
>I won't put on weight I guess? Kind of a positive

0/10 you can do better than this.

>skinny fat
you just fat

>facial hair doesnt seem to be comming in too greatly (only 23 though so i might still be young)
sorry man but it's too late

mirin those shoulders though

>calling yourself a shitskin

Get some self-esteem you cuck

>translucent skin, green vains visible through skin which looks weird
>cowlick
>big forhead, looks fine though if i raise eyebrows.

i agree that im just fat, i dont really understand what skinny fat is, also, im European and native american, and europeans generally have there facial hair stop filling in around 35 instead of 25 for most other people, so im still optomistic.
if i lose 20 pounds ill start to look better than i did before i got fat

>he fat from child
>very shy (probably from making this website my home since I wasn't even 11) but still an asshole
>uncontrollable appetite
>unconfident
>emotionally destroyed
>possible heart problems

>good jawline
>8x6 1/2 inch dick (cut though, kill me)
>girls say I'm handsome but I don't always see it
>6'2
>smart enough to catch onto anything, especially spatial and/or tactile things

I don't like my life

>6'1
>great height
Nice cope manlet

actually I'm exactly 6'.
Not tall, but it's a decent height.

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I have a shitload of moles

mostly on my arms, but a few are on my stomach/chest. I'll probably end up getting them removed for cosmetic purposes

Still not a manlet
nice try

Moar?

born with big ass arms but also the crappiest lats ever.

>6'2''
>full head of thick hair
>amazing jawline
>have been asked if I'm a model on a daily basis
>great lifting genetics
>white
>broad thick shoulders
>beautiful eyes
>never get sick or have medical injuries

>micropenis
>medically diagnosed micropenis

I'm a virgin. It goes perfectly and easy until the pants come off. Hundreds of women fondled/groped/made out with but never have had sex/blowjob. They see it and they just start laughing or open their mouths like they are physically repulsed. I've tried in the dark but they always just go "put it in" and I already have.

Still, the social benefits of being attractive are fucking insane so I can't really complain.

I have a slight case of pectus, nothing serious

Pros:
>full head of thick hair will never go bald
>blue eyes
>"""""white"""""" (Italian)
>decent natural testosterone levels

Cons
>acne as a teen
>diastema
>bushy eyebrows
>5.5" dick

what's the cause

I'd rather be unattractive with a big cock than attractive with a micropenis. Sorry man.

Pics or it didn't happen nohomo.

Pros:
>Big calves
>Good bicep & tricep insertions
>Cardio is easy as hell

Cons:
>Narrow & small shoulders
>Shitty stocky bear mode build when I want to be zyzz mode

Pros:
>6'2
>8"+ rod
>blonde, blue eyes
>chest, shoulder,back gains just from looking at weights.
>broad shoulders narrow hips.

Cons:
>bald
>chest gap
>bald by 27
>mental illness in family, already have depression/anxiety, exercise to deal with it
>knock knees
>Hair line is literally a horseshoe

Wouldn't trade dick size for more hair, but don't know how to advertise that shit openly. Need to fuck someone who likes to start rumors. Chicken and egg scenario.

Pro
>Wide shoulders and large ribcage make me look fairly big even though I'm not that ripped
Neutral
>5'10'' king of manlets
Con
>4'' dick
>JUST

CONS
>freckles
>red tinged hair
>poor facial hair
>very bad vision
>small wrists and hands

PROS
>intelligent
>attractive
>strong facial features
>easy gains mode
>fat distributes to ass for great ass
>great deep voice
>white

Pros
>6'2
>Intelligent, creative
>Thick wavy hair
>Broad shoulders
>Small waist despite still being well overweight
>Bright blue eyes
>Sharp facial features & high cheek bones
>Decent jaw, quickly becoming more visible as I lose fat
>Skin is naturally soft and healthy
>Nice collarbones
>Oddly lean hands with long fingers, my last girlfriend used to tell me how much she loved them
>White but tan very well naturally
>Fat proportioned very well so I'm able to hide it semi-effectively with clothes
>Very socially capable when I put myself out there
>Never had a cavity despite not ever having regular dentist visits
>8x5 peen

Cons
>Bad eyesight, had classes since 3rd grade
>Extremely susceptible to depressive states due to anxiety issues
>Spent my adolescence cultivating my autism and a wide range of spinal disorders because I was home schooled until 10th grade
>Still very overweight and have issues with self loathing because of it despite having lost 80+ lbs already
>Severe stretch marks on my torso
>Very easily distracted and still lacking in discipline
>Minor overbite, but my jaw is slightly misaligned to the right so I need corrective surgery
>Teeth seem to discolor rather easily

I'm down to 265 from 348 at my largest, things are looking up and I'll be making more money soon so I can take care of my dental issues.

There's literally nothing wrong or inferior with being non-white despite what the losers on this site want you to believe.

t. non-white sub-human shit-skin

Pros:
>way above average intelligence
>strong jaw
>good hairline
>beautiful eyes

Cons:
>completely average dick
>slightly fat
>disgusted by human behaviour

>t. Cletus

Kys my man.

Lmao what kind of autism

>might
Ya sure Fridge-ette

Cons
> 5.5" dick
> Started out squatting 95
> Crooked ass teeth
> Balding

Pros
> 6'2"
> Started out deadlifting 315
> White

Pros
Good strength baseline, started at 155 beach and 185 squat
Traps like a mother fucker
8inch dick
Thick head of hair
Good facial hair
Body hair
Good jawline
Slight cleft chin
Everyone thinks I'm smart
Tons of subjects I'm passionate about
socially adebt
Get flirted with all the time
Have a new baby boy

Cons
5'8
Dyscalcia like a motherfucker
Nails never grow
Get bouts of depression monthly

Cons
Started 5'11 128 lbs

Pros
Now 5'11 173 lbs

>Nails never grow
How is that a con? I have to cut my fingernails once or twice a week! It's a waste of time

>Bouts of depression monthly
I too know this feel.

Some people want to be normal

The worst bit about all of this is that it's so horrible you think I'm making it up. I'm not.

How the fuck do I stop clogging the fucking toilet? I live in legit fear of having to use somebody else's bathroom.

>disgusted by human behaviour

What makes you so above other people? Do you disgust yourself?

i mean at 5'8 you will never be normal so why even care about nails?

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>implying dietary cholesterol has an effect on blood cholesterol

It would make up for the 2 inches in my life. At least to me.

I hate standing in line behind someone and thinking that they're concerned with going home and clipping their toe nails.

Drives me mad

uhhh that blood pressure isnt good at all dude seriously if that's true go to a doctor. healthy blood pressure for an adult male is around 120/80

>manlet
>dicklet
>heart has mitral valve regurgitation

my face is decent at least

post penis because reasons

are... are you me?

>got skinny fat
that doesn't mean what you think it means

nigga you just fatfat what the fuck

>shitskin
What the fuck is wrong with you?

based on her stance in that photo id say she probably has the mentality of a 15 year old in a 30ish year old body which altho playful is painstakingly obviously autistic when you place her together with equally aged people

kek

What bf℅ am I? Feel like I'm in a limbo of deciding to bulk or cut all the time but going to Scooby route. 6'1 198

anywhere from 15 to 17, probably closer to 15