Bitch nigga, you'll never be swole eatin a piece of chicken and 2 asparagus a day

>Bitch nigga, you'll never be swole eatin a piece of chicken and 2 asparagus a day

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Fuck off, niggers are not allowed to talk in my country

Well that's not the plan. The "sticky" recommends a few calculators as far as daily calories go. Maybe you should read that? One chicken and some asparagus really won't cut it.

Your delusional mind is not a country :)

kys

Maybe I should mix a couple of bags of top ramen with some tuna or something

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back to tumblr, faggot.

Back to pol, faggot :)

never been there, my retarded teenager friend.
We should have age control here, so libtard teenagers like you are not allowed to come here.

Teach me your ways, giga nigga

Fuck off alt right. Youll never be chad or fit as fuck

> implying youre worth arguing with

kys

I'm already fit as fuck, you dumb fuck.
>hurr durr everyone is from USA

pics or gtfo

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10000 calorie personal cake seems pretty good

[spoiler]DIABETES[/spoiler]

Me and my master race gf

brah they arent worth your time

>body_missing.jpeg
>no stamp
>acne
basically, gtfo

Your facial structure ain't bad desu but idk about ur bod. If you got rid of ur shitty acne you could upgrade to a 7/10 instead of hamplanet 4/10

If Kali could make it then we can all make it. 5000 calories a day in prison is amazing

Rate my bulk lunch, /fit. Twelve eggs, a cup of whole milk, one pound of sausage, a cup of pancake mix, two cups of tater tots, one green and one yellow pepper, topped with chilli powder, bread crumbs, and a cup of cheese.

Why did you barf in a pot

holy protein, batman

BOP BOP

Why the pancake mix? It would have been perfectly edible otherwiss

jesus christ learn how to cook

It was in the cupboard, and I just had a bit left in the box. Chucked it in because lol why not. I mixed it in with the eggs, which I scrambled separately before mixing it with the eggs and potatoes. Threw the pepper on afterwards, and topped it with cheese.

sounds pretty good, to be perfectly honest, my african american gentleman. hope you've got a good plunger, tho

>normies think this counts as cooking

I bet a white guy was behind this post

simply sara please go

>alt right

>dat hamplanet

yeah youre doing pretty fine m8

> :^)

Don't be prejudiced its not nice

>muh le liberal

poor people actually think this way

How jealous are u that u have to insult ppl over the internet.

Definition of "cuck" right here ladies and gentlemen

i dont get why they dont lift. How can they be master race if they dont even look good?

>master race
>brown eyes, flatter nose, doesn't have a strong brow ridge
Yeah, no

Jealous

Did you reply to yourself you autistic fuck?

Does he honestly believe he's fooling anybody by claiming natty?

Well, he's black, not much brains

What?

>HURR DURR LE ALT RIGHT IS RACISS

Fuck off back to plebbit baby dick numale cuckold

Beta submissive pussy lmao

>redditors answering to obvious b8

Most Fedora sare liberal atheists

But it's the only insult that numales can parrot

Lifting is triggering and patriarchal

It reinforces negative male gender roles

True liberals should focus on their minds :^)

kys

Bitch stfu u took a dick in the ass for a gay porn site u fagghot

>Kys

Looks like we got a leafy fan here

kys

>le aut-right and libtards ITT thinking anything other than the OG right can be Veeky Forums Chads
>inb4 hurr durr Trump is a closet white supremacist neo-fasci-reactionary theocrat he just pretends to be a patriotic conservative for votes

Why is /pol/tards so insecure?

kill yourself

nobody said he was closeted in that regard
he's pretty open about it imo

>why is (plural)
hmmm

>im pretty aware that's for cutting not bulking, but thanks for that
>"Y-ya'll niggas t-too"
>Tch, *sheathes katana* nothen personnel kid

Hello, namefag!

NIGGA

Age control is already implemented you retard

Also Tyrone has a point. You're not gonna get swole offa just a chicken breast and two shoots of asparagus.

Fuck, this cuck is from my hometown. Germany is doomed

>T W E L V E FUCKIN EGGS
Dude what

They haven't embraced plain conservatism and the normal right like true Chads. Only a social mongoloid incel could be deluded enough to think Chad would prefer neo-clerical-distributo-libertarian-nazism or whatever contradictory ivory tower spergery the aut right comes up with next over the patriotic capitalist conservatism that lets Chad get rich and bang Staceys.

lmfao kali is gay for pay?

>giving money to Israel
>bad

Stay mad mahound

I love seeing Israel rape mudslimes


Conservatives are our allies you libcuck

>can't say ''nigger'' with thread being derailed
>it's /pol/ that's insecure

Saved lmao

"this my creatine... SODIUM"

That's not even what a nod looks like

Hes a faggot in denial

What kind of creature needs to consume this much protein during lunch alone?

LIBKEKS BTFO

Hello /pol/-kun

Didn't this guy have a heart attack at age 25 from eating too many hamburgers while lifting?

of course, yer supposed to eat it 8 times a day, plus a complex carb

Fun fact, 100% strait kali muscle has nipple piercings

>cup of pancake mix
Hold on man who taught you how to cook?

The fuck is that blotch on his arm?

yeah Im so jealous that Im probably not gonna sleep tonight

fucking kek

man fuck what everyone says

that's dope

is this why he's so obsessed with saying 'fuck bois' and 'pussy bois' in his videos?

kinda want to start spamming his videos and social media with these pictures. Got any more?

Glad you could admit it.

what is sarcasm for 500, Alex

I think that was CT Fletcher, but he leaned out nicely afterwards.

> what is sarcasm for 500, Alex
Jealous

...

Where he injects his hyphy mud, honeybuns, tuna and top ramen