/no homo/

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How to find beefcake bf in real life?

>inb4 word choice is criticized

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Find a normal bf and turn him into a beef cake for easy mode.

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Not the user you replied to but i've tried this and it didn't work

You gotta find someone who is, wants to be or is already on their way to becoming beefy

I feel kinda weird watching these webms and gifs... No homo though

Stretch marks are kinda hot on a muscle dude tho.

Amazing

No need to worry, user, we're all heterosexual itt.
The thread clearly says no homo.

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I'd steam gift boardie a copy of rimworld if you catch my drift tbH lads

Is it time to revive Husbando Mode Gen, the most no homo thread fit's ever had?

More pls. If not here, post them on mascgen.

Agree with .
There's no winning with that, you'll eventually be the bad guy who force him to do things he doesn't like.

That's why I don't date dyel people.

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same tbqh famalam

I swear I'd probably be more motivated to go to the gym more if I had somebody who liked me that I actually gave a shit about both emotionally and sexually

>dyels and skinnyfats

pls no

The average guy doesn't really give a shit about his body, especially if he knows he already has guaranteed sex.

And besides, you don't lift for others.
Nobody actually cares but yourself.

this is why you are weak

I lift for myself and out of hope for my own sexual gratification but I'm fucking weak because I have shit motivation to seize life and almost no drive to do the things I want to all of the time. Not even trying to make any excuses here because I know I'm pathetic but knowing just how shit I am only seems to keep me down

>And besides, you don't lift for others.
> Nobody actually cares but yourself.

Wat? I don't understand why people think this. Maybe some people have this mindset, but they seem to apply it to fucking everybody. Dawg, if "nobody" actually cared about my body but myself, I would have never touched a barbell in my fucking life.

this is all i want out of life

wtf i am gay now ??!!

Ask yourself if you really want to look like the guys posted ITT.

It's only plg fatties spouting the "lifting for myself" maymay.

95% of the people on this board and in most gyms lift for the social gains that come from having a better physical appearance.

People will see you have bigger biceps and chest, more or less visible abs and that's it, the rest doesn't matter and you don't need to lift to be "Facebook ripped".
The overwhelming majority of people won't be able to appreciate anything else, not unless they also lift or are somehow interested in anatomy.
Doing anything more for other's looks seems pretty useless.

So no, nobody actually cares if you starves yourself, if you force yourself to the point of nausea, if you count your macros, if you broke a PR last week, about the way you train or any other "excessive/obsessive" things.

Why no sig

How to tell my girlfriend I'm bi lads?

>Since a wrestler is not restricted from placing his hands inside his opponent’s kispet (he may not grab his balls or invade his rectum, however), he can also use the waistband to hold the other man in place. Occasionally the kispet is yanked so far below his hips that the fighter being held cannot rise without exposing himself. Having lost his trunks he also loses the match.

>wrestling
>invade his rectum
Wherefor?

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Introduce her to your gym bro.

It worked fine for me, twice. Honestly, though, I'm very persuasive and sometimes even manipulative, so maybe I am just the bad person that made them change. So far, though, both are just happy I got them in to a hobby besides video games.

devils 3way, then suck his dick

Some people just need someone with them to get their asses into the gym for the few first days to get over their anxiety and/or fear.

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>why i roid

post rare boardies

Holy Fuck. Who is that?

Why do you feel like you need to in the first place? Unless your cheating on her, it just seem like something she can use against you in a fight.

This. Closeted bi guy here, but unless she's into MMF and you are as well, what's the benefit of telling her?

"OMG YOU'RE GAY AND GOING TO LEAVE ME!!!!!"

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She has a right to know she's dealing with bi-trash desu, if it's a serious relationship.

>yfw you find out he's like 5'7"

into the trash he goes

Well, in that case you are right but I don't think it should be brought up until they reach a certain point in the that relationship, i.e., Marriage. It's just going to add unnecessary problems to a otherwise, fine relationship.

Closeted biguy here too. I think i've ever told 3 people up front that I am Bisexual. I told one of my closes friend and his girlfriend and I told a more "casual" friend because I was trying to illustrate a point. It feels weird that I would tell these people but never my family or one my best friend that I would hang out every weekend with.

>ywn look like LAST KEK because of pepperoni nipples

At least I'm getting stronger goddammit

There's a problem with the biphobia too - since everyone "knows" that bisexuals aren't monogamous, are confused, etc.

Unless your SO is bi/poly, or you're not monogamous, I don't see the benefit, other than being out to help acceptance.

He's also an uglet.

Shit taste isn't allowed here.

>not webms

Iktf.

Committed, monogamous, forever-lasting and loving relationship. Be successful and happy together.

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wtf is wrong with his neck and head
the pic is so much hotter if you crop the neck out

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MUH

It's just a prank bro, calm down.

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texasholdem28

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gay Veeky Forums physiques seem to rely heavily on big glutes (for obvious reasons) but also big legs

why is that?

do straight guys not train legs that often compared to gay ones?

No straight guys dont' care because girls don't care.

I want big strong glutes because I want to be strong but also because I want a big nice booty.

do you think that a majority of gay Veeky Forumsizens have big legs?

If I want to find a qt lifting bf do I just have to look at his legs like
>big legs + big glutes -> bigger chance he's gay

that said the only gay guy I know at my gym (this is rural Bavaria) doesn't train legs, I however am pretty much TRex mode and wear tight mid thigh length tights to show off my legs and glutes

is that an instagram?

I want to be this

lmao, wide hipped faggots

how do i become homo, my gf left me recently and i decided to turn gay, i have been watching lot gay porn, but cant just get it up

tumblr faggotry

Have sex with a man

>Being this dumb
Just bone girls then ya faggot

Let a guy rim you.
Watch the Eurovision.
Find the homo deep in yourself.

Start out with feminine men.

fit: the thread
all you need now are the feminine benis and this thread becomes everything Veeky Forums stands for

he looks like a goddamn greek statue

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With a big benis though.

who /justin/ here?

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