Veeky Forums what do you do with your wedding ring when you work out?

Veeky Forums what do you do with your wedding ring when you work out?

I take it off and out it in a small zippered pocket in my shorts. Do not put it in a slash pocket.

I put a wedding ring on when I work out to pick up chicks.

I'm not married.

I give it to my gym gf so she can wipe her sweaty pussy juices on it.

Has that worked?

I hang it on my neck on a silver chain that i usually wear

>getting stuck in the trap that is called marriage

Unbent.
Unbound.
Uncucked.

>You will never have a gf
>You will never marry someone
Well at least I can forget about everything when lifting

Yes. More than getting Veeky Forums actually.

>marriage
>2016
ISHYGTTD

How do you play it? Do you just wait for them to come to you and then do the whole "oh no I'm married" thing?

Add unloved and unkissed to your list, faggot.

>implying you can't be loved and kissed by a woman without being married

Enjoy your inevitable divorce cuckboy.

Inb4:
Mom
Sister
Aunt
Cousin
Grandma
Niece
Etc.

I hang it on my weights because nothing is as heavy as the feels.

Tie it to my sheolaces

>cartier platinium wedding ring
>oh well i will just workout while wearing it
>scratched the fuck out of it
>th...thanks

Do you think you must wear a ring after getting married? I don't like the idea of wearing a ring. I don't like jewelry

Nobody slips it over their flaccid cock for safe keeping?

wikipedia.org/wiki/Degloving

Never jewellery

>2016
>not reproducing through bimonthly tribal orgies
ishygddt

Search for 'degloved finger' and you will never make the same mistake again.

I'm not talking about the mistake of getting married btw

Jesus. Who woulda thought a ring would do something like that...

This.

Shitty Thread btw desu.