Not eating grits with egg whites for breakfast

>not eating grits with egg whites for breakfast

>eating breakfast
lmao fag

The fuck is "grits"? That looks like mashed potato.

it's the secret to unlimited natty black gains

Because I wasn't raised in an orphanage so eating grits isn't familiar to me.

It's mashed potatoes for poor Americans.

>"Grits"

please go choke on a donut you fucking meritard

>eating breakfast during breakfast times
>not waiting 5 hours after waking up to eat

what are you even doing retard

>egg whites
>not whole eggs
hahaha

Why do you wait so long to eat?

more awake you are, more you enjoy your food. I wait around 3 hours, works for me.

>no porcelain plates
is that a poor or american thing?

>eating breakfast
>not having a morning dinner instead

>morning dinner

It's a fuck washing plates thing

I bet you have amazing breath for those 3 hours man.

In america we brush our teeth when we wake up.

Shitty toothpaste will definitely cover up your bacteria breath for hours on end. Here in Australia we call you a wanker.

>not subsequently eating chicken fingers and a baked potato with KC masterpiece BBQ sauce for lunch

>implying I don't
>mfw

>What is floss
>What is mouth wash
Do Australians not have access to these things? I thought you guys were a first world country

I love that man so much, almost as much as I love Arnold. Gonna rewatch Pumping Iron tonight, thanks for the motivation breh

>eating gmo corn

>not eating the yolks

Whatever you say. Oatmeal with a side of scrambled eggs is better both nutritionally and taste wise. Grits is southern plebeian jailhouse shit food. it literally has no taste of its own.

Neither does oatmeal you idiot. Why do you think everyone loads it up with fruit and nuts?

>eating breakfast

LG master race.

no it does. try boiled rolled oats just by itself. it has a sort of earthy flavor which is very distinct. corn grits literally have almost no actual flavor. just tastes bland.

Fucking love that shit with pig feet and collard greens.

>omelet with the works
>whole wheat bagel with cream cheese
>banana
I sure do love waking up on Sunday. Make some tea after and read the rest of the book I'm on