Is this the mode on the left achievable natty?

Is this the mode on the left achievable natty?

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And she has no more redeemable qualities.

One of you losers is gonna think you found the one and then years down the road you realize she was like this all along.

Can't wait to work with your married, whipped, fat betas.

>work with
ill bite
what do you work as

it is just human nature to want to have multiple sexual partners. i don't understand monogamous relationships

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If you re a fat virgin with a total of 0 sexual parners, you can't accept that.

A coroner.

Yes
Do dips, curls, and bench but nothing else 3x a week

i had my first threesome 2 days ago, it was pretty sweet bruhs

>its me (bottom), my friend (verse) and a third guy (top)
>third guy was a little late, and we knew he had a massive dick, so my friend warmed me up by fucking me a little before the third guy arrived
>hes pretty athletic - not as muscular as me but lean
>sure enough, his dick is literally wider than my wrist and 7-8 inches long
>me and my friend bottom for him at first
>we did stuff like cooperatively suck his dick, lie on top of each other so he could fuck one hole then pullout and start fucking the next, a 3way buttfuck with me on the bottom, etc
>the third guy was so big I bled a little when we started, but it was okay
>after a while my friend started topping more and more, so i basically spent the next 40 minutes being spitroasted
>we also tried some stuff like me trying to suck 2 dicks at once (not really that fun, looks better in porn), vibes, etc
>i felt really pampered for attention lol
>they both came at the same time, something i thought only happened in porn
>third guy came in my ass (w/ a condom obvs) while my friend came in my mouth
>swallowed for the first time, it didnt taste bad at all
>cuddled for a bit
>limped home

was fun

Kek

Good job dad

me in the middle

The wages of sin is death.

TRIPGASM

trips have spoken you gonna get AIDS now faggit

>POST "ROAST THEM QUEERS" IN THIS THREAD OR YOU'LL GET RAPED WITH A WRIST-THICK DICK UP YOUR ASS TONIGHT

why socks at the beach?

>#justniggerthings

Burn the coal, pay the toll.

For a white boy? Never

Praise Kek

Smite the sinner

tip top kek

For a white man? Yes. Charcoal skin gives a more defined look

ROBBIE LAWLER GOT KNOCKED OUT BY A BLACK MAN, TYRON WOODLEY, IN THE FIRST HALF OF THE FIRST ROUND

WHITE MEN ARE BOYS

>robbie lawler
Hes 1/4 asian, thai i think

best boxers are slavs and hispanics. black bois are only decent in the hw division and even there they are getting cucked now.

the only reason blacks are good at boxing and basketball is because they have a naturally longer reach

which is because they are less evolved than whites


en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ape_index

I hope you said "no homo"

I see niggers wearing socks with sandals all the time, why is this? Can they not afford shoes?

Also theyre at the fucking beach. In the sand. Wearing socks. Wtf nignogs get it together.

Autism post

I'm black
were just paranoid we will get glass stuck in our foot
my grandma always told me to be careful on the beach

It's okay.
My waifu is going to think I'm a stud who attracted lots of ladies. Then years down the road she'll realize that literally half the girls I sexed were prostitutes.

Black people are better at running on two legs. Monkeys and white people suck at that.

What are white people good at? Swimming? Kek white people are so unevolved that they're basically just fish.

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But why socks

Thank you jesus

fucking nigger fucks stealing our women, can't wait for the upcoming race war

Who cares if she was having fun.

Damn i did not expect that response
Would kek again/10

...

Swole be thy name

Mostly cause it's comfortable and we aren't really known for giving a fuck?

lol when Veeky Forums has the same a erage dick size among their users as /b/ and /r9k/

he is 3/4 filipino

>What are white people good at?

dominating other races

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>that will be some white dude's wife one day

damn

Is this the mode on the right achievable natty?

>king
you mean kangz?

ROAST THEM QUEERS

She seems to have nice tiddies desu.

Deep down every girl is like this. Like a friend of mine had a 7 year relationship with a girl. They had been together since both were 16, they had some smaller fights sure but nothing spectacular. She always seems like a really nice girl, since she is (or was) in our friend circle for so long we got pretty close friends too so I really thought I know her. The typical book worm / shy girl that hangs out with her parents a lot and loves animals and shit.. you know? Basically the epitome of a fucking cute girl.
Then one day completely out of nowhere she breaks up with him and started dating a fucking nigger like half a week later. Not a black guy, a fucking nigger. Typical gangster shit, absolute retard who deals with drugs. Makes me really sad desu

she was someone's daughter. at one point she was birthed and held in the loving arms of her mother at the hospital. her father standing close by. perhaps even kneeling next to the bed. both of them looking on at how beautiful she was and thinking about all the great things she would do and who she would grow up to become

I mean theyve also been dominated by sandniggers so theres that

Do people honestly think that?

> future single mom in the making

and she will still find some cuck to pay her bills and raise her mulatto bastard. baka

Lol, im pretty sure the mother was a thot too. And the dad knows something about women.

Women are fucking animals, but men are not much better either. Very little has changed since the cavemen days, we are hairless monkeys, we just dress up and pretend.

The sooner you accept this the better.

Person o left has nubian head shape though. If she's east African she was kang.

Thus sayeth the Lord

depart from me I never knew you

>thot
do you jerk off to grainy hoodrat POV amateur porn too?

This is the truth.

"We're all just animals in a pit."

I used to think this but I really believe that there's a big difference in motivation for men and women. like obviously sex is a major one, and probably biggest motivational factor, but I feel like men take pride in personal success way more than women. it's generalizing but just from observation it seems to be that way.

to keep my point relevant: men lift for sex and self gratification, women lift for sex

Sex is worth jack shit for women, since they can get it anytime. Bargaining tool at best.

I meant more sexual appeal I guess. women only realy do things that make them feel cute or sexy.

for example my gf went through this whole phase of wanting to play tennis and bought all this shit but it ended up just being an excuse to wear the clothes.

I see, it makes more sense now. Of course, investing in yourself (and thus raising you appeal and value) is a good bet for both sexes.

>Welcome to Veeky Forums

ty for making me sad :(

Thinly-veiled cuck thread. Guaranteed replies.

You've been watching too much TV and have probably never been in a relationship.

The first girl I was in love with eventually told me she had slept with 25 guys including me.

We could have had a full football game including kickers.

I'm still half in love with her, but my pride told me to move on.

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sandriggers only dominated latins, at one point far back in time. in this day and age, all the west got to do is not buy oil anymore from saudia and watch the ME light up like never before.

>but my pride told me to move on.
good choice. damaged goods.

holy macaroni. 25 guys? How do you not lose track of that number?

youtube.com/watch?v=AMmOAd2FVrE

Did your mom eat ginger exclusively while she was pregnant on you?

If I didn't feel like I'd been slapped with 24 dicks to the face, I would have challenged her to name them all.

The idea is that in forsaking all others for one you choose to share a life with you show her that she's special to you, and hopefully vice versa. It's not that complicated. The nuclear family works well if both parents realise that families can sometimes take work.

Pro Tip:

You girl has slept with 75 men. Women only tell guys 1/3 of the guys that they have actually slept with.

At the point we were at, I think she was truthful with 25. We both traveled for work though, so 75 isn't impossible. I feel like you stop counting after 30.

topkek

>sister is hiding bf for 5 months
>i go out on a sunday morning to get some bk breakfast
>i have to pull up the lane because of french toast sticks
>see her pulling up behind me in her truck
>black guy in passenger seat
>text her and tell her whatever im not gonna tell anybody it's your choice
>she hides him until last week where she tells everyone she's dating a black guy
>oh and he has 4 KIDS TOO

I was at enough peace until I found out the bullshit about having kids too.
My sister is smart, she's a business owner, successful, and hard working, THEN THIS SHIT COMES ALONG.

fuck

>lifting for women

this isnt Veeky Forums related

>text her and tell her whatever im not gonna tell anybody it's your choice

Oh you sad, sad little man.

I smashed a girl together with my gym bro like that once. It was pretty cool.

you gotta be making this shit up. baka #blackdicksmatter

Are you still a virgin, lotus?

this tbqh

its a huge red flag though, most arent "hot" and just sexually desirable and willing to fuck. There's a difference between being cute/hot and knowing it...vs being fuckable and slutty.

They'll learn the hard way once they're either stuck with ANDY and begging for CHAD in secret or used up and defensive of definition of their past actions. Some realize it but by then its too late. If shes hot and successful though no one can talk shit. these are the rules brehs

Oh and hot/cute MILFs and adults can cheat but if its a regular thing they'll just end up exposing it, claiming sexual dissatisfaction or one time and then exploding in a huge fight and >DIVORCE. Or you get cucked

ya man. why you gotta remind me?

>>black guy in passenger seat
my condolences, user

This is real life not American Pie, baka.

>dark hair
>relatively thin
>skinny ankles
>long feet

This girl is at least 8,5/10

How old is your sister and how old is the negro?

as far as we know you are a lier.

why don't you bang a chick?

why would i make that shit up?
th-thanks
27. dude is unknown. she just told everyone else about him last week. my brother and dad didn't say shit but were visibly pissed the next day, i don't think they knew that i've known since spring
no you are!

thought i was the only one

okay, i'll give you that one fitty, top fucking kek

If it was that easy, everybody would be doing it...

Lol. Welcome him into the fringe. Real niggers fear commitment/acceptance. The chaos and rejection will keep him around much longer than you ever wanted.

>27
hasn't even hit the wall yet and she's dating a nigger with 4 kids? holy fuck.
it doesn't seem like your sister is quite as intelligent as you thought she was

lol