Informal Veeky Forumsizen Survey

I just wipe

I know, cant be so bad I never get sick so whatever

>Age / Gender?
28/M

>Do you wipe from front to back, or back to front?
Front to back, dry wet dry

Do you wash your hands after urinating in the bathroom?
>No, wash hands before I touch my dick

>Do you wash your hands after defecating in the bathroom?
Yes, soap and water

>Do you wash your hands after you masturbate?
Yes, usually just water

I just push the paper right in
yes
yes
yes

Back to front, despite people saying it should be front to back... that doesn't make since because as your going in to wipe front to back, you're catching all the shit in the back and smearing it to the front and then back again....

But I do notice that I take a really long time wiping... its like a marker.... even with baby wipes

HELP

*sense. Goddamit

What the fuck is this survey
Furries should be gassed.

You need more fiber. Someone up thread correctly mentioned god tier psyllium husk. I myself use Metamucil.

On a proper regime I only need three wipes, two to clean and a third to verify the results.

Also FtB
Yes
Yes
Yes

Obviously the front to back has to post in the gayest way possible.
>Disgust

19 male
>Do you wipe from front to back, or back to front?
I don't wipe either way, I take a shower and wash my anus.

>Do you wash your hands after urinating in the bathroom?
Yes

Do you wash your hands after defecating in the bathroom?
Yes wtf

Do you wash your hands after you masturbate?
Yes

18

back to front

yes

usually shower after poop, so yes

always shower after wank, so yes

21/m
front to back
no
yes
no

22male
I do kind of a pinch method

No
Yes
No

22, female.

Front to back.

No.

Yes.

Yes.

21 male
back to front
yes
yes
sometimes

F 18
Back to front
No, I don't piss on my hands
No, I don't shit on my hands
Yes

29 Male
I wash my butt with water, I'm not an uncultured swine from some colony.
No, I wash my hands before urination. I respect my dick.
Yes, after washing my butt.
Yes.

Wtf for a girl it's the same action with piss as it is with shit. Wash ur hands u mongoloids

23/male

wipe in counter clockwise circular motions

no wash

no wash

no wash

Ew but the only thing between your hands and shit covered asshole is a thin dissolvable piece of paper....

28 male
both
yes
yes
yes

28/Non-binary
Front to back
Always wash hands
Always wash hands
I do if it's during the day but if it's at night I leave it until my morning shower

>non-binary

kys my man

oh, wait

Age / Gender?
25, male

Do you wipe from front to back, or back to front?
front to back

Do you wash your hands after urinating in the bathroom?
yes

Do you wash your hands after defecating in the bathroom?
yes

Do you wash your hands after you masturbate?
yes, especially when I don't use the dildo and have to use my fingers so before and after

20/M
Back to Front
Yes, unless I piss in the yard :^)
Very yes
Yes, because I have to flush it down and who knows what kind of germs are on the toilet handle

Also either post sauce for pic in OP or post full pic

20 male

Back to front. How the hell do people go front to back?

Yes

Yes

I don't masturbate, but back when I did I would.

24/m/white/straight
Don't wash my hands unless they are visibly dirty, like after working on a car or something. I also have a ridiculously over-leveled immune system because of it.

21 male
Front to back I guess
No
Yes
Yes

back to front
no
yes
no

28/M

Use a bidet and gently dab dry asshole with tp.

Y
Y
Y
Y

19/M
Side to side (is this weird I'm scared now)
Yes
Yes
Yes

>Use a bidet and gently dab dry asshole with tp.