>user, you want me to grab you a shake?
>oh, you brought something to drink?
>is... is that a gallon of milk?
>why?
User, you want me to grab you a shake?
*BAAAAARRRPP*
well my trainer said I needed it, and the guy is pretty good so I trust him
nevermind about that, are you an archaeologist bby?
fucking australians I hate you all
Because I still have 3 gallons to go today you lax cunt
Damn, why did she have to ruin herself? She was a top tier qt.
You're not funny.
Wait that's actually her in the OP?
Christ
Except nobody is going to take a fucking gallon of milk with them on a date are they you spastic
Fuck off and post this shite on /r9k/ , dick of coming here for routines and finding 6 out of every 7 threads are by some high schooler who has never lifted in his life and just comes here to post off topic shit
Why does every girl look the same?
Couldn't resist the black cock
The Kim K/Instagram/Snapchat effect.
why does every person look the same
They all emulate whoever is popular right now. Like those shitty eyebrows they got from the Kardashians.
>NO user YOU CAN'T HAVE MORE THAN A LITRE OF MILK A DAY!!
>but why?
>BECAUSE IT'S BAD FOR YOU, ALSO NO MORE THAN ONE EGG A DAY
I work in a college bookstore and we pay hot girls on the down low to wear certain items during rush week. Sales always get a boost on that item in the weeks after.
Protip: it works.
You have a large bone that needs examining?
>Chad is a niggresse
they wear books?
The question is, Where is your gallon of milk?
Big lips and fat asses are what's sexy now. Fucking black people forcing their gorilla standards on us.
ofc bby u want sum cok?
She looks like the girl I spent my senior year of high school freaking out about. Like to a t.
>mfw thinking of those mega-beta years
You know what they say, once you go black, whites don't want you back
Bimbo Maroney makes my balls hurt.
You've never been to a college bookstore? We sell appearal and shit you git.
>what the fuck is wrong with your lips? you don't look like your profile at all.
is this generation really watching so much porn that females try to imitate the look in their everyday life? tragic
>not liking big asses and big lips.
Found the homo.