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Got some OC for you
How the fuck does a 32 yr old get arthritis edition

a better question is how do you fuck up a screenshot so bad

who cares. not your life.

t. Autism

>How the fuck does a 32 yr old get arthritis
Depends on several things. I know a girl that is 25 with rheumatoid arthritis, and know a 22 year who had early signs of arthritic pain from running on concrete

doesn't look fat to me

god damn i hate fatties but when someone makes this argument i can't help but concede; it's not my life they're brutally destroying

Not when you have to pay for their medical bills, which is true in every country with functioning hospitals and a healthcare system.

Found the fatty

It's even worse though, they are destroying ALL LIFE ON EARTH by consuming far more than they need or deserve. If we didn't have mindless pseudo-hedonist FATTIES we'd be one big step closer to living harmonious with NATURE!

psoriatic arthrits

Rheumatoid arthritis. I have a 28 year old coworker who pretty much has to lie in bed all day when it fares up.

>making fun of the victimg when the environment is responsible for enabling fatties.
Stay classy.

Sartre is giving you the saggy eye right right now.

They destroy lives, though; not just theirs. It feels immoral to let it go on and yet I know that nothing will correct them. It makes me feel ambivalent about all that. So I just enjoy getting mad at them and use it as fuel for better lifts later.

just fuck me up

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Calm down, Vegan Gainz

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Let's get this trainwreck of a thread going

I want to travel to USA just to taste InNOut

>women do not have to have a vagina

top kek

my fwb has mild arthritis and she's like 23
my cousin got it and carpal tunnel from playing too much fox in smash bros melee

CHEW WITH YOUR FUCKING MOUTH CLOSED REEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!

This shit made me sick to my fucking stomach... It's as if they're junkies getting their fix. How can you be so disgusting when you eat?? WTF IS WRONG WITH MY COUNTRY!?!?!

My buddy pulled a tendon awhile back playing counter strike i would have said this was fake a year ago. vidya are pretty dangerous

nice catch, a bulbasaur!

Well they don't have to I guess, but then what do they have going for them besides being manipulative cunts?

This happened to me about a month ago, I'm still pissed.

>Decide to have a bbq to celebrate getting new job
>Invite friends and family, including land whale step sister
>My mom comes, and brings a pineapple upside down cake
>Mom has degenerated back discs so I'm touched she went through the trouble of making it
>Party is going, everyone is eating bbq enjoying a brew
>Step sister says she is leaving (eat and leave how nice)
>A few minutes later my mom pulls me aside saying she's sorry
>Land whale step sister opened to cake container, cut the cake without permission, and took more than half of it with her
>Not enough cake for guests

who the fuck EATS and CHEWS WITH THEIR MOUTHS FUCKING OPEN, CANCER SHIT AIDSSSSSSSSSSSS

Men do not have to
>associate with you in any capacity

These videos are great motivation cause they make that food look so disgusting. really helps break that fast food illusion

Why would someone want to watch someone else eat food???

hearing someone smack or just be a noisy eater makes me want to bang my head against a wall

Disgusting.jpeg

I mean when I was a fatty I was probably inconsiderate about my food intake but I was (probably) unaware. That's like actively being a terrible person.

i would be absolutely livid.
like, leave my own party, drive to sisters place, retrieve the stolen cake and either bring it back or destroy it in a barely-contained rage.... livid.

ask half of the Korean internet

Fat people doing as fat people do.

Wow fuck her

Ok bitch, and no one has to find you attractive or approach you then

Typical Pokémon Go player

>b-b-b-b-but plebbit told me it makes people fit and is great for socializing!

Post boipucci Twink Tomato

Post your epik pokemans collection first before I fedora dog you again

Nigga at least we pay for qt grills to eat, not some disgusting ass open-mouthed whales

You have your answer OP.

You could be doing something else than hating people online. Just because its fat people on a fitness forum doesn't mean it's any better.

In fact it's kind of more tragic in a way. Go do something productive with your time.

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This made me cry inside

>tfw no matter how fat you got, you've never gotten stuck in a hula-hoop

She could haveThis. Could be autoimmune which really sucks OP

I got similiar stuff with my (probably soon to be) brother in-law

>be me
>have gf
>live in gfs parents house for a few months
>parents leave for vacation
>gf mum (we call her M) buys some groceries/food for the time they left (although I would have bought it myself aswell but hey thanks anyway
>M also buys some shit food
>one is a big bag of chicken nuggets (750gram/ around 1.7 pounds)
>said bag has a total of 1600 calories
>shit is big enough to feed 2-4 people (considering how much of an eater the person is)
>one day, lunch time me and gf decide we want some of those nuggets
>go down to kitchen
>as we go down we noticed that brother in-law (lets call him R) has already mad him some lunch
>smells like chicken nuggets
>"haha, seems like R had the same idea as we had, let's get the leftovers
>open freezer, no bag in it
>wtf.jpg
>look all other freezer drawers, bag still not found
>gf takes a look in the garbage can
>she literally pulls out the whole empty bag of nuggets
>look into fridge and see a big bottle of coke half-empty
>R has LITERALLY consumed his whole daily needed calorie intake in one sitting
>mfw he didn't even think about that others MIGHT want some of it, not mentioning that such a bag can feed more than just his fat-ass

I know guys, chicken nuggets are shit food, don't hang me for that, it happened before my major weight loss

I got so much more well fitting FPH/FPS stories about R if you want

sure, post some more

Do it

He's right tho
>twice as much food
>more fuel to cart their fatasses around combined with more driving in general out of laziness
>more medicine
>more space on public transport
That's just the stuff I can think of off the top of my head but they are consuming enough for two people.

You should shit in front of her house

WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH THESE PEOPLE

Hating fat people fuels my workout.

>Women do not have to have a vagina

I guess if the lower half is missing, but whar else qualifies them as women?

trans people

They are not swift as a coursing river, or (for that matter) have all the force of the great typhoon.

well, i was going to watch Magnificent 7, but yes, yes i want more stories.

To the former fatties out there, would you have appreciated it if your Doc told you to loose weight when you were overweight?

Starting med school soon and have been contemplating how to go about this. Seems like some individuals have a violent reaction when told by their doctor that they are overweight.

I've had arthritis since I was 19 from a sports trauma injury that resulted in a benign bone tumor that fucked up my joints you autistic fuck.

more of a funny failure this time
as I mentioned I made some major weight loss (dropped 100lbs, if not a bit more)

>be me, fat-ass mode
>lately think about changing and slowly start doing it
>some friend suggested me that green tea (no sugar/milk of course) helps you with losing weight
>don't know if this is just some meme he believes in or just something to get me away from soda (probably the soda part, but I don't know)
>the only thing I ever drink is green tea and other green tea like teas
>R of course notices this since we lived together for some time
>after some time I notice there is always another jar of tea next to mine in the fridge
>hope.jpg
>R tries to copy me and maybe he gets his shit fixed too, man that would be based finally having a bro-tier in-law
>dinner time comes
>my usual drink: cold green-tea
>R pours himself the same
>commencing family dinner
>middle of the dinner R is done with his tea
>ohFFS.jpg
>R pours himself a big glass of coke
>mfwR failed to realize that he has to drink it INSTEAD of soda not alongside with
>he really thought that green tea somehow magically burns away calories/sugar amount of shit food

Really Veeky Forums how can one be that delusional?

Whatever you do, don't prescribe them medicine for acid reflux/indigestion so they can keep gorging!
I used to work in a pharmacy, so much fucking money is wasted on these fatasses getting their free omeprazole so they can go next door to the fucking chippy.

You go light that bitches house on fire user.

Do you need instructions on how to make molotov cocktails?

>implying you need qualifications to identify as a woman

fuck off shitlord

what i'd like to see is like a prank show type ski, but for real. a bunch of fat ugly ppl gorging themselves at fast food places or ice cream places, and have a bunch a group of starving ethiopians looking sad and pathetic stand near fatass and start sobbing and crying staring at fatass the whole time and getting louder everytime fatass takes a bite and when fat ass finally throws shit in the garbage they go wild screaming.

Having no sense of reason, responsibility, honor, and common sense.

standard fat logic
>what can i ADD to make myself lose weight

fucking tell em, who cares

Cold green tea?

What kind of monster are you?

I'm gunna. Just want to find the best way to do it in a way that will convince them to act on it.

found the fatty

Meh. When my doctor told me I was fat I got all huffy, but I go to a doctor to get medical advice, not to get complimented. So you suck it up.

Don't worry, she'll die before you

>CHEW WITH YOUR FUCKING MOUTH CLOSED REEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!

Honestly that's my most hated thing. Just fucking close it. And then they intentionally make a point of obnoxious, loud, open-mouth chewing when you ask them to stop. Fuck.

Obesity is actually a protective factor against osteoarthritis.

rheumatoid arthritis is an autoimmune thing, so fitness doesn't really play a role in it.

it's a fat problem, they have some kind of respiratory blockage and they can't breath through the nose for shit. probably that much mass needs so much oxygen that you cant get away with just nostril airflow, similar to how normal people breath through the mouth during heavy exercise

>And then they intentionally make a point of obnoxious, loud, open-mouth chewing when you ask them to stop. Fuck.

oh my GOD that shit drove me nuts...

I had a buddy in middles school who ate like that. I talked shit to him all the time. One day, he invites me over to eat with his family. So we all sit facing each other at the dinner table and THE ENTIRE FUCKING FAMILY CHEWED WITH THEIR MOUTHS OPEN

I started feeling ill but didn't want to be super rude, so i ate a little and told them i had to be home for whatever reason. It was gross.

>Honestly that's my most hated thing

THIIISS.

My mother is fat, and my dad is slightly overweight, and they just chew so loud it's disgusting. It makes me angry. Like it drives me up the fucking wall. It's gotten to the point where even though I live with them, I haven't been able to actually sit down for dinner with them because I can't fucking stand the sight and sound of it all.

underrated post

and yet I am still amazed by it, seriously same with the magical salad
Yeah salad CAN be fucking great for cuts/losing weight, but some lettuce and tomatoes doesn't help when you drench them in mayo, tons of vinegar and too much oil

>b-b-b-b-but it's salad, it has to be healthy

as I said, first i don't even know if this was a legit advice and second I wanted to drink it all the time and also got bored of always just the hot version

next story (it takes place during my weight loss, about 30/40 pounds down)
>weight loss goes great
>get to buy new clothes, don't sweat for no appereant reason anymore, feel better, get a shitton of compliments and socialising is so much easier
>already had a good connection with father in-law (he is F for now) but lately it get's even better
>have a feeling that F sees me somewhat as some son-substitute since all R does is being fat NEET and clopping in his magical pony world 24/7
>start doing stuff that is normally some good ol' father-son style (going to sports games together, talking about men-topics, share some beers, you know what I mean)
>somehow feel bad for R since it's his dad, but what should I do, it seems like F finally feels something he hasn't felt for years when Rs life went downhil and anti-family
>R of course noticed that he wasn't number one male child anymore (they have no cousins/grandchilds or something related, so he always was everyones little boy)
>gf and R share same friends-circle
>me and gf hang out often with said friends
>lately some of them act strange upon me
>gf also somewhat not in usual behaviour but don't think about it too much
>shit get's worse
>friends strange, gf suddenly starts to avoid friends
>one day overhear gf talking with friends: so gj, R told us user made you pay all of the things you prepared for moving out and he treats you so bad and you have to do everything for him, pay all his shit, bla bla bla
>realization hits
cont.

What the fuck?

First a guy who drinks cold green tea, then people who intentionally chew with their mouths open?

What kind of fucking animals do you people associate with?

My one friend is the most stereotypical fatty I've ever met.

> go to party, they're doing a spit roast thing
> he hovers around the cook for a whole hour
> proceeds to eat three plates of shredded lamb
> it's time for dessert
> he demolishes 2L of icecream
> wtf.jpg
> I decide I'm going to just hang with a qt for a while
> he finds me, with a pie in his mouth.
> sees nothing wrong with talking
> mfw
> we go back to his place
> it's 2 am so I'm going to fucking sleep
> I hear him go to the kitchen and reheat the pasta from the other night
> this man has no limits
> later in the week he sends me a message about how no girls love him cuz he's fat
> ask why he doesn't do anything about it
> "FUCK YOU I EAT LIKE MY DIETICIAN TELLS ME TO AND IM ALWAYS IN THE GYM AND AND AND
> mfw I've never seen him in a gym, or break a sweat (except when he eats)
J U S T

I've heard it as advice, and i swear by it. Havn't seen anything to back it up though, but it's better than coffee.

Fatty in a FPH/ FPS thread.

Tell us a story, fatty

There's nothing wrong with drinking cold green I bet you're an American, only people with food autism.

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>fucking fatty started making false claims/rumors to break up gf and me
>he wanted to get me out of the family in one of the most selfish ways so his fat ass is the nr.1 child again
>he was ready to hurt his sister by making her friends forcing
>enough of this shit
>explain myself, all of it
>friends suddenly realize, why should a regular friendly guy suddenly change for no reason
>fatty get's huge shit by both family and friends

I somewhat managed to forgive him but still, if you have a problem, fix it.
But if you are willing to also drag your own family members down for it, fuck you

oh my fucking god I need to look at this everytime I feel like cheating

fat people look so out of place in nature

jar of tea in the fridge? Wat?

Britfag bruh, i'm playing about, no need to go all 'spergers on us.

For the sake of conversation, cold green tea (or green tea on an empty stomach) always makes me throw up.

Good if i wanna get sent home from work like.

prepare a big amount of tea, let it cool, put in fridge to stay cool

not rocket science user

>sports games
What are you some kinda Finn?

Your cringy ass /b/tard attempts at insulting le reddit maymays are almost as bad as the fatties that post them.

You've failed to follow this board's advice numerous times, so I'm going to give you some clear instructions.

Which is why we don't stuff the mouth to its maximum capacity.

My family :(

>americans
>giving two shits about tea
get your stereotypes in fuckin' order

Have you never enjoyed a beer league soccer game with your dad?
Those are like golden times for me, that shit is the father-son times you see in the movies

why would you want tea from the fridge?

cuz it's cold.