Its your cheat meal

>its your cheat meal
>you go out to eat
>your food comes to your table
>you decide to go to the restroom
>you come back and you see pic related eating your cheat meal

What do you do?

#dicksoutforharambe

>implying I have cheat meals

What happened to rossfit you nigger

>eating chicken everyday
>having one cheat meal per week
>a nigger is eating my cheat meal

do you seriously think I'd be eating chicken as a cheat meal OP?

I tell my girlfriend to tell him to stop and observe from a distance.

> cheat meal
> making it

rap battle

>leaving food out on a table unattended when you're eating alone

Eating alone was never mentioned. D-Do you eat out alone?

I'd start crying and run out of the restaurant

>PUNCH HIM IN THE HEAD LIKE A FUCKING BOSS

Rick Ross just a cop with some bad tattoos.

If he's not eating alone, then his friends/gf just let some random black guy sit down and eat his fucking food?

>"Yeah brah I thought you were cool with tyrone having a bite haha"

I always feel so bad for people who eat places alone. Same thing for people going see a movie alone.

hello, reddit

>tfw zero friends
>do both of these things often
>always feel awkward doing it
;_;

Order the most expensive everything to the table, rack up at least a grand for the bill.

Then go across the road to the dirty kebab place with the sound staff and sit off with them to watch the magic happen.

It's Rick Ross the Boss, not a random black guy. He could buy your family 20x over.

slap him and run away because he'll never catch me

That is rude

Why? I go out to eat alone because I get different types of food that I can't make at home. I usually sit at the bar if there's a seat available there.

I'd get pretty upset tbqh. I would say
"What the fuck, man?!" And then promptly ask to be moved to a different table and have a fresh meal comped.
Doing anything else is pretty fucking stupid you bunch of aspies