Group interview

>group interview

Lmao is this a thing? Wtf kind of pleb job did you apply for? Fuck a group interview. I once had a headhunter tell me I’d get the job if I sent a thank-you card. Laughed and said no. Still got the job and snap-declined.

>where do you see yourself in 5 years?

>1 new email
>thank you for your interest in our company

*calls to withdraw the application*

...

>entry level position
>requires 3-5 years experience

>we have decided to go with a candidate who is a better fit for this position

>Unfortunately

>Talk to me about yourself

*yourselves

we aren't talking about sex working cunt

>why do you want to leave your current position?

>Yfw it's all because you decided not to play buzzword bingo with you resume

most likely call center or some nu-age shit with early twenties on staff taking a new and fresh approach to the hiring process

I trash the email the moment I see that word

fyi i got a call back from a job once because i decided to put "Biggest Bicep Award 08" on my resume because i didn't want call backs.

Please check back in 6 months.

That's some high effort stupidity
Golf clap

Why would someone trash a resume before throwing it out to places?

Shit like this made me quit wagecucking.

it was nothing really
its a welfare thing in aus, forced to look for work if you wanna sit at home and bludge. i was young and high.

>only shortlisted candidates will be contacted

>Please attach you resume, cover letter, portfolio, references, certificates, grades.
>please re-enter all your information in our online form

>Why do you want to work here?

le taleo face