Go out clubbing

>go out clubbing
>hit up the three most common nightclubs in town
>denied entry for "being too young", had to show my ID to the boss
>every fucking one said it's a fake ID because there's no way I'm 22 years old
>go to a dive bar to meet a chick
>refused service because "I look like a child"
>try to pick up chicks anyway
>approach a wench
>"G'day, how's it going? Want a drink?"
>"Ew, sorry I don't date kids. Where's your mum?"
>leave shamefully
>go to the worst fucking club in town, pretty lenient to people of my appearance
>DENIED ENTRY FOR "BEING TOO YOUNG"
>leave and go to the gym for 4 hours to make people think I had a good night

Man, I hate being 5'5" with shit facial hair genes.

Should I just kill myself?

>grow,grow,grow.png

Dude im going to be honest with the cool kids dont go to actuall clubs heres what u do u invite some friends over have a couple of beers and have a good time thats it

maybe grow a beard.
Don't dress like you're still in high school?
test + tren????

>turn 18
>go out for first time
>6/10 has been looking at me while i awkwardly try to dance
>friends gesture me to make a move
>she says something to me and she starts dancing
>she turns around and rubs her ass up and down my dick (felt good tbf
>put my hands on her rump (she's chubby)
>bobbing behind her like a conga line
>do this for a bit
>realise after she's dancing and laughing with another guy while im just holding her ass

fucking kek

This is what tiny must have felt like.

>G'day
> 5'5" with shit facial hair genes.

I bet you look like a beta cuckboi like most aussies

t. brown man

>t. Monkey man

...

I'd honestly just kill myself right on the spot if that happened to me

tren is definitely the most virilizing compound there is. low bodyfat and more muscles and more facial hair will help too

When youre 30 youre gonna look like 20 and be slayin mad bitch

>tfw 5'8'' Pajeet (born in USA though)
>never been to a club because
>>no friends
>>afraid no bouncer will let me in
what do, how do i stop being a kissless virgin?

>be manlet
>get in clubs and bars just fine

You must have a bitch face.

>Go to club
>Dance or at least try to, no Bangra stuff yeah
>Find equally drunk slut
>Dance with said slut
>Take her home

Alcohol is the magic elixir of sex, it's almost impossible to get laid without it in your system

>be manlet
Quit reading right there.

I'm not a manlet but I do look young for my age and I fucking love it. I can pull 16-18 years old wtihout looking creepy (im 23)

>>go out clubbing
Only got yourself to blame, manlet.

>pull 16-18 years old wtihout looking creepy
Why don't you have a seat?

>>Find equally drunk slut
>>Dance with said slut
how do i do this?

girls are with their friends (other girls or guys). i can't even talk loud enough, i can't project my voice in loud places for people to hear

i don't even know how to dance

Move to China, become a citizen, integrate.

Fuck, iktf

How do I project my voice louder??

not gonna lie if i could pull that young i would all the time

...

Just give up on retarded clubs and have a life beyond alcohol

You must be fun at reddit meetups.

The secret is to have an ID where you look significantly younger than you do now. I'm 24 and had a picture of when I was 17 and looked 15. I still look like I'm 20 but do you think they're gonna doubt the difference between now and when I looked 15?

How the fuck is this pssible? Where you live?
After ID check they must serve you, thats straight up discrimination against ur fucked up genes. Sue them or something, you must learn how to jew boi.

>G'day, how's it going? Want a drink?

>Move behind slut
>Grind genitalia on her ass
>If she doesn't like it move to next drunk slut
Repeat until one of them lets you put your hands on her waist and kiss her neck.
All of this is second nature after some tequilla or rum and coke

how do i get into clubs though if non-white, unattractive and by yourself?

i've read reviews of clubs, and lots say bouncers won't let you in if you're non-white or not with any girls.. i'm afraid to wait in line just to get rejected at the end

>He has friends

Oldfag here. That young appearance that gives you so much shit now will be a blessing once you are in your 30s and 40s. Hang tough and deal with the shit for now, use this time as an opportunity to get used to rejection and loneliness so when you are older and wiser and look like you're 22 you'll be knee deep in fresh poon constantly.

Taller:
>buy lifts on Amazon, increase height by 2.5 inches
>buy black trainers with high heel (like Nike Roshe), increase height by 1 inch

You are now 3.5 inches taller, feel the confidence flow through ur body kunt.

Face:
>run test e (15 week) with tren ace (6 - 8 week)
>hcg

Enjoy ur new facial hair and facial structure changes

Lmao, literally the Chestbrah method.