Can we finally all agree about one thing? You can have all the gains in the world, and still be boring as hell at sex.
So, ITT lets share our sex tips, performing oral / foreplay techniques, best sex stances, best foods / supplements for rock hard erections and high libido, and everything related to sex in general
>make out
>undress
>keep making out
>put penis into vagina
>fuck her missionary while kissing her neck and shit
>keep fucking until she cums
>cum
works great for most of them.
The only reason you'd want to "share" any of this or care about this shit is if you sucked / were a virgin thinking you'll be a god by practicing with your pillow.
>finally get to fuck oneitis
>her vag is like half an inch wide
>can't fit even the tip in
Welp, what do ?
somewhere in between switch to doggy or some other shit, depending on you and your partner
missionary gets boring after a while
...
OR let her be on top so you can just chill for a while
I haven't had sex in 3 years
I miss her
I can't get 100% boners anymore
Hello chimpo
Did you try being more attractive so as to actually get her wet?
Cowgirl is literally the GOAT position.
>allows for total penetration
>lets you take a break and admire the view
>still have access to face and boobs
>you can still pull her down and pump with considerable force
>she can grind or hump
>can reach around and finger her stink
hello chimpo
I did it mate I'm no virgin, this girl is just extremely small
user, you are lucky. I have been cursed with a pencil dick, at least you don't trade your manhood for pleasure
hello chimpo
Hello chimpo.
get her wet ya dingus
Funny, my problem is exactly the same.
I'm good at bed. I'm really good. Like pornstar good. Decent size, last as much as I want, good instinct...
But I've been a landwhale for years, so the only girls I had were a few crazy psychos and scorts. Now I'm getting hot and having some dates, but I didn't slept yet with any of them.
You won't conquer a girl with that, you have to do the work.
Start with cowgirl, switch to doggy, then missionary, but don't cum yet. Take her legs and put them up, rest them on your shoulders. Hear her moans as you fuck her deeper than she ever knew and cums like a fountain. Now you can cum too.
Two Questions:
-How do I last longer?
-How do I get harder erections?
She was wet, my dick just couldn't get in.
I don't really care about what the girl feels to be honest, I just need to fuck or I go crazy
hello chimpo
ayy lmao
worst is that I was FUCKING SHIT in bed too
Hello chimpo
Hard for me is doing doggy and trying to kiss her neck, touching boobs etc while I m using the other hand as a stanchion to keep up my body. Good thing i exercise with trx so I last a bit.
I never have a problem getting erections and lasting ages.
But I can't cum whatsoever with a condom, is this normal?
hello chimpo
hello chimpo
>losing sensation through a sheet of rubber
>normal
yes breh...
hello chimpo
My gf has been having a rough time staying motivated at the gym. She still goes, but hasn't pushed herself to be her best, so she asked to go with me for a few days. I don't necessarily like working out with her or anyone, rather, because it throws off my mojo. Working out is sorta like meditation for me, but whatever.
Show her that she can increase all of her lifts by 5-10 lbs., she just has to get over the fear & discomfort. She gets real self-conscious when I'm kicking out reps of high weight in front of her, but she also likes watching me do it. Weird thing. But I push her & get her motivated. We lift for a solid 70 minutes & go back to my apartment.
Getting ready to take a shower as soon as we get back. She's already naked. Leads my hand to her lady business. Wet AF. Like, dripping. Wicked rough sex. She cums. I don't, despite her pretty much trying to consume my dick. For whatever reason, I can't after lifting, but regardless. Shit was soooo cash.
good job missing the anabolic window idiot
>gains goblins
>not even once
1) dont enjoy getting head
2) cant cum with another person present
any solution to this nightmare? im gay, idk if that matters
Hello chimpo
>tfw the things my dad told me in childhood screwed up my sex drive
>tfw it wasn't till recently now in my mid 20s that I've been able to feel any sexual attraction at all
Just a few things I learned over the years
>pull her hair at the back of her head from the roots,
>if she says "fuck me harder" this does not necessary mean to jackhammer her, she probably wants to feel more dominated so pull her hair, spank her, choke her, hold her hands behind her back, push her head into the pillow
>do your research and try it on your self before you hurt her by pressing on her windpipe and ruin your sex session (I once had a girl who panicked as soon as I wanted to choke her, her ex did not know what he is doing and ruined it for her)
>some guys think the clit is the holy grail, but women prefer a vaginal orgasm, your oral skills won't satisfy her on the long run
>eye contact is a huge factor
>never ask her to do something, tell her to do it! she still has the possibility to say no if she don't want to, the difference is you do not sound pathetic in her subconscious mind
>use your strength, throwing her around, pushing her against the wall (without hurting her)
>talk to her (dirty talk and sexy talk), groan, make noises, I've heard countless times women complain to me how uncomfortable they feel if their partner is quiet
>cuddling/after sex talk is important (read about oxytocin), especially if you degraded her und fucked her like a whore
Maybe you're actually straight
hola chimpo
hello chimpo
Never underestimate the powers of good foreplay.
Tease those nips. Spank that ass. Finger her. Hell, sometimes just cover em all over in kisses. Basically, read the mood and go accordingly, making sure to only go as rough as they want otherwise ya risk losing some arrousal.
If you can get em to beg for it, you're golden.
And be gentle with the bean.
the fact that i get a boner with another guys dick in my ass suggests otherwise
>How do I last longer?
Masturbate for long periods of time.
>How do I get harder erections?
Increase your cardiovascular fitness and do kegels.
>some guys think the clit is the holy grail, but women prefer a vaginal orgasm, your oral skills won't satisfy her on the long run
Some women just can't cum without having her clit stimulated. Force them to do it while you fuck them doggy style should work.
what things did dear old poppy tell thee
hooked up with an 18 year old and had the same issue, but i brute forced it in and it was GLORIOUS
>just a few things i learned from reading fobb and other PDFs
fixed that for you
>relationships are terrible with explicit details as to why
>sex isn't for anything but reproduction
>if I ever cheated on a women he'd castrate me
hello chimpo
The girl I'm seeing now feels that I'm going to deep in just regular missionary.. when I did the leg thing she pretty much screamed because of how deep it was for it. Feelsbadman. :(
you are a free man now
>eye contact is a huge factor
I'm bad at eye contact in regular life, how am I gonna manage if I somehow trick a girl into having sex with me? It just sounds kind of uncomfortable
>tfw I just don't "understand" it
Serious question:
What to do if your dick is big to the point of being impractical? Believe it or not my girl doesn't particularly like having her cervix pounded/fucking bleeding after sex. I eat pussy like a madman but it doesn't really seem adequate much of the time
I would even say an orgasm is not that important to her if the sex is satisfying.
Some women just want to be fucked. All these hitachis, vibrators and dildos won't satisfy as good as a real human interaction.
Some of the stuff is from porn and I tried it myself. Some of the things I learned the hard way, for example the cuddling/after sex talk part. I would fuck my fwb or ons and just leave as soon as I nutted, this caused a lot of drama. Women feel used and give you hell for it.
What is fobb?
Yea I am. It just feels like I'm experiencing things a decade late so I have a lot of maturity to gain.
Thats what really feels bad.
Max out till you pass out
The only thing that helps is lots of foreplay and lube. Thank god I'm above average but not huge.
My buddy is in the same spot, most of the girls can't handle it. Poor guy.
hello chimpo
Yeah, it happens sometimes. As I don't have a regualr partner, it makes me feel good when they imply my dick is too big.
Work on it. Force yourself to hold eye contact.
Hold eye contact and smile, some people will smile back, some people will ignore you. But nobody is going to hurt you. The importan thing is, if you are going to break eye contact never look down. Always look to the side. Looking down is a submissive move.
>I would even say an orgasm is not that important to her if the sex is satisfying.
>Some women just want to be fucked. All these hitachis, vibrators and dildos won't satisfy as good as a real human interaction.
Depends on the kind of woman. If it's a young girl with little experience, yes. But getting an orgasm becomes important with age.
That definitely helps with getting it in but doesn't really solve the cervix pounding. I mean I can just go slow but I really want to be able to go to town and pound the fuck out of her :/
Porn is so full of false promises lmao
I dont understand this whole 'dick too big' thing
im gay, and if I can take an 9x6.5 in my asshole for my first time and enjoy getting pounded hard into the bed, i dont see why girls cant just stop being pussies and take the same kinda thing into their much bigger vaginas
they just arent tryig desu
hello chimpo
Anuses have larger capacities than vaginas actually
hello chimpo
Bro, I can't take anything bigger than a finger, and just for a soft stimulation. Not everybody is the same.
Not in my experience.
Older women have it easier to orgasm, this is the difference to young women.
hello chimpo
You'll have to find a 'size queen'.
How big are you?
Hahaha "hey let's all share sex tips but you guys go first."
Get some straps and tie up your girl. Get some toys and fuck around with those. Make them submit to you. Spank them. Make them cum until they beg you to cum on their tits.Then recharge and fuck their cuck boyfriend (you in this scenario) while she masturbates and licks your balls.
They have it easier becasue they know their bodies and can look for what they want. That's why I know some women can't get one without her clit being rubbed, because they already know that through experience and asked me to do it.
hello chimpo
hello chimpo
>doggy style
>grab hair, pull back, hand on her throat to hold her up
you lose depth but fuck me this is the best
hello chimpo
Your dad is right
God dammit one girl I dated for a bit was SJW as fuck. Well for my liking anyway.
She wasn't to the point of me being absolutely turned off and a literal embodiment of SJW, but just enough where I got tired of the occasional
>"Well, I mean, maybe that girl doesn't have a vagina"
>"I think I'm demiromantic"
>(but is also okay with calling everyone "you guys" and thinks "ya'll" sounds ridiculous a lot of the time)
Like I agree for the most part with some social justice-y shit. I'm just fucking tired of everyone being a god damn vagina about it. Anyway unrelated
She's the only person I've been with that NEEDS YOU TO ASK HER PERMISSION TO DO ANYTHING. And I don't mean risque shit, either, or anything that might legitimately warrant permission.
>HEY IS IT OKAY IF I KISS YOUR NECK WHILE WE'RE ALREADY MAKING AND AND YOU GAVE ME HICKEYS ALREADY
>CAN I START RUBBING YOUR CLIT EVEN THOUGH YOU AND I BOTH KNOW YOU'RE WET AS FUCK AND ARE VISIBLY RESISTING GRINDING AGAINST MY HAND AND ARE GIVING ME THE "FUCK ME" EYES
The worst part is now whoever I'm with next, I'll be paranoid as fuck and feel like I need to ask permission for fucking everything again. Please tell me none of you have had similar experiences so I can force myself to not inadvertently be beta bitch with whoever's next.
I liked my first girlfriend better.
Silver lining: SJW-chick gave amazing BJs
hello chimpo
Okay, now I see what you mean.
And still, a vaginal orgasm feels better for most women. But you are correct, it is easier to give them a clitoral orgasm.
It also does not change my opinion stated above. Sex for women, even without an orgasm, is more satisfying than an orgasm with a vibrator/dildo/hitachi.
>Please tell me none of you have had similar experiences
yes, in fact asking for permission isn't a good thing to do in 99% of the cases, pretty much like said
>Sex for women, even without an orgasm, is more satisfying than an orgasm with a vibrator/dildo/hitachi.
Bro, seriously, don't generalise like that, I've met some sluts that are already beyond all that intimacy and erotism thing and just want a good orgasm. But that's not the usual.
Probably doesn't help I go to a liberal ass college in a liberal ass state and happen to vaguely hang around people that just tend to be more SJW. Again not that I disagree with most of what they say just... fuck man
>"activists"
anyway thanks nig, checked
that is exactly the usual because literally all women except your mom are awful disgusting soul-sucking whores.
>kiss a girl on the lips as a goodbye after our third date, that lasted a whole day
>"why the hell did you do that withut my permission"
>never see her again
:(
Keep going at it until you are more comfortable with that person, cumming has a lot to do with relaxing, if you aren't relaxed it's gonna take ages to cum, i was the same when i first started having sex with my current gf
also things like cialis also helps
holy fuck did that actually happen
Hello chimpo
hello chimpo
Yep. And I was deeply in love with her, actually. I still am.
wow wtf is wrong with you, you rapist!!
How can you even live with yourself?? What was going through your head??? Just be glad she didn't put you in jail
hello chimpo
3rd date? Deeply in love? I mean I'm guessing there's more context that's important but I feel like someone like that isn't really the kinda person you'd wanna be in a long term relationship anyway.
but again guessing there's more context or whatever
hello chimpo
She said I scared her because of my height. Makes no sense.
Also, she said that she didn't know my intentions. I just don't get it, what intentions could I have kissing her at her parents house door, right after saying goodnight and after spending like 14 hours together?
I want to fucking die
Alright the more context I get the more I feel like this girl is even less worth it holy shit
The first date was long time before, and after that we were talking for six months. We talked about sex and all the things she wanted me to do to her. Seriously. And those things were way worse than a kiss
i reiterate
Nah, I fucked it. I don't know how and when I got it wrong, but I ruined it. Not two weeks later she was announcing she fucked some guy on twitter.
>bragging about having a prolapsed anus
>She said I scared her because of my height
lmao lanklets when will they learn
but in all seriousness, try not to get too worked up about it. From what little I can gather about the situation from your posts it just seems like she has some issues or whatever. Sometimes people are just weird and it's none of your fault.