user, all you do is lift now, you're not the same geeky guy i fell in love with, you've changed

> user, all you do is lift now, you're not the same geeky guy i fell in love with, you've changed...

get out of my room mum

Changed for the better, see these muscles bitch? I use these to fuck you longer and harder than ever before, so sit the fuck down and shut up.

You're also different

Sorry but can we have this conversation later? I'm late for my 8 hour arm workout.

Shut the fuck up cousin martha! Ill rip your head off and shit down your neck!

I'd do anything to make her happy tbf senpai

>all you do is lift now, you're not the same geeky guy i fell in love with
Sounds like I am though. From video games geek to gym geek, what's the difference?

Don't worry sadfu, you may be insecure but I will remain loyal despite my otherworldly gains that gather a ton of slut attention

Bitch I do dnd and x wing weekly. How is that not geeky enough for you

>tfw was a skeletal vidya addicted fuck before lifting weights
>tfw I am now a muscular vidya addicted fuck

Hey at least I'm enjoying kingdom hearts though as well as being able to squat 315

> user, all you do is lift now, you're not the same geeky guy i fell in love with, you've changed...
>Not getting fit with me/ already being in shape as she is my gf
>implying she wouldn't go sleep with a guy who was in shape behind my back if I wasn't
She can have oneitis for me all she wants, she will never be my gf.

video games are literally normie shit nowadays, İ was always apart of the mid-top tier social groups, like right before the super popular kids

İ was never a geek you fucking slut and if you dare question me again you won't get to lick the knob cheese from under my foreskin, you hear me?

this girl looks like she fucks a lot, looks nothing like a cutie or even a sweetie. Wouldn't date Tbh

> I told you to stop interrupting my supersets
> and CLOSE THE DOOOOOOOR!

>SHUT THE DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOR

Pretty sure she's in porn. That face looks really familiar

It's Rose Byrne, she's an actor

great image

Ah. She kind of looks like Malena Morgan to me

Honestly I was only watching geeky shit because you'd suck my dick during the movie

is this possible natty?

My boyfriend literally says shit like this.

He said protein shakes are making me crazy. Tells me to stop cutting weight pretty much daily (like 17% bf, cutting to 10%)

Says i shouldnt ever cycle test, because "lifting weights has already turned you into a crazed animal, i dont want you to have roid rage on top of that"

And heaven forbid i get caught watching an eric helms video, or i am an obsessive freak who only cares about lifting weights .

In reality, i just transposed my vidya obsession into a fitness obsession. Spend about as much time liftan and researching liftan, as i used to spend playing vidya and research cheats for vidya

>Disliking sloots and sexually active females

>dating sloots instead of just fucking them
>>>/cuck/

>dating females
>ever
Trick on you, friendo, i have boyfriends (no homo)

Does he lift? Sounds like he's scared you're gonna leave him when you make it.

>you're not the same geeky guy i fell in love with
>tfw used to play vidya, read comics and watch old movies when not lifting
>now read manga and watch anime in additon to that shit

Nah, I think I'm even more of a geek than before. Fuck off, gains goblin.

No, he is twink femboy.

And maybe you are right, he can be super insecure.
I really want to inject test in my butt, tho : /

Rule of thumb

When you turn alpha or get swole you shouldn't associate with the same girls

Once they've put you into a category they never change their minds

Dump him, having negative people trying to stop you from improving is horrible.

Dont cycle test tho.

> falling for the homo meme

Are you girll?

>Brunette

You're not the girl I fell in love with. You've changed...

...

Y..you too

hahaha ebin my friend upvoted :D

no he isn't you retard

>implying

what about junior high school reunions?

will 8 years will be enough for them to forgive my child ass beta ass?

this is what I fear my ex will say when she sees me again after all this time..

>marha

WHY DID YOU SAY THAT NAME

>My boyfriend
does anyone else immediately tune out when girls say these words? what follows is certain to have absolutely no value to my life.

kek

>caring about what your ex will say.

Well fucking poo to you too, I wouldn't want to be associated with modern "geek" culture if it wasn't to save my life or to get my duck sicked.
These loudly self-proclaimed geeks are about as obnoxious as politically engaged vegan crossfitters, and just as deserving of attention and credibility.