Funniest thing happened

Funniest thing happened
>at club with gf
>be 6 3 master race
> manlet walks up and tries to flirt with my gf
> notice and get the bouncer saying there is a kid walking around bothering the women
> bouncer laughs hard
> go over and put my hand on girls shoulder and manlet pussies out
When will they learn?

Yeah fuck manlets

OP was not a faggot this time good for you sir

>1 IP in thread (before mine)
kek, what's the matter OP, did the manlet steal your girl?

lanklets, when will they learn?

Manlet detected

Hahaha wow really? Implying a manlet could steal anyone's girl
Gtfo with your fantasy bullshit manlet

samefag

You wish, taking attention off yoir manelt ass

>at club with gf

>going to clubs with a gf

lol you're a cuck

lol samefag

this is just sad OP

here are your (You)s. being a lanklet must be so great, if you spend your free time shitposting and hating on manlets

>Put my hand on her shoulder
>Shoulder

Beta detected

To show my dominance of the situation faggot>
>38140320
I'll cuck you bitch

All these mad little guys
How does it feel to know you will never be respected solely based on your height

>5'10" King Manlet here
>at club picking up joocy sloots
>my buddy is a bouncer, always has my back
>bartender is my pal too, hooks me up with free drinks
>dancing up a sweat, looking pumped
>already got 4 bishes numbers, 8/10 average broads only
>see another 7/10 giving me the buffalo eye
>ey, why not, fuck her and dump her
>talk to her, she says I'm sexy but has an autistic boyfriend who likes to spend his time on a Mexican fitness advice board
>she gives me her number, tells me to "drop by" her place later tonight
>she bites her straw and winks at me
>some faggot lanklet comes up from behind, places his ET alien hand on her shoulder and mutters "...you uh...you ok honey bunny..."
>she rolls her eyes and turns around
>I laugh and walk away to get another free drink
>overhear her calling him "a fucking manchild with a microdick"
>She walks away from him and leaves
>lanklet puts his hands in his pocket and walks out
>while getting my beer, bouncer bro tells me that lanklet said something about "his kids buried underground" or someshit, so he laughed in his face until he realized he wasn't drunk or retarded
>2 hours later, leave to finish drinking at my place
>autistic lanklet is waiting at the bus stop. It's 2am, buses don't run this late here
>get in my 2016 challenger, and call lanklets gf
>she tells me stop "stop by"
>I do and when I get there, she's already in her underwear
>doesn't even say hi, just proceeds to rip my clothes off
>came in her mouth, shit was cash
>she makes me breakfast before I leave
>lose her number, mission accomplished
>on my way home, drive by club, see lanklet still waiting for the bus. It's raining now but he doesn't seem to mind
>Arrive home and go to bed

>someone actually took the time to write this

>someone actually replied to that

Oooooookkkkkkkk well it was nice while it lasted but now it's just a fantasy jerk for dyels. Thread over

>Satan is actually posting in this thread

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>mfw 6'4 but still a kissless virgin

> (OP)
>>at club with gf
>>going to clubs with a gf
>lol you're a cuck
Exactly, I'd actually stop going to clubs if I got a girlfriend, alcohol is a gains killer.