>be me perfecting my body all summer
>on break from university so no qt all summer.
>manager of pool so all the 16 year old lifeguards mirin my gains
>they are hot as fuck and flirt with me but to young to bang
>be tonight
>4/10 tindr slut asks to gargle my cock
>I begrudgingly allow it.
> nasty girl just rode my cock all while praising my body.
>feel so used letting what I work so hard for be used by some ugly cunt
Pic related current tan body critique me
shave your chest you fucking mongrol
8/10
What's ur routine/diet like
Mirin
P90x Chest and back one day p90x shoulders and arms the next day.
Repeat for 4 years.
Tan every day. Drink heavily becoase fraternity/alcoholism. Eat pretty much only meat and carbs probably 2500 a day and than 6-10 beers on top of that
tfw chad genetics
Are you a Manlet?
...
>some alpha male stud is a douchebag frat bro 4channer too
probably has all the sorority girls running to him too. must be a nice life.
During the school year. The summer has just been 16 year old hotties hitting on me all summer but I've held back. Got so horny I let some ugly cunt ride my dick an hour ago tho. Feel empty
Yeah, that sounds really tough. I feel for you man, it's going to be a rough go at life for you from here on out
BUT YOU GOTTA DO SS TO LOOK GOOD MAN AND EAT AT A CALCULATED DEFIC-
>manlet
Oh.
Mirin proportions
Critique depends on your goals, but maybe more traps? I also can't see your legs.
I have no legs
Critique in life
Nothing wrong with going hoggin every once in a while if you're in a pussu drought. The real problem is you are passing up quality pussy. What are you 18-20? Nothing wrong with plowing 16 year olds then.
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20 since I'm the manager and they are hifhschool softmores it seems wrong
my nigga. also in a fraternity. Thur-Sat basically only eat chicken then have 8-12 beer/shots at night lmao
yeah, sorority sluts are the best
>20 years old
>shredded body
>in college, on Veeky Forums so probably some engineering major who will make a ton of money
>fraternity so girls on him non-stop
>even the hottest high school girls are hitting on him all the time
Is this what life on ez street is like?
You look very good, shouldn't be a problem unless you're a turbo manlet.
Don't settle for 4s, if all those 16-17 year olds want your cock no reason 18-20 year olds wouldn't too.
Don't go for the highscoolers unless they are really hot
>16-year-olds
>too young to bang
No, you're just a coward.
What frat bro? I feel you on the daily drinking at night after the gym and work
what height are you?
I'm 5'7.5" barefoot and I'd like to know how my proportions are going to look when I get swole like that.
I am going to look like you one day, I share your insertions/proportions and will probably grow to your height (Assuming you're 5ft7 or so?) by the time I am done.
You and pic related are now what keeps me going, love you inb4 underage, no proof.
Delta chi
Shower beers post workout are a way of life
same exact height. Seriously all I do is those two workouts I posted. I also played lax in hs and was insanely shredded but 145 now I'm 160 and stronger but my body fat is higher
How tell were you when you were 17?
57.5 if your under 18 and you want to look like this just do the workout I said eat but also play a sport in the heat. I played lax. Had insane physique in hs and it carried in to college
Pic related hs
So good, will do senapi.
also I have a """""brother"""" who may or may not be 17 years old and 5ft6, should he be nervous?
(you look great btw
>was on the end of my bulk February
>fatass.jpg
>"ok, gonna cut through the spring and summer and be a fucking Veeky Forums god by September"
>summer comes
>don't do anything. don't lift. don't eat right. drink too much. stay up late.
>lost a lot of my muscle definition
>lifted this week and had basically lost 20lbs on all my lifts
>look thinner in clothes but feel fatter on the inside
>tfw I became a failure
I'll even post a pic if you want. I need the ridicule.
You're a disgrace, but it is NEVER too late.
FOR REDEMPTION.
Post pic
Hold on, let me grab my phone for a good snapshot of my pasty beached seal body
Welp here it is, just fuck my shit up huh?
>same exact height
are you e-statting at all?
I'm 5'8" in the morning but 5'7.5" at night. What are you?
HMMMMM?????
Sheeit you look better than me
When are your rest days? Or do you just repeat all fuckin week? Answer me man we have the same proportions and i have a high ass metabolism
MORNING HEIGHT AHAHAHAHA
Dont worry about it man, you look great
If I weren't straight and were a girl, I'd want you
HMMMM???
Did you get a lot of puss in HS?
Fire away
Fuck off
I am so jealous of your hips, I am here with these CHILD bearing things and I just want to suicide.
Repeat all fucking week except I'm usually to hungover on the weekends to lift so more like sun- Thursday. Also p90x Abb ripper x every fucking day
Do you care about your numbers going up at all or just getting an insane pump every workout?
not even close to child bearing hips dawg
5 or 6 girlfriends consecutively since freshman year I would bang out a few times a week. Dumped the last during 1st year of college and just stick to hoes for now.
You never answered how tall you were when you were at 17 my nigga
Majority of these lifts are body weight so I could care less about numbers. But it's nice to only do push-ups and when my bros challenge me to bench I can still rep 270 a few times. I have never squared or deadlifted
Been 5'7.5 since I was 13
It's tragic being the tallest baddest fucker in middle school than slowly watching nerds you fucked with grow to 6 ft over time
Op is the only ugly cunt here
science will probably come up with a way to reopen growth plates soon
If she was so ugly why'd you even match with her you dumbass
I swipe everything to the right and filter out ugos later
How the fuck do you work out shoulders and arms through bodyweight? I did grow a lot by doing weighted chins and pushups though
Yeah you could of done better than a 4/10
I use weights that day. But relatively light. Also dips
Chest and back is all body weight
Morality is a meme if you want tight poon just go for it
>going to jail and never getting hired agian is just a meme
Same happened to me. I shot up to 5'6'' by 5th grade and then I had a 1" growth spurt in college. Fucking sucked mang
He's there boss
This happens and a teenager having second thoughts and telling there parents who flop shit is the most likely scenario if this was to happen
I wonder how bad you'd get fucked if you used the old I didn't know how old she was excuse, I'm thinking 1-3 years maybe even just a SO tag and probation. Either way, why not just go to a bar and cougar it up? It's better than hogging, mainly bc they pay for your shit
>tfw shortest kid in class since forever
>four feet 9 First day of high school
>tfw 5'"11 by graduation
I'll tell you it gives life perspective seeing life as short fatty and as an average height track stud
>you live in a country where the AOC is 18+
lmao
That picture is my entire graduation class. Literally doing nothing with their lives(me included)
when did you have your 1" growth spurt?
I could use. I want longer legs and longer arms.
I live in a country where we put a man in the moon God dammit
Lookin good dude, what are your lifts?
nvm i'm dumb, just read the thread
I had it sophomore year of high school. After that I didn't grow taller, but my shoulders did grow a lot wider. I went from 38" shoulders for suits to 44"
A country where different states have different age of consent too
AOC differs among states
>living in a country where this is an inexplecible concept
>watching nerds you fucked with grow to 6 ft over time
Karma is a bitch, is it not?
looks very nice bro
I'm joining a frat this semester. Are sorority girls really that easy?
damn son I hear all kinds of stories here on Veeky Forums but yours is just so devastating
good luck brah im sure you'll make it one day
That would make you a lesbian though
As long as you aren't a goober