>tfw your to intelligent to lift
Tfw your to intelligent to lift
this is shitposting
its like going to /po/ and saying
>too X to make papercraft type Y
Look faggot, if you were as intelligent as you claim to be, you would understand that lifting and keeping your body in peak physical shape would cause you to live longer and have a better quality of life. Fuck off with this waste of a thread.
(You)
/thread
too*
Oh and btw, it's you're* you fucking waste of oxygen
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Pretty sure OP did that intentionally to be a faggot. Anyways, someone post something we can roll to so we can derail this thread boys.
> you're* too*
Tfw you see this thread everyday/2nd day but you still don't see how OP gets joy from posting this
Fuck it, I'm drunk but commandeering this thread. Roll for push-ups, last two digits. Let's do this faggots!
*tips
*tips fedora
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Shit, what gave me away? I did my best to suppress my power level.
hot gf, an extra $10k and 2 more iq points
So Ol Richy Piana is gonna live to 100?
30 iq points please.
I want to leave humanity behind.
11 to iq, 10 to height, and 9 to salary
since you cant do math, you should definitely take the 30 IQ points moron
4 and 2/7 inches please
15 in height
10.5 in dick (one inch in length half an inch in girth)
9.5 in iq
>become enlightened
>realise with your high IQ that your choice was stupid as fuck
>kill yourself
hes taking 30k salary, 2 inches on height and 11 IQ points.
what's your excuse?
who the fuck said ricardo xylophone was in peak physical shape? Lmao
why would anybody pick hot gf, it's way too expensive
Put 30 points on salary
Get 100k a year extra salary
Money gets you hot gf
30 on salary
> mfw now i can remain a neet
Isnt the image supposed to be a gorilla?
+2 height
+1 dick
+4 salary
+1 iq
Roll
What does intelligence have to do with your will to live? A truly intelligent person knows that life has no meaning and that nothing matters. Even suicide.
Also, lifting mostly lowers your quality of life lmao
10 pts for height
18 pts for salary
2 pts for iq
>tfw psionic powers
>always end up lifting things with the brain
>body is forever dyel
15 points= 3 inches height
15 points = 50k salary
+30 IQ
>tfw your to intelligent to lift
>your
>to
nice bait
>+1 inch Dick
>+3 inch Height
>+8 pts IQ
also
>mutilated dick outline
kek fucking ameriburgers
>6'4
>6 & 6 dick
>140~ iq
I'll just take $100k salary and life never wageslave again
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All on salary
I know this feel. Pretty shitty 2bh. The thing is, if you don't respond to this post your mother will die in her sleep tonight. Reading this removes all immunity.
27 iq
3 salary
winner