How much do I have to lift to get a gf like that?

Veeky Forums mods are doing an awesome job...
ty for the time and sweat you dedicate to this board...
>merged with r9k when?

We have mods?

You only have to lift yourself up OP

But /r9k/ is for fatties. At least we keep ourselves Veeky Forums.

>How much do I have to lift

more. always some more.

Does she have a benis?

Honestly, she's pretty top notch meaning you'll have to appear to be the best option for her (women are only interested in what they perceive as the absolutely best option that will give them a chance).

>Be incredible hulk build or slim and chiseled.
>Good job
>Awesome car.
>Have some type of artistic skill. Either fantastic at painting shit or guitar or something like that.

And most importantly (as it's always most important with all women):
>Good social skills. Like "life of the party" good.

Then you may have a chance but for one like that, there's gonna be a lot of competition.

She's only good in that shot, look at her profile. She becomes rather mediocre.

Asuka a shit.

none.

Play pokemon go

>65% wymin
> avg is white wymin avg age 25 makin 90k per year

animenewsnetwork.com/news/2016-08-02/survey-more-u.s-women-play-pokemon-go-than-men/.104910

>65% wymin
> avg is white wymin avg age 25 makin 90k per year
Yeah, right.

more like avg is fat 45 year old women with pink hair working at a diarrhea store

as a fan of the old games (still play them on road trips and in the bathroom) pokemon go is so god damn cringey to me. cant even explain why

Sure, maybe you should go outside bra. I already met plenty of girls playing.

forbes.com/sites/ryanmac/2016/07/26/more-women-than-men-are-playing-pokemon-go-by-a-lot/#721b2cf04f16

oh god cringe

No need to lift. Just accept who you are and what you can possibly do. You need to love yourself.

If you're white she will never be your gf

White girls dont want white bfs

We are...

She's russian. Does that make any difference?

Except every single race of women prefers white bfs so yeah...

Why not?

Girls don't want robot BFs
just because most robots are white doesn't mean they don't want any white
even if that's what robots tell themselves to cope with reality
chad is white and you're a robot

You have to lift the robot, Shinji

>only value provided by female is good looks
>requires a top tier male in all regards
What makes you think a guy like that is going to go for a girl good for nothing but being pretty? Its important to remember that a top tier man can be even more selective than a top tier woman. Most men don't need a mate so badly as a woman does. He likely makes more than enough money to be self reliant and is surely intelligent enough to choose a mate that can contribute to his life as much as he will to hers.

kys

Russian grills only want Russian men go with god my son and good luck

Just ask her. "How much do I need to lift so that you will let me put my penis in your vagina?". Girls like it when you are straightforward like this.

>wow this girl just walked up and wants to play against me
>alright desmond just keep cool, act natural
>better pull my bag back so it doesn't bump her in the booty
>focus on the game as though she was any other opponent
>be sure to impress her with your Juri combos while still letting her win
>this is what i've been training for

we are all desmond

She probably sucked hundreds of refugee cocks before leaving Germany.

DELETE THIS

I won't.

Not to mention women age like shit. Sooner or later her only value will fade to nothing.

underrated kek

better than fucking your mother

>If you don't like red, you must like blue!

Superior girl coming through.

>instagram.com/p/8D382WkEnY/?taken-by=acidjazzsinger

she's from moscow, just show her your $ and she's yours

>posting a gif from the rebuilds
kys
Misato is best woman though

Better?

yes

Nah, it's indeterministic. Women's brains are essentially a black box of nonsense and even they can't be certain who they'll say yes to under what circumstances. Only way to know for sure is to ask a bunch of times, be rejected / accepted, and have at your hands a statistical profile of the female's approval rate towards you.

>fawning over and saving pictures of random women from the internet

Lifting won't save you.

too much for any one man to lift

>mfw I drive by the pokestops and there's always at least a dozen girls hanging out there
>mfw when I can still pick up the items by driving past and not stopping
>mfw crippling anxiety keeps me from tagging low hanging nerd girl fruit

someone plz end me

>tfw drive sports bike
>have handle bar mount for celly phone
>play pokemon go
>grills run up to me all the time and say omg can i have a ride??
>n-no

Did you do a wheelie at least?

Damn, are you a psychologist or a mathematician?

>low hanging nerd girl fruit
>low hanging
Except they're literal queens between nerds, once they receive all that attention they get real entitled real fast

I've seen anorexic scene guys pick up girls like this. There's a chance she could even be one of those girls who say, "I think muscley guys are gross".

>entitled
I think the word you're looking for here is having standards and taking advantage of a situation that you're simply envious of them being in. So you make up these "rules" about how it's "wrong" to utilize their good fortune and make choices to benefit themselves.

DESU you're just afraid of female empowerment.

I'll literally never understand this obsession with cosplay/"gaymer" girls. They're so fucking stupid and childish.

I'm saving this Pepe u won't stop me

nah not really bro, all the guys competing for her attention are weird pasty greasy kids with bad posture, as soon as a normal/attractive guy tries to ask her out she'll be thrilled

i agree with you normally but OP girl is cute as fuck. the appeal isnt really that she's asuka for me though - shes just really adorable

#dicksoutfordesmond ?

/r9k/ is for fat autistic people, Veeky Forums is for fit autistic people.

How do you not think she's cute? I want to give her a huge hug.

Baka Shinji.

I'm thinking the opposite.

So just as the actions of the player in a game with deterministic AI is all that allows for and accumulation of differing outcomes, the female brain does the same for the game that is Earth?

Seems we've solved physics. All that "wave function collapse" and "probabilistic outcome" nonsense must have just not been shielded from nearby female brains properly.

you're wrong
normie faggots

Russian women are among the hottest.

...

her brother

>mfw i want to lose my virginity to a 9/10 and i refuse anything less

true i hooked up with a chick over her love of the game. didn't even try to pretend I was good at it (thats the main problem with half you autistic fucks). i just asked her a ton of questions about it and was eager to show my interest in her progress. chicks LOVE that shit

>better pull my bag back so it doesn't bump her in the booty
Kek'd hard at this. I hope Desmond ended up getting him some of that booty

Nice.

>tfw no chance in hell of ever getting beautiful qt russian gf

Feels kind of subpar, man.

I'm learning Russian for mostly unrelated reasons anyway though.