Tfw

>tfw

man, i wish there was actual f.lux for android. and my chromebook too.

twilight is just as good m8

What's her bmi?

I use CF.lumen
But my phone is rooted so idk if you can just download it and use it

>only 2 hours
>he doesn't marathon fuck
>mfw

There is, mate. I'm using it right now.
Your phone has to be rooted, though.

you dont have to root

>1 hour

Tfw cum in 5 minutes and have to keep going for round 2-5

Help I was less sensitiv downstairs this sucks

girls get bored after like 20 minutes

fact

>tfw fwb keeps setting up threesomes

idk if this makes me a cuck or not but its super fun desu

>lol

>cute

user...

One hour!

A sad fact for you.

Do you have big one user?

Fuck NONE of you guys are even getting laid off tinder. It's nice getting matches and just messing around with the girl but none of you guys are even putting your pees in their vagees.

Cucked

yuck

>tfw tahts me
>I never banged the girl i sent that to
and im definitely not doing a mmf threesome m9

got proof?

>It's fun to have sex with other guys
Hmmmmmmmmm

Can I join the club?

nigga she's gonna fuck him and you're gonna sit on a chair with your small cock watching like a cuck, don't do it

I didnt fuck anyone from tinder but she did suck me off and swallow which i don't fully understand why you'd swallow someone but don't let them Fuck you.

Eh girls are a meme. They really don't know what they want.

She sounds 12 brah

Oh my god user how old is she?

i should probably mention im gay
that might make it a little less cuckish

nope, but im a bottom so it doesnt matter

this

hope she's hot

...

She is 21

Threesomes should be 2 girls and a guy. 2 dudes and 1 girl is gay as fuck.

Have you seen ID?

and virgin?

actually it was 3 dudes and 0 girls

is that gay?

Is it weird I don't want a threesome? Takes away the fun of the one on one and it seems like too much effort to focus on 2 girls.

nah, unless you all forgot to say "no homo"

MODS DO YOUR FUCKING JOB
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alcohol + drugs

>Grindr
Fuck brah sounds like she's really into that bukake shit. Straight getting fucked by trains brah. I couldn't do that shit with another guy, gross

user, girls don't use Grindr....

Post your body/face

actually there are a lot of transgirls there

Isn't he texting that chick?

If you think I'm a Chad or something then you'd be wrong. I'm a DYEL shitskin with what most girls have rated a "7/10" face.

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how the fuck is this Veeky Forums related? take this shit to or

was the honey in the middle? meaning the twink

then it's not homo

hehe xd

no, i was in the middle and i was the only non-twink

Can you cuck the girl? Like fuck her guy better than her and let her watch in the couch corner?

Objectively wrong, nothing wrong with your bro and you putting the beat down on one girl just to show her that your whole crew is a bunch of alphas you know what im saying?

savage af

All people in the scenario are gay men you maroon

This is true. Unless you have a tiny dick. Every girl ive banged is sore after 10-15