What gym faggot are you?

>the guy who wears oly shoes to squat lmao2pl8
>the guy who has wears the same shirt every day
>the guy who yawns between sets

>same shirt guy
and
>random chick lifter gets too close to me so I pop a boner and have to sit on a bench for 5 minutes until it subsides

>same shirt guy

yawns between sets

>the guy who wears oly shoes to squat lmao2pl8

What's wrong with this? It improves your angle mobility.

ankle*

I do calisthenics but I know I'd be yawn guy. I always yawn when I feel even slightly out of place. And touch the back of my neck and avoid eye contact.

Same shirt guy, but it's only the compression shirt I don't change as I only have one, the outer shirt I do change.

the kind of guy who has gone to the gym for a year now but still is a dyel faggot

Yawns between sets gut
Sorry OP sometimes I been high

> me:

Spit 'n' snot grunter: that shit flies everywhere.

Same shirt guy, but I wash it between each day.

Waterholic

I'm the guy who
>grunts loudly during < 2pl8 squats and < 3pl8 DL
>stares at people with shit form and makes weird faces at them
>yawns between sets
>texts and goes on normiebook inbetween sets

Why do ppl yawn between sets? I know I used to

I'm the guy who sweats profusely. Like Rafa Nadal tier sweating. I do wipe down the equipment when I'm done though.

>the guy who yawns between sets

yup, that's me

my blood pressure is always damn low though

>yawns between sets
>never brings a phone or a bottle, so stares at people between sets, sometimes sits on the floor leaning against the wall

I got 3 of the same dhirt...does that mean i wear the same shirt? Am i that faggot?

>the guy who yawns between sets
Why does this shit happen to me? Especially on heavy sets, I did 3x6 190kg squats on saturday and I started yawning like a motherfucker after the last warmup set.

>that guy who uses the squat rack for half an hour

Nobody says shit because i outsquat them all LUL

I'm
>that guy that grunts too loudly any time he presses over a plate

Sorry. I can't help it

You're an attentionwhore wannabe toughguy, there is no reason to grunt under babyweights.

>the guy that is always wearing pants and a sweater

That guy with squat booty in tights.

Its so comfy.

Yup, you figured me out.

Or maybe it's not a conscious thing.

>it's not a conscious thing
It is, if you squat over 4 plates.

I weight 160 lbs
I press 155 lbs

I'm pressing almost body weight.

I think I'm allowed to grunt.

>that guy who skips bench
>that guy who deadlifts 3pl8 with a belt

t-rex here I come

>that guy who drinks between sets
>that guy who texts and uses normiebook between sets
>that guy who watches himself in the mirror in the changingroom even though he looks dyel
>that guy who doesnt bench deadlift or squat

No you are not, its ok to produce noise if you're intestines are unable to hold the air inside, 155lbs are not enough, even for your bw.

I wear a belt even for 120kg warmups though my max is 240kg, my new friend.

>intestines

user.....


Go back to bio 101

wish i could stop yawning all the fucking time

>guy who hasn't showered in 24 hours and smells like shit throughout workout

2 & 3
does wearing deadlift shoes count for no.1

I'm not a native english speaker, you get the idea anyway.

That happens especially with heavy weight. It's the CNS recovering. This is why it doesn't happen when doing low weight high reps or cardio, it doesn't strain the CNS as much. Your muscle isn't the only thing being under stress during a lift

oh wait 2pl8, nvm

Sounds rights, probably that is why I only get it on heavy sets.

>home gym
>that guy who never picks up plates or wipes down equipment
>blasts jpop on repeat
lifting life is pre good familia

What is a lmao2pl8?

80kg

Are you me?

>the guy who yawns between sets
Can't help it sometimes even when I feel well rested.

>Same tanktop gal (I wash it I swear)
>Earbuds in, never says a word to anyone
>Deer in headlight look if anyone glances over or comes near
>Awkwardly does other exercises or warmups if the freeweight section is too crowded
>Does not say a word or make eye contact in the sauna

>That guy who does his own routine and not the one the gym trainer tells him to do
>That guy who people think his gonna snap his shit when he squats 2plates or deadliftsfs 3 plates
>yawn
>That guy whos smaller then every male in the gym but lifts more.
> 5"4 130lbs

>the guy who has wears the same shirt every day
Could look that way. I have fives pieces of the same shirt that I only wear to the gym.

>yawns

because I'm a low-test-low-energy-jeb! pathetic fuck who gets tired doing even the most basic stuff. I really need test injections. the only days I don't yawn is when I'm full of strength, ant those are rare

Good for you user.

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>5"4
>130

>guy

I don't. You're a huge fucking faggot.

Kill yourself.

thats me bru

Thank you for not calling me a manlet.

>>the guy who wears oly shoes to squat lmao2pl8
>>the guy who has wears the same shirt every day
>>the guy who yawns between sets
yep pretty much all of those. To be fair i train early in the morning and I don't wear the same shirt everyday but i bought 10 identical 2€ black T-shirts from Dechatlon and I only wear those in the gym.

a gal? on MY internet? I don't think so Tim

>oly shoes with too low weight.

was guilty as fuck, but dropped the shoes when switching to lowbar

I'm
>wears the same shorts every day guy

I wish people weren't like this. This is how most are at my new gym. At my old one I used to meet a new person and have a convo every week.

>that serial killer looking awkward early twenties/late teen with the ridiculous darting eyeballs who can't focus on anything and his eyes bounces around the room

...

>Same shirt guy.
I've actually got two but they're identical.
>Same shorts everyday though
>Guy who comes in at 2am to mire self and take progress selfies I show no one
>Gels hair before going to gym

I've got $200 oly shoes (Adidas Adistar, now discontinued, nice as fuck)
They will continue to stay in my bag until i can lift respectable weights

>guy who wears Oly shoes to squat 2 plate
Yup

>Yawns between sets
Been known to

>Hat to gym
Yup

post tanktop

I'm usually pretty content with people, okay with random conversation, but something about working out makes me want to be quiet and serious. I'm not good in crowds either.

Big words for a 160lbs manlet.

This. At my old gym I used to chat with about four or five people depending on the time and day.
New gym, no one talks and I don't feel like starting a conversation with anyone.
So ronry

i wear same pants every day
for the past 2 years

do people think im subhuman desu? i wash them all the time and they look normal

>the guy who does oly lifts in the smith machine

>>the guy who wears oly shoes to squat lmao2pl8

That one

I don't give a fuckthough, shit feels stable as fuck and I can go super low no problem

GUYS YOU CAN ONLY PUT ON YOUR OLLY SHOES FOR YOUR LAST SET, WHICH BETTER BE 3 PL8, OR OP WILL JUDGE YOU.

so am i not allowed to warm up with 2pl8 wearing oly shoes or im a fag?

Neither. I'm the guy that wears basketball shorts and does weighted dips.

Be my gf tho

>this guy who walks around between sets

that's me, lads

>That guy who wears the same shirt shorts and compressions to the gym everyday and only washes them once a week
Haha

Yes, in reality and not the mind of a socially anxious, hilariously self conscious autist, you can wear your oly shoes the entire time you're at the gym, not swap them out to meet the bizarre requirements of a faggot.

You're welcome, maleta.

I don't always go to the gym but when I do I'm the guy that yawns between sets and realizes halfway through his workout he still has a stethoscope, two pairs of trauma shears, half a dozen pens and a shitload of latex gloves in the pockets of his pants.

Are you Chad?

Don't dpread misinformation. It's 100kg

>the guy who yawns between sets
>the guy who wears lifting gloves

Is pic u?

>that guy who works out alone and takes super long rests so he's always staring at others lifting
>that guy who wears the same shorts every day
>that guy who struggles with bitch weight for months on end

Flex your thighs you idiot

>that guy who yawns between sets
>that guy who struggles with lmao1.5pl8
>that guy with the huge water bottle
>that guy who wears sneakers when squatting

>mfw these beta fags with their oly shoes to squat 2 plate and deadlift 3 pĺate
>mfw i deadlift 4 plate and squat 4.5 plate in my $2 kmart thongs wearing a miss match of teenage footy shorts and free vb and tooies singlets

Are you the female version of me?

>the guy who wears oly shoes to squat lmao2pl8

I got them as a gift....

social anxiety is a hell of a drug

I said GOT DAMN

>that guy who does weighted dips
>that guy who does weighted pull ups
>that guy who sweats an absurd amount on his chest
>that guy who aggressively mouths along to the music from his ipod
>that guy is really close to lmao2pl8 atg squats
>that guy who is internally triggered by people who do 1/10 ROM
>that guy who is like one of three orientals I've ever seen in the gym

Yeah.

Nice blogpost you stupid fucking faggot but nobody cares. Literally the most pathetic thing I've read this thread.

You should come to my gym it's like 70% asians

Hahahaha why so angry m8 ?

>waterholic
>stupidly coordinated gym outfit guy
>brings gf to the gym guy
>whole foods guy
>drinking smoothie while working out guy

Sup

With the bar.

>that guy who is autistic and lifts at home to avoid the loud noise

>The guy who squats 4 plates outside of the rack not using the safety bars, but doesn't go any lower than if he was in the safety bars

Some jackass doing kettle bell swings inside the squat rack royally fucked up the floor in there so it's bumpy and uneven as fuck. I squated in there and hurt my knees due to footing being all slanted and shit so now I walk it all the way out before I squat

>that guy who deadlifts 500 with chalk and makes a mess

I don't use belts or straps just chalk