Skull CRUSHERS?!?

>skull CRUSHERS?!?

Took a new friend to the gym once and started to do skullcrushers, he said it sounded too scary and didn't want to do it.

I never talked to that faggot again

>whatever WHAT takes??

666
SKULL CRUSHERS IS THE EXERCISE OF THE DEVIL CONFIRMED

>you put 700lb on your back and walk with it?!

well it's fucking edgy to call it skullcrushers instead of tricep extensions

>DEADLIFTS!? Why would you LIFT the DEAD!?

>it's edgy to call them squats instead of sitty-downy-no-chairy-knee-extensions

I work in the fucking morgue down below. You tell me doc

>you declined bench press but did them anyways?

How the FUCK are we supposed to clean up our dead and dispose of them in cementaries if we are not allowed to lift them?

kek

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>Squats are very bad for your knees, I would advice you stop doing them entirely.

>I don't do bench press because my shoulders hurt
>I don't do squats becuase my knees are bad
>I prefer running over cycling

t. dad

>you took weight lifting advice from a transsexual online on a spices appreciation Honduran forum?

>"user your bloodwork came back and your testosterone levels are 400ng/dL, instead of prescribing medication with dangerous side effects I'm going to give you some estrogen instead... oh and you'll have to wear these medical panties from now on."

pretty good

>cycling
enjoy ur ass gains gyno ladyboy.

>forced to be injected with estrogen
>super glued chastity cage to my now shrunken dick
>wardrobe replaced with tight clothes and panties
>rented out to Veeky Forums men to make money for my master
that's lewd user

> this passes for humor here nowadays

God damn Veeky Forums fucking sucks now

trappy's story is really quite tragic

>Sir, please refrain to calling me brah
>And I don't need that you're having sex with this man named Zyzz. This is your private life

>do skull crushers
>still alive

IT

I'd do her even if she declined

tfw can't train legs because of bad knees

>under diet you wrote "4 SCOOPS C'MOON!" What the hell is wrong with you?

>Why are you doing "preacher curls"? You're not even religious!

>and don't call me babe

>>you took weight lifting advice from a transsexual online
this is the most important thing to remember when you guys snap your spines in half and then spontaneous sprout a pair of firm perky breasts

>top kek

>DON'T FUCKING TALK TO ME, I'M HERE TO TRAIN NOT TO TALK

>you think 1/2 ROM squats are better for your knees?

>You put cutting down under diet, do you mean, this kind of cutting?

>it says here you eat no carbs?!??!

>cementaries

>go what? Mad? Im a nutritionist not a psychologist

user please, now I can't continue my set cuz I'm hard

Ive had a client with 2 knee replacements (moterbike accident 20 years ago) and is squatting 315 for reps with no pain
#fuckyourelbow

kek underrated

>you're injecting WHAT?? You're not even diabetic!

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>OVERHEAD press?!

>I don't think that's proper gym attire for kettle bells

I heartedly laughed

thanks user

>Isolation exercises
>There's other people at the gym

You need to lay off the porn, dude.

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>May I see your ticket?
>DON'T FUCKING TALK TO ME, I'M HERE TO TRAIN NOT TO TALK

golden

> kek
kek
kek

I rember a hentai with that story.

>you drink what? A gallon of milk a day?! Are you mad?

sure is summer here

>Why would you clean and jerk it publicly, user? You should be glad you wasn't arrested for public indecency!

>so let me get this straight... you drink a gallon of milk a day because an extreme right-wing Japanese anime "image board" told you to?

>Look mom, I posted it again!.png

>ASS TO..... GRASS?!?!

kek

A gallon of what a day?

did you edit that filename?

>being this buttblasted about getting rekt

You fag

>you took weight lifting advice from a brazilian transgender on an anime forum?!?!?

mirin the nose bulk

>Two days a week you spend 40 minutes with your heart rate at 90% of maximum? ON PURPOSE!?

kek

Joumar is a faggot

It's a lying triceps extension if it goes past your head at the bottom of the motion, it's a skullcrusher if the bottom of the motion is near your face.

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dont they hate each other?

Called?

Uhmmm wow user you're very healthy.
I just have one more question.

Are you sexually active?

>what? am i se- oh! haha no, im not haha

Imo would have laughed harder if it said, under diet you put down "Big"

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>Because the answer is about to be 'yes'.

No no doc, I raise the dead, not lift them. I'm a Wiccan.

>you said you've been doing chin ups but you're still sad?

Ive never seen this disgust Julian before. Any more rare Julians?

Sauce?

>"YOU, leaving humanity behind?!"

>user, I've heard you keep muttering "Scooby pls come back" in your sleep
>You are aware that you can watch reruns of that cartoon on TV, right?

>So let me understand, you want me to prescribe you a Queue-T 3.14 GF?
>What does that even mean!?

>Thats right doc, I'm a fucking zeebra

>It says here his last words were "lel, fucking, implying" after being questioned by gym staff for his odd behaviour
>Some witnesses also reported shouts of "Light weight baby" before he blacked out
>Why is he still wearing his sandles?

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>And the last thing I remember was taking 4 scoops and all of a sudden I'm here

>Sigh.. So you're telling me you ordered modafinil from indian after taking the advice from an online anime website?

>you put "my waifu Holo" under your spouse's name
>care to explain?

>you forgot to put my picture on a syberian boogy-boarding forum?

enjoy cucks

My fucking sides

not the same user

but here's rare unblemished julian 4 u

I fkn lost it

> I'm sorry user, you're...not going to make it

>Sir, could you please stop calling me Pajeet?

>Why do you keep saying 'Mirin?' What is that?
>Have you developed a speech problem?

>"you broke your skateboard doing squats?"

This thread is golden pls archive it