Veeky Forums picnic

Hey Veeky Forums, we're all gonna have a nice, healthy e-picnic here.

However, you need to bring a good macro dish or equipment for the games with you when you come in.

On one condition.

FDA and EPA is patrolling the Veeky Forumspark due to libtards reporting suspicious redonkulous activity regarding Veeky Forumsizens, Veeky Forumsbros, and /k/ommandos hunting in the area. They are guarding the park entrance and inspecting everything you got.

That being said:
Odds - Your dish is approved. You're in.
Evens - Get the fuck out, unhealthy polluting scum.

Trips closes the gates and we can begin picnic. :^)

I am bringing: Whole wheat bread

Beer. :^)

>bread
>evens
Serves you right.
I got a 5kg bag of whey, salted caramel flavor. Enough to share with everyone!

A tuna and sweetcorn pasta bake :^)

>starts putting whey powder on the grill
>it burns away

It piss.
I bring some fuckin steaks since steaks are life.

Big black dick

>evens
I swear this is gonna be one gay ass picnic party.

>odds

i'll be bringing the grills

recap:
>steaks, beer, grills
out

>protein powder, big black dicks
in

A batch of properly seasoned and well cooked rare steaks

Salmon salad with whatever vegetables I can find in my fridge. Topped with vinegar, olive oil, and a bit of cheese for diversity.
Maybe a sandwich too cuz picnic.

me bring spork

Now we're talking.

TRIPS

Not everything in a picnic is to be grilled, silly burger
That said, I'm bringing some veggie kebabs for the grill :^)

well thank fuck we got some actual food in before the kickoff. i dont think 1 big black dick was gonna be enough to feed everyone

recap:
>steaks, beer, grills, sporks
out

>protein powder, big black dicks, a batch of properly seasoned and well cooked rare steaks, salmon salad with whatever vegetables user can find in my fridge. Topped with vinegar, olive oil, and a bit of cheese for diversity.
Maybe a sandwich too cuz picnic.
in

I will bring hugs

Cum spiked brotien brownies

A small asian dick

bringing a jar of quark mixed w/ horse semen.
>odds plz

trips have already been accomplished, family. No more stuff to bring

Are they pot brownies?

deviled eggs

it doesn't matter, cause he's not bringing them

/Goes to pick the salmon out of the salad

Wew lads

dog soup

Almost reopened the door, dammit
Rerolling

OP's picnic can suck a big black dick. Come to mine instant 5+ muscle mass added. Same rules apply btw

I will be Bringing a bowl of salad, cucumbers, Spinach, Cherry tomatoes the works. Lightly dressed in a virgin olive oil with a sprinkle of zatar.
And for fun activities, I will also bring a Rugby Ball for a awesome, competitive and importantly healthy ge of touch footy. Cant Wait anons and op.

Not healthy enough apparently. Get out, sewer scum.

stay out nigger