What is the most Veeky Forums being on the planet and why is it the ant?

What is the most Veeky Forums being on the planet and why is it the ant?


>flicked an ant off me and it flew several meters, only to land safely and crawl away like nothing
>several meters down for an ant is the equivelant to a human falling off the old WTC buildings
>mfw a human would have splattered into mush

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There are micro organisms that can survive in the void of space. Your ants would be ravaged in seconds

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>able to lift bw X 5000

But a micro-organism is like a shut-in home-gym guy who is aesthetic as fuck but never leaves his house.....so it doesn't really matter....everybody sees ants.

Ants also weigh close to nothing, so they probably wont experience that hard of an impact

lmao manlet animal
correct answer is either a bison or a gorilla

if you flicked an ant of the World trade Centre, they would become mush too

>be gorilla
>get shot

nope

the WTC collapsed jackass

said something bitchboi?

fuck no, its superior lean mass means it would be gently carried by the fucking wind and have a broken fall

face it, ants win all of the time

>win all the time
i literally pee on ants and they die

Harambe would be your shit stfu nigga

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This thread just saved my day thank you anons

how can you drown when you have no lungs

keep wishing, faggot.

lmao you can literally killl 1000s of them with a hose

Are bisons the most alpha animal?

>6 feet tall (not even manlets)
>thick beard
>huge
>sharp horns
>up to 3000lbs
>run 35 mph
>good swimmers
>aggressive
>comfy hump filled with muscle
>can plow through snow with its head
>alpha voice
>can run long distances
>6 feet vertical jump
>extremely thick coat
>rolls for fun
>23 inch tail
>6.6 - 9 feet long
>kills over 200 people every year

Yet they're far more relatable to people on Veeky Forums than ants which are social with other ants

That just Pisses them off. You gotta pour gas on their ant hill and set it ablaze

apparently soapy water works

they'd just burrow into the mud and chill out there

>6 feet vert
>35mph top speed
Damn, mirin athleticism

>be American
>get shot
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