What is the most Veeky Forums being on the planet and why is it the ant?
>flicked an ant off me and it flew several meters, only to land safely and crawl away like nothing >several meters down for an ant is the equivelant to a human falling off the old WTC buildings >mfw a human would have splattered into mush
There are micro organisms that can survive in the void of space. Your ants would be ravaged in seconds
Bentley Adams
This and >able to lift bw X 5000
Ethan Diaz
But a micro-organism is like a shut-in home-gym guy who is aesthetic as fuck but never leaves his house.....so it doesn't really matter....everybody sees ants.
Adrian Watson
Ants also weigh close to nothing, so they probably wont experience that hard of an impact
Bentley Wood
lmao manlet animal correct answer is either a bison or a gorilla
Mason Martin
if you flicked an ant of the World trade Centre, they would become mush too
Michael Gutierrez
>be gorilla >get shot
Julian Scott
nope
Ryan Sanders
the WTC collapsed jackass
Nolan James
said something bitchboi?
Hunter Collins
fuck no, its superior lean mass means it would be gently carried by the fucking wind and have a broken fall
face it, ants win all of the time
Julian Gray
>win all the time i literally pee on ants and they die
lmao you can literally killl 1000s of them with a hose
Christopher Evans
Are bisons the most alpha animal?
>6 feet tall (not even manlets) >thick beard >huge >sharp horns >up to 3000lbs >run 35 mph >good swimmers >aggressive >comfy hump filled with muscle >can plow through snow with its head >alpha voice >can run long distances >6 feet vertical jump >extremely thick coat >rolls for fun >23 inch tail >6.6 - 9 feet long >kills over 200 people every year
Landon Rogers
Yet they're far more relatable to people on Veeky Forums than ants which are social with other ants
Julian Parker
That just Pisses them off. You gotta pour gas on their ant hill and set it ablaze
Hunter Scott
apparently soapy water works
Luke Hall
they'd just burrow into the mud and chill out there
Andrew Barnes
>6 feet vert >35mph top speed Damn, mirin athleticism