Experiences with fit girls thread

So this girl at my gym has been hitting on me...

In the old days i wouldn't be attracted to such a girl at all, but after getting fit im really interested.

What should I do if her roid clit is bigger than my penor?

what does she mean by this?

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Suck it

does me liking this make me a homo?

She thinks you're a beta cuck LOL

>does liking a girl make me gay
Well, it is 2016

GO DAMMITI NEED THIS IN MY LIFE.
MOTHER OF FUCK.

>pec tits
At least to some degree.

she wants to sit on your face while drinking her shaker and then fuck you with a strap-on repeatidly until bleeding.

can't really complain, probably bouncy, yet stiff when she wants it

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last pic she've sent me

heidi has 2 kids i think

You are the gf

I want her to be my mommy

heidi vuorela

Probably someone who took her pics off of IG

I'd be ok with this.

would you, Veeky Forums?

Fuck yes.
Prostate orgasms are GOAT

I WILL SUBMIT

Stop being a faggot and take her clit in the butt like a man.

She looks really cute there, and she is obv on roids tho.

Don't roids make people less emotionally stable? Like you'll have an argument and she'll get really mad and slap you around, leave you sobbing on the kitchen floor, then come back in and kneel down and hug you in her strong arms and kiss you on top of your head and tell you it'll be alright?

Imagine having to wrestle her into submission everytime and then you get to bang her exhausted body

Get with this bitch immediately

You sound a bit into her.

You're a faggot if you don't.

>woodberry

How big are you?
Post pic of current body so we can see how badly she is going to belittle you.

im 20 and just measured my dick for the first time. I thought i would be about 6 inches and a bit girthy but i came out with surprising results. I was 7.5x7! Will fit girls be freaked out about my weird dimensions?

No dude, your fucking body.
6 inches is not very big, but you'll be fine.
I mean how swole are you to get a fit bitch like that? Usually they're only into guys like Gaston pic related

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thats bullshit, 7 inch girth is pretty much like a unicorn, you basically have a dick thicker than most guys wrists if true.

And homo.

bro i swear. post pic of wrist

her sex drive will be through the roof cause roids

fuck her

We both know that this will not end in a happy ever after relationship.

A girl this ig is bound to be fucking mental. It will be a wild fucking ride fore sure though.

7" girth? You should apply for the Guinness world records

>redhead qt1.4 in my gym
>always look at eachother
>smile like idiots whenever we greet
>she puts her workout next to mine
>I work out next to her
>both our gym buddies annoyed as fuck
>we keep flirting
>one day we talk
>add eachother on facebook
>want to go partying together
>till this day she hasn't replied
>we haven't spoken in months
>weird aura
>avoided standing too close to eachother

today
>qt1.4 spots me rowing
>walks straight to the cable machine next to me
>greets me just as cute as before
>says she missed me
>wants me to come to her next party

WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON I HATE THIS

You do not have 7 inches of girth you idiot. That's thicket than a normal 12oz can. Gtfo lol

Good fucking luck finding a decent woman to take that thing.

Im 8 and a half inch circumference of wrist, i have a big wrist relative to rest of male population, trust me, you do not have 7 inch circumference and if you do, girls will fucking die from it, i can guarantee its too much to handle for the vast majority of girls.

She was busy with Chad but now that Chad got bored she's trying for you again

It means that she will be the man in the relationship and you will be the frail obedient boy.

First off, qt 1.4 is just like 40% of a cutie pie.

Second, just be direct and ask her out. It's not that hard, and if she says no move on.

It's not complicated

she's some top tier jailbait so I think might even be right here
I already moved on too, didn't feel like wasting my time
Still don't get what her intention is
Does she want to continue our flirting game? Like why the fuck would she come back after months of ignoring eachother

>7 inch girth

Alright im getting more and more curious the more i read.

Post your dick next to your own wrist, with measuringtape around your dick, while taking a picture and a dump at the same time. You do this, OP's not a faggot..

you should probably start dating moms.

People measure girth as circumference not width, fuccboi

It was what i meant, nigguh!

you should be more worried about post pregnancy women. H I G H E S T R O G E N but for real they get fuckin horny

Good thread

sauce?

>I'm a big girl