Are you a chad? Brad maybe? Prove it

Are you a chad? Brad maybe? Prove it.

I'm sad

I'm a hobbit

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>102
>still a virgin

Fucc

>38
i'm done

>116
Still feel like a failure and having a 12 month dry spell
I dont trust your test user

76, it's kind of sad that r9k places value in shit like 'using yik yak'

>85
Well i do browse Veeky Forums after all, I can live with this

>130+ reporting
Answered yes to every question except "you are female".

>69
really makes me think

97 boiz

>111
Mental and BR completely fucked me.

70
no no non onononon

72

>that all physical gains

>that almost 0 mental gains

literally fit

>116
>1 year dry spell
I used to be you, 10 years ago. Your dry spell is either a mental block of your own making, or you live in a desolate hellhole where girls over 5/10 are non-existent.

83

its true

Mental block?
Ive been hunting girls for the past year and have found two single girls who are worthwile to pursue
Havent tried tinder because i keep hearing its shit and completly devoid of girls

So it's the latter then. Sorry to hear about your slim pickings, I been there. Never tried tinder myself, but what do you have to lose?

>134

I'm not chad I'm just good at pretending, and I'm autistic about being successful so I try hard to prove to myself I'm worth something.

128
I've made it senpai

118

life is fucking great being a Chad.

68. I don't know how to feel about this

136
Feels good man

yes. I'm a Chad with some non-traditional chad tendencies. Aka I have all the assets but value things like monogamy over sleeping around, etc. Don't mind coming to places like this from time to time (not frequently) because it is humorous and I don't feel like everyone here is a complete fuck up like the rest of this site.
(things like Chads and whatnot are all pretty stupid generalizations though. But for the sake of the thread I'll play along).

136

134, I'll not leave this shithole though.

roll

113.
In next summer I'll have my degree and I'll be a chad

Literal autism

>151
I think I miscounted somewhere what the fuck
All I need is to move out

118. Wew lad, I was worried for a second.

Successful checking in. Anyone hit the 140s? I'm at 147.

I have everything except for children, a pet and being female. whats the total? I'm perfection - 8

I got Chad and I haven't had any luck with girls in like 2 years. I'd consider myself normalfag at the very best, but probably more like weird guy.

>114
Way better than expected desu.

100

I've completely made it in terms of lifting, college, work and I'm mentally stable.

I just don't have any social gains to speak of.

this list is all easily attainable things, 90% of which can be done by just having rich parents and not shitting yourself in public.

105, but I feel I got lucky in some cases. The slightly strange category describes me way better

>tfw that fat fuck banged a literal 9/10
>he's not even a successful lawyer
>not even charismatic, just comic relief

Now I can get on board with a blind superhero but the show lost me here desu

105

>tfw could have been a chad if not for fucking ADHD meds fucking up your brain when you were a kid
>tfw could have been social
>tfw virgin
>tfw it's too late
>tfw have to click on I'm not a robot, but am not sure

>>tfw have to click on I'm not a robot, but am not sure

she was aight, but yeah that dude is oppressively ugly

Losing my virginity would put me to "Succesful"

135

hope I'm not as delusional as pic related

>119

Not very attractive,ignore social media, play table top, still a virgin and live with parents

What are you faggots doing to get so low?

Literally just bathe, go outside, make friends, have interests in something outside yourself, take care of your body, get a job/education, take care of your mental health, don't work yourself to death, have a positive relationship with your family and be polite.

i got 96 but could be 94.
im borderline not normal. always by myself and havent had a gf/bf yet.

>tfw 137 at 18

>always by myself
Get a hobby and talk to people, make time for others.

67

>All I need is to move out

You're not a failure, just a leech. Take it as a sign.

140

>92
I expected something like this.

69

my hobbies are all solo, playing guitar, lifting, playing games

everytime ive posted my face on here ive been called chad so i would assume I am.

literally just b urself

108. KV. Test is lies

POST FACE

153
better than i thought id be

150... Am I king?

No you're a liar.

115
so close to eating PIZZA just like CHAD

I'm 19 and still in education as I had my federal volunteer service before 11th grade
Trying to move out as soon as possible tho

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Browsing a Myanmarnese folkloric drama forum -500

151
Is this supposed to be hard? Jesus H Christ people, get your shit together.

no

132.... I just wanted to be Chad

U DO LOOK LIKE A CHAD TBQH
LOL

now the deciding factor

how tall are u

don't sweat it if you're only 19. worry about moving out once you graduate.

Fucking Chad.

216 checking in ;)

6'3 212 lbs

123, which is just basic normie mode at my college, this place is crazy. I've grown a lot here, socially speaking.

max is around 170 tho

fug u

u look like a chad, you have the height of the chad but what makes a chad a chad

is his personality

the only who can decide if ure a chad

is urself!!!!!!!111

Yeah but he's Chad af, and lookin a little joocy to boot

for you maybe

Not too great with the grills, I mean i have had like 9 partners but they have all came after me. All the girls i try going after never works out because I always somehow scare them away. I used to be a fat dweeby kid so its probably my mild autism coming through

wait

do u have a 7+ inch penis ?

cus u cant be a chad with a small penor

The chaddest Chad in this thread

just about 7. Pretty almost average desu senpai. Never had any complaints though and made my ex cry a lot during secks

lmao, when did they add a filter that changed t.b.h. f.a.m to desu senpai

can you be a chad with long hair

110, nice

lmao fuck you bro

You're everything I'm not and want to be. Good for you I guess.

last year

great

work on ur social skills and let the chad-enning begin

!!!!!!!!!!11111

beta cuck

hope u lay awake tonight and waste all ur gains

Just change your lifestyle bro, lift weights, eat good, keep up on hygiene, get a good haircut, dress good. It's not hard, just be self conscious about your appearance. I'm only 19 so its not like I'm incredibly successful or anything.

you're roiding pretty soon huh.

Oh no have I become a summerfag? If so I'll be on my way

yep

summerbro

ok

Lmao I'm not on gear. Been lifting since I was like 16 because of football

whats up with your shoulders then?
routine?

137
Woo

Idk to be honest, just a flattering picture my shoulders aren't actually that great. I just do the most basic split

Chest/tri
Back/bi
Legs
Chest/tori
Shoulder/bi
Legs

Chads look like closet homosexuals. Id rather be a robert.

got to 130 by
>Have a hobby or sport

jesus

I still had 1/2 of accomplishment and the whole bonus round left

> tfw successful
> tfw pajeet

>64

As Expected, scored shitty in anything but physical.