User, you want to get something to drink?

>user, you want to get something to drink?
>oh, you brought something already?
>is... is that a gallon of milk?
>why?

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I thought drinking a gallon of milk would subconsciously imbue you with the knowledge that I wanted to suck your tits.

Apparently you're too stupid to take a hint so I'll go drink my milk elsewhere. Thanks for nothing, roastie.

Because your tits are not lactating enough thats why

>tfw I have a literal phobia of women with long, straight brown hair and glasses.

Take those stupid glasses off, they don't make you look """cute""" or """""""nerdy"""""".

You'll be drinking my man milk tonight you degenerate whore ;_;

y tho

If only we could harness this much autism

Fuck you. She is perfect. 10/10 would marry.

Just tear off your shirt.

nose makes her a 8/10

I don't know, I just never get along with them. They're the definition of Plain Jane, get lost in crowds.

no bully pls

Lmao

LOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

when the meme is PHAT amirite my nigas

sauce for the love of god
would give up porn and sloots, wife, and love forever

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u made me kek desu

kill yourself

The glasses take attention away from the nose.

Yea my mom didn't give me milk when I was young so I am making up for it ;)

Anyone else notice how fat her nose is?
Also thick eyebrows

weird ass nose

In reality she's not a 10/10

Only in your fantasy is she a 10/10

Milk is the best recovery drink.

Her body and all 9/10 but her nose doesn't work for me. I have a fetish for nice noses. A woman can have everything but not a good nose and its a no for me. That nose is a solid 3/10

dat nose...

This is the part I get stuck on

She's DTF. Get her number, meet, then meat.

dude look at her she's happy about any attention she can get

dont waste your time and just be straight forward. if she says no at least you got it over with quickly

Those are clearly prescription lenses, dummy

No, don't sperg and be straightforward. Just move forward.

Well lads

she seems boring

Well thank you!

You fucked up. Escalated way too abruptly. 90%+ probability.

She said
>Haha nice one :)

>Well thank you :)

Literally a spam bot. Enjoy your trojan hax0r

...

nice brah

sounds like a bot

Lol show area code. Please don't be 902

>literal phobia
Tumblr is thataway

pics cause you're hot since those lines are so shit.

352 which is where I live

I'm nothing special, I promise

agreed

You're much better than I am, I always fuck up and get my pick up lines mixed together.

"Nice teeth, they'd look better on my floor."

Can't tumblr, also have liberal phobia too.

"Did it hurt?"
>did what hurt?
"When you examined the bone I have for you?"

>They're the definition of Plain Jane, get lost in crowds.

Ideal serial killer

Think of two things you enjoy doing that aren't weird or spergy. Something that won't be a huge time commitment. The next thing you day to her should be "X or Y?" Once she picks one of those two things give her a concrete date, time, and location.

Don't ASK her "Would you like to go do X sometime?" Say "Café Brioso on 3rd, this Thursday at 6?"

From here one of three things ought to happen. She'll either accept, decline and offer an alternate option, or decline and offer up some bullshit. If it's not either of the first two, you're done here.

lol the chick is a 6/10 get a grip

she's so fucking boring, sounds disinterested but probably just unimaginative

MILK IS FOR BABIES. I DRINK BEER AND HARD LIQUOR.

BOTTOMS UP BABE.

I disagree

Good catch

what the fuck is wrong with your nose harlot

>tfw no kazakh gf

fuck yeh