is there a way to get rid of a big head?
Is there a way to get rid of a big head?
Do that one wrestler exercises where they hang weights off their head to make gains in neck
become a bowling pin
what the actual fuck
Work your cheeks and jaw.
>Chew gum, 3x5
>suck a few dicks, 3x5
>shout into cups, 3x5
ABCBA
ayy
shit, i dunno. take hgh and hope your jaw evens your goofy ass head out, ya goddamn progeria baby
go to syria with an american flag tshirt
Be a western journalist in Syria
tell people you're sheldon from that show about smart people for stupid people
Skull crushers
Beat me to it m80.
>tfw you will never achieve Squidward mode
start wearing really tight hats
>ya goddamn progeria baby
kek
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OP here, pic isnt me but its pretty fucking close.
Obvious fucking shoop.
If someone did look like that, it would be due to hydrocephalus that should have been treated at birth. If it wasn't treated, the guy would be left with serious brain damage/learning difficulties.
or maybe he works out at the library you fucking pleb
it may be a shoop but his head is basically a replica of mine.
ayy lmao
you look like martin shkreli trying out macbook photobooth filters
use high necks
If your head is big and disproportionate to your body just get a bigger body eg. Gains
use your mind powers to force a plastic surgeon to fix it
Get a thick neck so you don't look so ridiculous.
Did Billy Idol have facial aesthetic?
kek
yes, but it involves a shotgun
is there a way to make my jaw bigger? so it balances out?
Go to Brazil and get the Ziker Virus?
Incline press 5x5 and soak a doorag in warm water and tie tightly immediately after.
If the guy doesn't have at least a 150 IQ, he should consider suicide desu.
Big neck+style your hair/beard in a way that will hide it.
For example dont get a buzzcut amd a clean shave.
Dudes made mad mental gainz. Dont be jelly
Tell us about your homeworld, oh great grey visitor
have smaller thoughts.
I suggest gaining a ton of weigh. it will make your neck and cheek fill up and even out your face to crown ratio.
to keep it fit become a fat power lifter.
and shave you head !! that come over looks stupid !!
don't worry about it man, I'm sure you'll defeat the Hulk one day
kek
>Hey man do you remember that time when-
>I remember
Pop it
get a bigger body
This is now a rate thread?
Either become so fat that nobody notices or just have a sense of humor and bring up your mental capacity every 5 minutes.
girl behind him is weirdly sexy
Ayy lmao
Is this a new thing? Wanting to go ayy mode?
Use your MIND CONTROL to make people not notice
>my potions are too strong
fucking kek
here is original image, still pretty fucking massive imo
if that is honestly you get checked for hydrocephalus
fixed
He's got the head of a fucking goblin
Shoo shoo
Is big head big dick or is that just the nose
I am sure if you just think about it, and really put your mind to it, it will happen...
There's one way that'll rid you of your big head problem and every other problem in your life, and that's
killing yourself senpai
Roid.
A lot.
You'll get huge (making your head look more proportionate to your body) and the tren jaw gains will make your face more balanced.
Wats up Brainiac
Kek
How do i reduce it to this size in real life?
>no one suggested lobotomy
Arebyou guys for real?
A shotgun
Use your telekinetic powers to shift peoples vision of you.
is that jim norton ?
he's got nice jaw and lips
Why didn't they make a sequel? Megamind was great. Instead we batfuck 12 and spidershit 17. WTF Hollywood
>tfw you will never be jimmy neutron
Once he gives up the whole metrosexual thing and grow that lumberjack beard he will look normal