Is there a way to get rid of a big head?

is there a way to get rid of a big head?

Do that one wrestler exercises where they hang weights off their head to make gains in neck

become a bowling pin

what the actual fuck

Work your cheeks and jaw.
>Chew gum, 3x5
>suck a few dicks, 3x5
>shout into cups, 3x5
ABCBA

ayy

shit, i dunno. take hgh and hope your jaw evens your goofy ass head out, ya goddamn progeria baby

go to syria with an american flag tshirt

Be a western journalist in Syria

tell people you're sheldon from that show about smart people for stupid people

Skull crushers

Beat me to it m80.

>tfw you will never achieve Squidward mode

start wearing really tight hats

>ya goddamn progeria baby

kek

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OP here, pic isnt me but its pretty fucking close.

Obvious fucking shoop.

If someone did look like that, it would be due to hydrocephalus that should have been treated at birth. If it wasn't treated, the guy would be left with serious brain damage/learning difficulties.

or maybe he works out at the library you fucking pleb

it may be a shoop but his head is basically a replica of mine.

ayy lmao

you look like martin shkreli trying out macbook photobooth filters

use high necks

If your head is big and disproportionate to your body just get a bigger body eg. Gains

use your mind powers to force a plastic surgeon to fix it

Get a thick neck so you don't look so ridiculous.

Did Billy Idol have facial aesthetic?

kek

yes, but it involves a shotgun

is there a way to make my jaw bigger? so it balances out?

Go to Brazil and get the Ziker Virus?

Incline press 5x5 and soak a doorag in warm water and tie tightly immediately after.

If the guy doesn't have at least a 150 IQ, he should consider suicide desu.

Big neck+style your hair/beard in a way that will hide it.
For example dont get a buzzcut amd a clean shave.

Dudes made mad mental gainz. Dont be jelly

Tell us about your homeworld, oh great grey visitor

have smaller thoughts.

I suggest gaining a ton of weigh. it will make your neck and cheek fill up and even out your face to crown ratio.

to keep it fit become a fat power lifter.

and shave you head !! that come over looks stupid !!

don't worry about it man, I'm sure you'll defeat the Hulk one day

kek

>Hey man do you remember that time when-
>I remember

Pop it

get a bigger body

This is now a rate thread?

Either become so fat that nobody notices or just have a sense of humor and bring up your mental capacity every 5 minutes.

girl behind him is weirdly sexy

Ayy lmao

Is this a new thing? Wanting to go ayy mode?

Use your MIND CONTROL to make people not notice

>my potions are too strong

fucking kek

here is original image, still pretty fucking massive imo

if that is honestly you get checked for hydrocephalus

fixed

He's got the head of a fucking goblin

Shoo shoo

Is big head big dick or is that just the nose

I am sure if you just think about it, and really put your mind to it, it will happen...

There's one way that'll rid you of your big head problem and every other problem in your life, and that's

killing yourself senpai

Roid.
A lot.
You'll get huge (making your head look more proportionate to your body) and the tren jaw gains will make your face more balanced.

Wats up Brainiac

Kek

How do i reduce it to this size in real life?

>no one suggested lobotomy
Arebyou guys for real?

A shotgun

Use your telekinetic powers to shift peoples vision of you.

is that jim norton ?

he's got nice jaw and lips

Why didn't they make a sequel? Megamind was great. Instead we batfuck 12 and spidershit 17. WTF Hollywood

>tfw you will never be jimmy neutron

Once he gives up the whole metrosexual thing and grow that lumberjack beard he will look normal