Just do cardio bro

>just do cardio bro

Never again.

stop high-fiving cacti retard they're saguaros not waving

>not using the pain as an adrenaline boost.
If it actually hurt you'd increase our pace and not even realize it.

>*your
fug.

Lmfao buddy. I studied jurisprudence at Oxford on a fucking scholarship, lift heavier than you, am better looking than you and play a wide variety of instruments and sports as well as speaking several languages fluently. I am considering a tattoo.

I can guarantee with absolute certainty that you're a vainglorious prick with very little actual value as a person who places his illusory code of ethics above personal satisfaction and that's almost as sad as how beta you are.

Masturbation isn't cardio

?

What'd you do?

...

you're using big words but not saying much

>IMG_20160608
>20160608
>2016/06/08
took you 2 months to fix that little booboo?

I jumped a fence like a faggot and my hand got stuck. Needed like 5 stitches.

lol dont worry bro, youve still got leg press

>jumping fences for cardio

What are you, a nigger?

Who took the photo?

>jumping fences for cardio

>those skeleton fingers
somebody get this guy a sandwich

Your hands are like a babies op

A friend who was with me, he decided to walk around the fence. I just had to be a faggot and try to jump it.

My hands aren't that bad. I'm also far from skelly.

Fucks sakes OP are we ever going to be able to have nice things?

what made you think that jumping a fence was what you needed to do?

>mfw when this nigga thinks stealing is cardio

Next time just super glue it shut

you're right op, a skelly wouldn't weigh enough to break the skin while jumping a fence, you must be fucking morbid.

It's ok I got 14 stitches to my hand. No problemos.

Jesus Christ you're a fatty.

i remember 10th grade and my first thesaurus.

hint, most of us grew out of "grandiloquent" bullshit for show in our teens and preteens. you should cut it now

What's up, the scar is visible in this photo - why are you complaining about an already healed wound?

Also

>ShadowOfTheFedora.jpg

Lol playing Pokemon go while trespassing is dangerous, kiddos

>Needed like 5 stitches
I count 7. Op confirmed for retard.

I'm bald, I need a hat during the summer to keep my head from burning.

You idiots taking the bait this hard.

Underrated

>masturbation isn't cardio
Never gonna make it buddy

Wear a fucking ball cap then you autist.

>In local news, fedora-sporting fatty skewers hemself on fence while trespassing on private property.

>his hands are like a baby's
>tfw my hands are tiny and most girls' hands are as big as mine, if not bigger
>tfw 6'0

Mine must be like a fetus' hands.

Wow actually a pasta I've never seen before.