Dubs decides
Dubs decides
"no"
no
"GOTTA GET BIG SHELBY 5 SCOOPS SHELBY DO YOU EVEN FUCKING 4K CAL A DAY SHELBY"
GOD DAMMIT WHATEVER IT TAKES SHELBY
What should i say now?
Lol no
I don't enjoy them
if i don't go to the gym, will i die?
>either I'm pumping the weights hard or pumping your ass hard. One of us is being sore tomorrow I know that for a fact.
Shelby you dumb cunt I'm gonna make it. Stop holding back my gains you cumdumpster.
dumbass, shoudl be like well hmm idk i guess i could and then arrive late and say you went real quick anyway
oooooo
wait, is this ur mom?
> why arent u slammin dat prime rn?
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Damn brehs.....
>Fine, but only if we do anal
no
Anal only
s-sorry wrong chat i got--go....
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Girls got the bantz
Fuck you man
Dam brehs.... idk if i can go thru with it lol
>tfw gf is a gains goblin whos mad at you for going to lift with your mate when she's upset
>come get it pussy
What the fuck....this has to be a troll thread with some nerd replying to himself
Dubs
>send me a picture of your ass open wide with a marker in it
"can you eat my ass after i come back from the gym"
I gotta drink my own cum for protein economy tho
Found the virgin XD
you got a feisty one mang, don't fuck it up with her.
>t. happily married man with a wife who brings the bantz
okay. gonna hit the gym and ill call you. also, im not puilling out tonight.
rest day on (?) not going to make any promises if you want something come over otherwise im going to keep going to the gym
im renting a room in a house owned by a pretty hot 40 something year old. I live in a very expensive area, can't afford my own place yet. She had a question about her computer and i helped her out. Then the garage stopped working and i fixed it. She texted me saying "you are my handy man. Thanks. Appreciate your help".
Wat do?
I feel like reversing the roles tonight
>p-pls respond...
re rolling
GO OUT FOR DRINKS YOU DENSE FUCK
Kek this pls
text her "if anything of yours gets soaked to call you don't want her to be all alone while she's wet."
this
rolling once more.
as someone who banged my own chinese ex-landlady, one of you is gonna be moving out after if you bone.
but if you live off thrill seeking while she was married..
you do me i do you
Dick pic
this is my first time on Veeky Forums and I already feel like I'm back at /b/
This
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Omg
Pics of shelby now
rawling
>>comma comma
fail
Rip OP's angus
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Quads get nudes btw
prove this isnt fake
send this to her
my prostate isnt going to milk itself
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I'm serious! You ever heard of cuckolding?
Fuck I totally forgot I made plans with my other chick tonight. You want me to ask if she's ok with +1?
Are you both autistic?
nigga you fucked up
Hey shelby
Re re re rolling
This
I fucked up brehs
take a pic for daddy now. get me ready to fuck that ass.
shelby, ur mans a fool and you are both now going to be eaten
masochistic slut. no sucky sucky for you
^THIS
see
You moron.
>"doesn't have time" for the gym
>single mom
>but has time to fuck you
Yeah ok, she's never gonna make it
OP you fucking monkey!
You should have bailed and hit that instead you listened to autistist
You don goofed right there right there!!
Welp fun ruined
She rekt you.
Kek too bad no anus play 4U, you're gonna miss out
Pics of shelby?
you didn't fuck up. i am laughing, man.
>anal no lube
Enjoy your frenulum going to snap city
Mein comrade, high Fucking five
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whytho.jpg
SHELBAAAAAAAAY WASSUP
>this thread
kek nicely done
I wish I was alpha enough to throw away an opportunity like this for a bunch of (you)'s
Shelby pls Ill make up for op Ill skip gym and "come" to your house pls pls respond
SHEL - BAE BAE
was probably fat anyways pics or its a fat neckbeard
rip
You fucking idiot
Complete fucking autist
Yo wassup Shelby how's that ass doin
"I want to bring my friend Kevin over for the fun too"
>you still there?
Hijacking this thread.
What should I ask?
Can you do a back flip?
What is it like to feel the warm embrace of another human?