I just got humiliated that its making me rethink my life

I just got humiliated that its making me rethink my life.
>be at the gym hitting the weights hard
>after a nice training session the test boost gets me horny
>get the urge to fuck
>tfw when no gf
>check craigslist casual encounter for nearby sluts
>manage to find one, call her up and we agree to meet up
>get to the location but shes not there so i end up waiting about 30 min
>she finally shows up and tells me to follow her to a discreet spot, so i do
>we park, im expecting her to get inside but she tells me to go inside her car
>somethingsnotright.webm
>horny so i decide fuck it and get inside her car
>so im sitting and shes just on her phone checking something,
>i put my hand on her pussy to know shes not a cop and she touches my croch too
>mybodyisready.jpeg
>hand her 50 for a bj
>shes still on her phone doing shit while shes stalling me asking what my dick size is for a condom
>after a few min i ask " are we waiting for something"?
>i see a guy walking infront and think of shit a pedestrian so i tuck in my erect dick
>the guy goes next to my window and tells me to get out
>i figured he could have a gun so i got off and took off as fast as possible
>now im typing this on Veeky Forums

I should just kill myself or become a trap... but i look too masculine to become one..... fuck brehs i feel so fucking pathetic..... how can i redeem myself?????

Damn bro that's scary.

At least you survived.

Go to church.

>paying for strange

If you want to redeem yourself pay for a chicks dinner, not her poon directly.

craigslist is sketchy as fuck for hookups man dont do that

Oh yeah use back pages for that shit. Professional I've heard, might use it. Heard you can get diseases so maybe not. They got some 10/10 bitches on there doe

Just follow the rules mate
>never go to an escorts house
>never get in an escorts car

She has to come to you to a hotel. Just get a decent one and make sure to bring your gun.

Someone tries to rob you, you force them to disrobe at gunpoint, and then you fuck them.

geez man, why don't you just get a gf the normal way?

Helps to just use some damn judgement honestly

The expensive escorts look fire dude.

I've only grabbed an escort a handful of times but I do it while Im away for business in a nice hotel. I doubt theyd try to rob you in a nice place.

I also only go for the $150-200+ ones with reviews.

The pictures lie 80% of the time.

I don't get it? They were gonna rob you but just let you get out of the car and get away?

I let my guard down because it was in the suburbs .. i could have just gone home and fapped because she was taking long... actually i did decide to leave but my dick told me to stay.... listen to your brain and senses brehs not your dick.....
Ive learned my lesson... its just that ive actually managed to find legit hookers there and the ironic part is that the legit hos were on the shitty part of the city

Not OP but I had people roll up on me to rob me before, and they change their mind easily. If you are overly loud, aggressive, run away, or can be too intimidating they just decide not too. They most likely aren't going to go running down the street after some guy.

Also they already got his money. He handed her a $50 so why run after him.

What are you doing. Just go to an asian massage parlor man. Get a massage, they treat you nice.

he gave her the money dumb dumb

Now that i think about it, when i gave the bitch the 50 bucks she told her guy to come.... he just kicked me off the car since she already had my money

Ive been at massage parlors too.. theyre nice but the girls arent the prettiest and its 100 bucks to fuck after already paying 40 for the shitty massage.... i knew 50 for a bj was too good to be true

Jesus man get a gf

>paying for strange
New here, is strange the word for women? or pussy? or what?

strange is slang for "sex with a female"

Strange as in sex, nam mean?

Essentially you're paying between $150 and $200 per sex session, and the sex isn't even that good.

You might get more enjoyment by taking a girl from Tinder out on a date. She may not even sleep with you, but the company of a date might cheer you up. It would be cheaper too, assuming you aren't eating at a Mischlen star restaurant.

>getting a gf is easy peasy
GET OUT NORMIES!!!!!!!!!
REEEEEEEEEEE

It's not easy user but it's possible! :)

sex and bjs themselves aren't even that great when you're paying for the fucking service. don't you want someone to want to choke on your dick user

That's what I'm saying. I live with my mom so it's not sex on the daily but regular sex is the real sex

I've been thinking about paying for sex more and more lately... I'd go through an Asian massage parlor tho. 60 for a handy and 200 for everything. Don't have to worry about cops and they clean you up afterward. Probably less chance of diseases too I'd think

>gets fucked over?
>suddenly talks about wanting to become a trap

youve got some issues buddy

Escorts have review pages???