Running on the treadmill next to a girl

Your average frog poster

>sees girl
>shes so cute
>imagine a conversation beside her the whole time
>she hasnt even thought about you yet
>just as your about to pretend to talk to her she gets up and leaves
>frogposter goes home and masturbates to how much you are in love with her

Thanks for dropping by, r/fitness.

saw the sexiest girl yesterday doing hamstring deadlifts, then she did the leg press. First time I creeped in 2 years of lifting, I wanted to take pictures then smell the seat. It only turned me on because during her hamstring lift, her ass was going through her black yoga pants, it looked like she had no underwear. I looked at the other guy like "no way, is this happening"

>doing my lifts early before the afternoon rush hour
>Gyms starting to get full
>qt starts doing her lifts and leg excersice next to me
>killer chun-li legs, sick hips and waist
>She smells of coconut, vanilla and sweat.
>Cry myself to sleep for being such an autistic sperg. I keep thinking I'll get reported for harassment if i try to flirt with her.

were you at planet fitness around 0400?

>changing in the locker room
>guy taking off his briefs right beside me
>mfw low key taking a whiff of his crotch musk

>Tfw you realize barrack Obama doesn't want to come to your wedding

>not smelling like vanilla.

>n-no homo.

There's nothing as unsanitary as women. They just cover up their foul smell with lots of perfume.

No that's what it feels like to smell strawberries

underated post
sad truth
so deep