How I become this mode?

How I become this mode?

>Party in clubs from 10 pm to 2 am then continue at some guy's place until you eat his cum and pass out

>go clubbing with your girls on the regular
>down 5-8 apple martinis
>actively deny all men who hit on you because they are silly boys and you need a real, wealthy, tall, attractive man
>sleep over at becky's place after satisfying your drunchies
>wake up, caramel macchiato from starbucks
>repeat

Pump Ryan Reynolds cock until failure.

It is called "Milwaukee Bar Whore Mode".

Just start drinking every day and stop eating.

be a """""""""""""""""""" master race""""""""""""""""""" white """"'''""'''""""""" godess""""""""""""""""""

Who is this?

she is pregnant lol

blake lively

I thought midwest women was like pic related

Holy shit that waifu.

Maybe like 5%

>MA in Art History

So, so close.

this is like /pol/'s wet dream minus the art history degree

>Horse lover

no way, she's crazy. all horse girls are crazy

Guaranteed she hates blowjobs, anal. Likely will flip shit when jealous.

>Houston
Fuck I hate this city so much
I need to move to NY and get a degenerate gf to do drugs with, every girl here is like your pic. Boring and conservative

why

I live in Miami wanna switch

Crazy drugged out latinas as far as the eye can see

Got any Asians?

The kind of women to divorce you after 7 years to "find herself"

>more old-fashioned
>more wholesome
>less sex-driven
into the trash it goes

it's just a fact of life

>she lives in my city

maybe I should make an OKC account and attempt to woo her, just to see what happens

Not really. Though the ones that are here are also crazy

Everyone's fucking crazy here

I'll take it. Beats fucking Houston, artificial mass-produced suburban hellhole

Hello, is your refrigerator running?

Well you should go catch it.

Alright man pack your bags

She's cute as fuck but seems to be overall extremely dull. Cant help but wonder how a girl so cute is having to go online to find a match. Something is wrong here.

1.She's obviously picky
2.She's unable to pick the right guy when she does pick
3.She's lonely as fuck meaning that she has no one close to her who would hook her up with someone who'd be a good match.

>I thought midwest women was like pic related

Nope, they're more like OP or pic related

Must be fake.

She needs an Alpha Male in her life. LoL

I live in Milwaukee. This is painfully accurate.