So apparently lifting doesn't make up for a small dick
What are some ways to be good sexually (including kissing and foreplay)?
What's the optimal penis size?
Also how long do you think he's been lifting?
Do normal people consider that muscular size big?
Women are evil.
Why do people say girls don't care about size when they clearly do?
Why do lies have to be so cruel?
>tfw long and thick dick
>tfw have had weak and few erections for as long as I can remember
>got some weird infection as a kid that was never checked up
I think I need to go to a urologist, but if I hear this shit is permanent I will kill myself on the spot. Anyone else in this situation?
Its people on the internet hating on someone far beyond their reach in terms of wealth/fame/physicality, he literally fucks katy perry, if katy docent care, why do you?
This is more of a case of people wanting to insult other people in an attempt to cover up their own short comings. The men realize they can never enjoy life like OB does/will, and the women realize they are so far beneath him they will never be with him. These people would NEVER admit this, so they're attacking him in any way they can, even if they don't actually believe their own insults.
maybe he's a grower? you cant tell how big a dick is based on flaccid size
why are they saying its tiny when he is flaccid....all men know it only matters when its hard. some grow, some show....also i can;t believe i posted here but fuck it, your wasting space and fucking with these manlets heads over stupid shit
he also fucked miranda kerr for years.
those fat hags can shut their dick holsters.
Try doing kegels, or whatever. I heard that shit helps.
These people are just full of shit. Just looked up the uncensored pic. As someone who used to be on a large swim team and has seen a lot of flaccid dicks, I can say 2 things for sure.
1. He is above average size flaccid.
2. Your flaccid size is only loosely correlated to your size when hard.
>tfw Veeky Forums
>tfw 8x5''
>tfw kv
What's even the point of it all?
how are people dumb enough to judge flaccid cock.
My shit isn't even big but there's still a huge difference between a flaccid 2 inch and a hard 7.
His shit isn't even bad for flaccid, it didn't go full snug cold cock.
Your girth is your problem
You need AT LEAST 5.5" girth to please a woman, length doesnt matter much past 6.5"
>As someone who used to be on a large swim team and has seen a lot of flaccid dicks
>Your flaccid size is only loosely correlated to your size when hard
u gay brah?
>everyone talking about flaccid dick
In the uncensored photo you can clearly tell that the dick is straight, and therefore erect. It's an average cock. People are expressing their disappointment that celebrities who are elevated to super-human status are actually human and flawed. It's not a tiny dick, it's just smaller than people would like it to be.
his dick isn't even fucking remotely small in those nude pics...it's also flaccid
holy fuck, I hate women
A dick over 7in is good if you want to please size queens and impress one-night stands. Anything between 5 and 7 is good enough with 6-7 being optimal. If you have a massive dick in a long-term relationship neither of you are going to get as much enjoyment out of it, it'll hurt her and you won't get to go balls deep. And well, you already know the disadvantages of having something under 5
Yeah this is fucked, and it's as if people don't know the difference between flaccid and erect fuck this
Women are fucking retards and have no spatial awareness, they can only tell when a dick is micro or when it's huge.
They're also looking a fucking flaccid cock and talking about the size of it, what the fuck. Guys with big dicks don't grow that much when erect, guys with average to above average dicks can grow a lot when erect.
>taking retards on twitter seriously
Twitter exists so niggers and women can talk shit about anything to make themselves feel slightly better about their own shitty lives. Not a single cunt there that wouldn't jump on the chance to be his GF.
He's clearly not flaccid, he's in that semi- I just had sex and it's going down mode. Why are people pretending he's soft? Look at the side picture and you'll see it sticking out, not hanging
twitter.com
it's clearly not erect and also clearly not tiny
Are you blind? That's 80% of maximum length. It's semi erect, sticking out and not hanging down
Man, literally 99% of the girls all post heart emojis and gifs. Yet you manage to find like the 3 niggers who said it was small. You could post jayz coclacola-can girth dick and you would still find poeple who says it's too small.
I mean it's not like he has anything to be embarrassed about.
kek, i have a "big dick", or at least what is I guess considered big, but i don't get laid because autismo.
i gave up hope a while ago, my "sexual fitness" is fapping.
studied the curvature of many cocks today, faggot?
Please tell me this is fake. People cant be that stupid can they?
Where's the uncensored pic? no homo
To anyone that want to improve length and girth, I have one word for you. Bathmate
>Not erect
It's clearly almost fully erect and it's pretty small, I'm clearly bigger and below average
see
and also twitter.com
Not big, not small, just an average uncut cock really.
I swear Veeky Forums is the only board that will talk about his cock instead of Katy Perry's 9/10 body
This account posted them all
FEVERISH DISCUSSION ABOUT ANOTHER MAN'S PENIS ITT
Orlando is rich, famous, good looking and has tons of bitches in his stable, this is just an easy way for them to act as if "Orlando's not good enough" for them, as if they're even close to the same level.
The only size that really matters is what it grows to. My dick looks small but is 7 inches erect, and if you have a girl in your bed, you won't be looking small for long. Below 6" matters a bit tho. There also is indeed a thing such as "too" big (cervix hitting hurts)
absolutely this
If these worked everyone would be hung like a horse
Also that shit destroys the nerves in your dick, you will feel nothing after using that shit extensively
Just be content with what you have, im 6x6. Unless you are of course 4-4.5 inches in length then sure risk fucking up your cock for a bit of size.
Calm down, Costanza
Well fuck me, if that's considered small.. He's outdoors, soft and working up a sweat. Jesus if bitches saw a picture of my dick after the gym I'd never get laid again
Lifting works, is every person jacked?
>Destroying nerves
Kek
so are one of you faggots going to post the uncensored pic or not?
Yeah thats the thing, bathmates and kegel exercises dont work. Also it WILL destroy the nerve endings in your cock, even fapping excessively will and that bathmate shits just obliviously destructive to your cock.
Holy fuck ur write
this. my dick is 6.5" when erect but ive seen it get smaller than 2" when flaccid before.
Strong bioscience there m8
Kegaals and the bath mate have both been shown to work, it works by stimulating hypertrophy just like you would in skeletal muscle
kek
Just saw the uncensored pics. It's not even small. Bitches just don't know what a flaccid cock, out in the elements, looks like.
Well obviously these dumb bitches never took biology class they might have learned that a penis actually gets bigger when the male is aroused... Holy shit will their tiny minds be blown when they find this out
I have a true 8x6 dick going for me, and mine is smaller than lando's when flaccid....
>Women don't understand that flaccid penises can more than double in size when erect.
mine far more than doubles when erect, I go from below average flaccid to a huge 8x6 when hard.
This. I did you autists the honor of searching this on Twitter, and 99% of girls (and guys) are impressed.
Its impossible to tell how big it is due to the fact its a photo from a distance, and its semi. Stop fucking whining and obsessing.
It she likes you, size doesnt matter. If she doesn't like you, she will be making fun of you and your babby dick with her friends.
>americans do not know about the concept of being flaccid & erect
I thought it looked fine, it's not erect so how large are those people expecting a chillaxed dick to be?
For every girl saying it's tiny there is another saying is huge and gawking over it. Girls are retarded and can't judge anything correctly as usual.
This desu. I used to have two mates who had huge impressive thick flaccid dicks who would always get them out. But when they were hard they were barely any bigger than a normal person.
>OP asks 4 questions
>no-one answers, obsess over an elf's dick
Veeky Forums is definitely the epitome of no homo.
This 100%.
Also this,thats not even 'small' for a flaccid dick.
>source: I'm an expert on cocks
>don't body shame us you sexist pigs!
>lol! look at his tiny penis!
Because woman logic. They body shame other women too, and then blame that on men.
>What are some ways to be good sexually (including kissing and foreplay)?
learn to eat pussy, and enjoy it
>What's the optimal penis size?
who fucking cares, you can't do anything to achieve it even if it did exist
>Also how long do you think he's been lifting?
probably a couple of years
>Do normal people consider that muscular size big?
yes
They just hate on hit because they know they'll never get him.
I bet they all started spewing a snail trail from their vaginas when they saw the pic
People that say size doesn't matter are clearly lying but at the same time people don't really know what "small" is.
exactly. It's like all the couch potatoes who are like "he must be on steroids, muh functional strength" when all the do is arm curls with LMAO2CHZBRGER
Silly user, don't you know anything below 18 inch monster cock is small?
>tfw women still don't know about shrinkage
The rule on every swim team I've been on is that we train hard in the pool and play hard in the change rooms afterwards.
Helps keep everyone motivated.
fml if thats considered small then im fucked
Having seen several thousand dicks in every state I can say he's bigger than average
He used to fuck Miranda Kerr and now he fucks Katy Perry plus probably a tonne of random hot bitches along the way. I can't even be mad dudes got his shit figured out
Taking a photo like this is way more malicious than the fappening. Wonder if it'll even get a tenth of the outrage
>Tfw when 7 inches hard
>Be like 3 inch soft
I-I'm a grower not a s-shower
HE WAS IN THE POOL
>the guy with 99th percentile girth telling others to be content
Do penis exercises work, and are they harmful?
Judging a man's limp penis.... as a undercover gay man, that's ignorant. I'm seen some little guys grow with the right handling lol
Assuming it's as big as the censor, wouldn't that make it like 6 inches? and clearly it's not erect either.
Underrated desu same here
Three things,
Most candid cock shots, like with that fuccboi justin beiber are staged. Dude was walking around with a cock pumped limp dick.
If he was packing the loose clothes he walks around in would show it.
Secondly, women don't see many limp dicks on the regular. When they see them they are always hard. Many aren't sexually intimate enough with a guy to even get that far in a relationship just to watch or play with it when we're limp.
Thirdly, their insulting a guy that's out of their league. It makes them feel good and like he's attainable. And if he's not attainable then who cares, he has a small dick.
If the guy was going to let his dick be shown in the public then he should pull a jonah falcon and walk around cock pumped. Sure it would probably permanently ruin his dick but bitches would be nutting their Vickey Sec black thongs over it.
Katy Perry? Eh....not much to brag about really.
u forgot to say no homo
That's bullshit. I used one for a year religiously, six months later I'm same as before
Just autistic women posting shit for the sake of posting, they obviously having nothing to say, so saying LUL ITS MASSIVE or LUL IS SO SMALL is all those vapid cunts can muster
My dick is average when not hard feels bad man, any way to fix? its 7.1inches hard
p much the reason I didnt use showers in highschool
Women are fucking retarded. My last GF asked why my dick was always so small until we would have sex. Like she had no concept of an erection.
Women are the bane of society
They are literally worse than cancer
Why do we allow them to have opinions again?
Oh right. Sex.
Fucking stupid society.
The only thing they know about the male anatomy is what they like or if the dick LOOKS good/gets their panties soaked.
They're also very easily swayed by a group.
And since the general consensus among that group is he's small..when they have nothing to compare it too or are even comparing it too anything...he's seen as small.
The reality of a bigdick doesn't matter. The fantasy of it matter.
I'm a tad over nine inches in length and around 6 inches in girth. It's juuuuust big enough to where I can lie about having ten inches and women would not question it and be unbelievably turned on by the idea. They love to look at it, play with it suck and worship it, show it to friends and talk about it.
The actual pnv and anal? That's where the reality of the situation comes in. More women then not have been hurt by it and I have HAVE to do some serious pounding to cum.
They know little of it when it's soft, they care little for the rest of me. My emotions beyond the ones that would lead them into bed, make the bed rock, and would send them limping sore home.
I reiterate. They don't fucking know, nor do they care to know. They only want their sex/prince saves princess/black knight ravages innocent girl fantasy. And they do not care.
I mean damn. To the average man who's entire manhood in a chunk of media is about how big his dick is, showing off while soft is a real show of vulnerability.
God dude. I miss the locker room. We made fun of our coach for always putting his arm around our shoulders after a race and dubbed him uncle touchy. His house was therefore known as uncle touchys naked puzzle basement
Thats a long post trying to convince everyone you are not a vigin.
Also if you went on twitter most girls are gushing bout it and op hand selected a few negative comments.
Virgin faggot.
...
Okay.
Well you have fun with your shaming.
I'll be over here. Being unphased.
By the way. There's nothing wrong with being a virgin.
Have any idea how good the guy from 40 year old virgin had it?
I wish I was so I could have my first time with a woman I loved instead of the first girl who gave me that special rapey feeling.
Learn to be content with your dick. Trust me, there's worse shit out there.
For instance, I'm pretty sure I got the herp from the last girl I banged.
How did you come up with the second observation ? You go around get jerk everyone till they are hard ? Lol you homo ?
Those girls are just jealous. When girls can get something they act like they dont want it . Also katy Perry don't seem to mind his size.
bruh are you me?
People are different in front of other people. And herd behavior and inertia helping too.
It's mostly guys who say it.
>considered small
No user, its worse. It was tiny, remember
fuck might as well turn gay at this point
>tfw 5.5 inch dick
:( this feel never goes away. I have a girlfriend who is madly in love with me we've been dating for 3 years but she's a virgin and won't have sex until we're married. Didn't even know what cum was or really what any sexual term meant until she asked me to start explaining things to her. I don't think she'd care that I was on the small size but still man this feel is a fucking horrible feel.
Friend told me about this "workout" pill called Xenagen? Or something I forgot the name. Said pornstars used it to get ripped but it's mainly a dick enlargement pill. Anyone ever heard if it? Said he used it for a while until he gave t results
>5'6''
>4'' penis
I'll never find someone
You're not a freak of cock dude. But you can still get it up.
Find a vaginally normal sized woman or woman with smaller pussy and disregard the sizequeens and full on whores.
You'll be happier.
Bonus points if you become fit and sexually experienced/knowledgable.
