>be me
>nerdyfagwithbraces
>Have gf of 3 months
>super hot ballerina
>we FINALLY have sex
>she cries the whole time
>says "im too big"
>only 5 inches
Is there a way to reduce my cock size? Or should I learn to be turned on by tears streaming down my gf's red, sweaty face?
I'm 5.5 inches want me to come over and break her in?
gf had the same problem but she's a tiny asian girl so its expected well she didnt cry cause she isnt a pussy and i didnt just ram it in like a bellend
Yes plz, come fuck my gf.
I love it when they cry
Penis shrinks a bit when exposed to cold weather.
Shove an ice pack down your underwear 10 minutes prior to sexy time.
Current gf cried first several times. She gradually stretched out.
Ya I tried that.
For some reason, my penis is the opposite. He grows when he gets chilly
Why don't you actually get her wet?
Nevermind, use lube.
How do you get a girl wet, user?
Do you drip hot dog juice on her belly while telling her how beautiful she is?
Well...
But did she tell you to stop, loudly? I keep going if they cry, say stop, it hurts, it's too big etc. I'd stop if they sounded serious but I think it's just a girl thing to do.
Don't ask me, I'm still a virgin.
I'm just parroting what I've heard from other anons.
Far as I know, the natty lickaroo is the way to go.
Dude cover your dick in spit, lube it up first, then put it in
Don't be a dumbass
>she cries the whole time
this is why iI don't have sex with girls anymore
She didn't yell loudly or tell me to stop. It was very weird,I asked "are you okay?" And she said "it hurts, keep going" and I had a horrified expression on my face. Sorry but I don't enjoy the look of misery on the object of my affection's red, sweaty face
You're obviously not engaging in enough foreplay and just trying to rush to the sex. The foreplay can be the best part man, embrace it. Tease her, finger her, play with her clit, rub her clit with your cock, wait until shes edging it towards you almost begging for it.
Also i'm 7 x 6 and even after ample foreplay my gf winces when i stick it in. It kind of turns me on like shes taking my dick even though it hurts because she wants it so badly. Also then she knkows i'm stronger and in command.
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>Not engaging in enough foreplay?
What the fuck are you trying to say?
Nigger, i listened to John Coltrane for 4 hours before we sexed.
Also, you're not stronger and in command. You're a little cucked pussyfarting bítch. You're gf obviously wears the pants in the relationship.
You've saged your own thread with your faggotry and incompetence.
kys
Suck my nonexistent dick, kik
Veeky Forums velo
Start smoking and drink coffee.
Enjoy her pain, 5 inches is to small to want to make it smaller.
I want to see what this "Super hot ballerina" looks like.
>no homo
>things that absolutely happened