This guy slaps your ass in the gym lockeroom after you've had a strenuous leg day

This guy slaps your ass in the gym lockeroom after you've had a strenuous leg day.

What do you do Veeky Forums?

Y-y-you t-t-w-o

sue him for sexual harassment

It's not gay if your balls don't touch

Would cuddle/10
+1

give him an handjob cause i don't want to kneel on leg day no homo

Ask if he wants to be masturbation buddies, it's not gay you just have to be relieved

Collapse as my legs barely hold my weight up after leg day as it is.

Then id get up and say something like

"Y-y-you too.. I mean what the fuck dude fuck off. I mean.. sorry"

Stick my ass out and grind on his crotout then ask for free protein injections.

Is this achieveable natty?

This is what 2 years of Starting Strength and Gallon Of Milk A Day gets you

Tell him that I've been told before that I have nice ass

He looks like a big guy

H-hiii sir, aa--ight

For you.

He lives in Fort Lauderdale and is single user ;)

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Senpai!

Call gym security

> Be gym security and do an ocular patdown if you know what I'm sayin

But seriously what gyms have security

call the police and have him arrested for sexual assault. then stroke my own penis at the thought of him registering as a sex offender for the rest of his life, which would severely inhibit his career choices

"Y-you too."

Pinkie out places like Equinox, where peasants aren't allowed to lift.

b-back that ass up

Hey, so do I