A variation on the motivation theme- shit to mutter autistically to yourself to get that last rep
A buddy of mine in the Army had the retarded phrases that he'd keep shouting while we were doing PT. This guy was ottermode and 10/10 no homo.
Examples are:
"pain is weakness leaving the body"
"The body achieves what the mind believes"
"A man's body is a monument to his will"
Etc.
Lol at this thread but the only one I ever say is something along the lines of, the mind is going to give up way before the body does so keep pushing
'this can't be happening, I'm in charge here'
"I'm fuarkin zyzz brah"
"don't bitch and whine, FIGHT!" is what i sometimes tell myself. It actually helps.
"Here I am. This is what we are doing."
"Do the work."
[Long epic monologues about being determined, western civilization, not being a faggot, philosophies of the ancients. All in my head.]
Does anyone have the pics from the femanon that posted this same OP pic a while ago?
I just growl to myself and it gets me hyped for my lifts. Terrified some little Indian guy because it was just us two in the gym and I'm 6'7 walking around growling like I have rabies
> not saying "agayin" to yourself as if rip is beside you
> making it
Pick one
I just get pissed of (easy since I workout hungry because it gives me focus) at my weakness and play autistic anime music.
>it's been your hand instead of hers
>they all laugh at you
>make yourself better
>do you want to be alone forever
>nobody loves a fatass
>those girls laughed at you
>nobody wants to fuck a personality
>everyone has taken advantage of you
>get mad
>you seriously acted like that?
>stop being a faggot and get that last rep I dont care how heavy it is
>ywn plow her ass and then spoon with that view in the background
"It'll be over soon."
>not getting complacent
>giving your all for last sets
>trudging through monotony
>making the most of your time
>not wanting to kill yourself anymore
It's for the good and the bad, and I find comfort knowing that I'm not lying to myself with some other meme quote.
Anything our finest King said
Nobody can make you get better except you.
This one always gets me.
I am a stallion
It's pics like that that keep me going OP
even though I have a gf, the prospect of having girls like that mire one day is enough for me
I always lose it at the last line
Here's something to shout while eating
EAT BIG TO GET BIG
I usually say fuck it or fuck this bullshit
I know the feel man. I got an Asian qt gf but I also have a folder of babes as motivation. Complacency is the enemy.
4 SCOOPS C'MON
Plus Ultra
>rep 10
C'MON one more
>Rep 11
C'MON one more
>Rep 12
C'MON one more
Etc it's funny but it works
Also
>Is only 9 reps really going to honor your ancestors who have, combined, worked thousands of years to bring you to life. Honor their blood, sweat, and tears, and your offspring will honor yours the same.
"That V taypa that makes the hoes wanna rape ya"
"Obliques that gets hoes in the sheets"
"A wide back gets hoes in the sack"
frog looking mofucka
ABSOLUTELY YOU CAN, but do you have the resolve to invest in yourself?
AINT NOTHING TO IT BUT DO IT
100% natty right? ;P
>We will no longer surrender this country or its people to the false song of globalism
>the nation-state remains the true foundation for happiness and harmony
"No citizen has a right to be an amateur in the matter of physical training...what a disgrace it is for a man to grow old without ever seeing the beauty and strength of which his body is capable." - Socrates
AWAKEN MY MASTERS!
I've been looking for an image of a fat guy carving himself out of clay, or ripping the fat off himself to reveal the fit guy underneath.
I've seen the image of the chick doing that, but I know there's a guy version out there. Any body have it?
>rest time's up, i guess i kinda have to lift now
>everything's good? okay here we go
>lift
>that wasn't so bad
if you don't think about it, you don't worry about it
I just have Technologic stuck in my head 24/7
Everything I do makes me feel like a machine completing it's task
...
Awaken my masters!
You always have a choice. What do you want most. And what do you want most right now.
THANK YOU
AWAKEN MY MASTERS!
AWAKEN MY MASTERS
>Not shouting this at the top of your lungs for that last rep gain
>making it
Pick one. But for real, this is what I think when I try to pull my lmao2pl8 tomorrow and it works.
youtube.com
There is no reason to be alive if you can't do deadlift.
That's fucking tight dude
But seriously, the feeling I had when I did 1x3 3pl8 was one of the best feelings I've ever had in my life
"Batman would do it"
Pretty much all I think about when I'm feeling it from my lifts or in that shitty part of cardio where it's getting to you, but you haven't hit that endorphin high
Don't sleep, muh teachers!1!!!
AWAKEN MY MASTERS
sometimes I say "Meg" on my last rep
>tfw no megsquats gf
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I'm looking forward to feeling it myself hehe
I lift in hopes that people like this will see me and improve/kill themselves
Mezametamae waga arujitachi yo!!!!!
AWAKEN MY MASTERS!
AWAKEN MY MASTERS!
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>Pain is weakness leaving the body
>ain't nothin to it but to do it
>light weight baby
>ain't nothin but a peanut
(my gym buddy and I used to shout these at each other. good times)
>>>>>>
> If you did case studies on Jordan, Karl & Lakshmi, you'd find nothing in their respective programs that's....fancy....or even interesting. You've got an RPE scheme, a basic daily wave setup, & a bare-bones 6-week linear periodization cycle, respectively.
But, yeah, the 'mental intensity' is off the charts.
>I know Jordan & Karl's work through their logs, but I've lifted with Lakshmi for a while, and when she lifted it was clear that what she was doing was the most important thing in the universe. The intention was so strong & so pure, that my own efforts felt like a facade of intensity.
>That insane, insane focus over years is what's magical.
das it mane
IKTF
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Don't die!
>tfw lifting
>friend randomly says shit like that or sings bob couch " i need to pump iron"
>burst out laughing like an autist
>Not envisioning orcmode powerlifters screaming right beside your ear
never gonna make it.
AWAKEN MY MASTERS!
We had to do a monologue back in school for English I picked this. Good shit
Awaken my Masters!
WHAMUUU!
This is one I made up while in the shower thinking about how I thought it was too hard to lose weight, get fit and gain muscles but now it seems like nothing can stop it. It is a bit obvious though so I expect someone else has thought of it as well.
>The impossible becomes the inevitable.
AWAKEN MY MASTERS!
>Some things happen by chance
>Some things happen because we make them to
>inner strength
Is that phase 2 after starting strength?
Lmao1paintbrush
>AGAIN
>AGAIN
>AGAIN
>AGAIN
>AGAIN
>Skeletons with rabies
How horrifying
When running after a shit day at work, I push myself and say 'I ain't no bitch!'.
Pic unrelated
"Motivation" is for the weak.
double zero and its still zero
too bad the stretchy skin that is left over from losing that much fat isn't depicted here
DO YOU FEEL IN CHARGE?
AWAKEN MY MASTERS
AWAKEN MY MASTERS!
>You FUCKING HOMO
>this is girls weight you fucking pussy you can lift that
>its only 2.5kg more that a week ago FUCKING DO IT. DO IT FAGGOT.
Should I get help?
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I don't even need a phrase. one word is all I have to tell myself to carry me through even the worst of times.
Endure.
I always go "come on bitch" then I keep pushing
Dubs prove this is the best motivation
>I do this too
"If you tell yourself the same lie often enough, you start to believe it"
AWAKEN MY MASTERS!
My all time favorite to read before I go into the gym.
"Imagine you’re on your deathbed and standing around your death bed are the ghosts representing your unfilled potential. The ghosts of the ideas you never acted on. The ghosts of the talents you didn’t use. And they’re standing around your bed angry, disappointed and upset. They say, “We came to you because you could have brought us to life,” they say. “And now we go to the grave together.” So I ask you today, “How many ghosts are going to be around your bed when your time comes?”
"reps 4 Allah!"
Never fails me.
I wanna kiss her bum. :3
Not a phrase but still motivation. When I'm running and getting tired, I look at my shadow, if its behind me, i chuckle a little bit, "can't keep up?" I think to myself. However, when my shadow is in front of me, I get annoyed that he's beating me. Makes me want to out run my shadow, call me a autismo but my shadow helps me push myself. But on cloudy or overcast days or even at night when my shadow is not there.. I can't help but feel like a Champ.
"He's given up and left.. not me though".
I hope this helps.
I like you.
You too.
but how does one explode more than once?
Would you kindly
>no functional inner strength
>no functional intestine gains
not gonna make it
>no functional inner strength
>no sick intestine gains
not gonna make it
>improve/kill themselves
only a sith works in absolutes
#spottet
"Fuck it, im already here"
I like to yell
"COME ON! PUSH YOURSELVES!"
"DONT STOP! NEVER FALL SHORT!"
"DONT QUIT! YOURE ONLY CHEATING YOURSELF!"
"YOULL BE FINE AFTER THE REPS! KEEP GOING!"
AWAKEN, MY MASTERS FOR I HAVE SERVED YOU GLORIOUSLY
AWAKEN MY MASTERS!