A genie comes out of a lamp and gives you two choices
1. You add 20 pounds to your deadlift pr but you have to go to the gym tonight
2. Your crush/oneitis/dream-girl texts you asking you to come over for "Netflix"
Am I the only one that enjoys lifting more than sex?
easily 2
20lbs is not that much desu
Adding 20 to your deadlift takes like two or three weeks.
Come up with better options for your hypothetical bullshit
1. im stallin on 4plaet a bit
also she can ask as much as she want but she [spoiler] doesnt exist[/spoiler]
I'm already doing both so I guess 20 lbs on diddly is nice
>Dyels who can't lift past 4 plate deadlift
Easily 1. I'm already fucking my gf, and I'm going to the gym later anyway lmao
Even at 20 pounds a month you'd be gaining 240lbs on your deadlift yearly, do you think after 4 years you can deadlift 960lb?
20kg would've been a lot better tbqh
20kg wouldve made it a no brainer
>your gf is your dream-girl
hello beta faggot
how about +1 plate?
I don't have a dream girl. I'm not the sort of person who stares longingly at their anime wallpaper hoping to get their 2d waifu to be real, like you.
Again wouldve been a nobraoner
I want my oneitits to love me not to fuck me
Faggot
>Adding 20 to your deadlift takes like two or three weeks.
Have you tried men?
He never said a month, he just said 20lbs.
He literally said 20lbs takes 2-3 weeks
The other guy said it'd easy, but 1-4 months of work isn't "easy"
1 with no doubt
I know how women work, she will invite me over for "netflix" im thinking hell yeah sex but it will end up with me having to watch some retarded series like modern family or living with the kardashians and her "not being in the mood"
Cant say i know why women act like that if its consious that they want to tease and just love the attention they get and the frustration they provide or if they are just that volatile but its annoying as fuck
>Letting everybody know you have no idea how to make moves or turn women on even after they invite you to their house where it's just you two
Im sure you are the type who yawns, stretches his arms and puts them around the girl and think youre original
Give me a break son
>she will invite me over for "netflix" im thinking hell yeah sex but it will end up with me having to watch some retarded series like modern family or living with the kardashians and her "not being in the mood"
Basically you got no skillz there dawg
I've never had a girl 'not in the mood'
Its funny, this site feels really, really detatched from reality sometimes
Some on here say its easy to get sex from girls but fuck me if it isnt the single hardest achivement i have ever come across, but on here it seems girls invite you over and try to wrap their legs around you
You guys must have chocolate covered dicks or some magic shit
Add 20 pounds to all three main lifts and I am there nigga
Bitch I'd forsake a threesome for a +20 lbs to the main three
Nigga give me +20 to all three and I'm giving up on sex for a month
Fucking lexi belle and cara delevigne be offering hottest sex of my life and i'd still be like nah bitch ill take +20 on my main three lifts
I dont give a fuck about deadlifts. So num2.
Do you think your strong back wont match with your purse?
That's easy, Netflix.
Worked out legs today. Worked out 5 days in a row actually. Don't need to work out again.
Also would take netflix anyday. I'm so fucking lonely
Never gonna make it
Probably but I'm still trying like a motherfucker. Home gym and all is easy.
why the fuck arn't you in a commerical gym, especially if youre lonely?
All I have to do is go outside to my garage at anytime. Strip to my boxers and listen to music.
I also don't like doing shit in front of people. Once I get to 3pl8 bench I might start going to the gym though.
this is why you are lonely
bump
Then take sterons m8