Tfw 30 year old kissless virgin

>tfw 30 year old kissless virgin
>no friends
>ugly, short, autistic and poor
What do?

> it's Friday, overhear the chads and stacys at work talking about plans for partying over the weekend. Going into extensive detail their "pre" routine (predrinking)
>tfw I don't even drink since I have no friends to go out with
> just spend every night indoors and alone. Sometimes I lift
Help Veeky Forums. How do I get friends, how do I get a gf?

Inb4 roids, military or anything to cause harm to myself or others

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Hire an escort, experience that, then lift and leave humanity behind.

Buy an escort.
Better yet go to an AMP

You will feel much better about everything and not even care about women for about a week.

Then when the week is up, go to another AMP

at some point you'll stop giving a shit about people entirely and that's when they start coming to you.

atleast your a wizard right OP?

1. stop feeling sorry for yourself it's unattractive
2. do literally anything to be less ugly, less autistic, and less poor
3. repeat number 2

watch this
youtube.com/watch?v=-_nLCZ3LKus
learn to take your pain and use it to become a great man, all of those people are wasting their lives away, and destroying their body for very temporary pleasure.

basically move to a new town if you can afford it and reinvent yourself. Don't use your typical way of thinking either or else you'll just become a NEET 2.0 but in a new city

>get in shape
>try and get a better job
>dress better
>ACT different
>start going out alone (scary as fuck until you have a few drinks in you)
>basically act the opposite as you are now

don't do the whole "wellll I shouldn't have to change myself to get friends/girls" bullshit. That's laughable. The reason you're alone at 30 is because of how you act. Change that. Do what I said above otherwise suffer the next 10-20 years in robot mode

This. Even if you aren't a virgin and just sexually frustrated, hire an escort. Many of them are very wonderful and afterwards you won't succumb to the trap of overvaluing women.

Sauce?

GO ELLIOT

listen to this guy.

I will sound autistic when I say this, but I used to be a fucking loser, and got lucky that the opportunity came where I moved far away to where nobody knew me. At the time before I left I spent some time reading (mostly practical shit like psychology, lifting, controlling your mind), lifting, and learned to dress well. Now the autistic part: at the time I really liked the band Arctic Monkeys, and I thought the lead singer kind of looked like me, so I started dressing and acting like him. It felt natural, not like I was imitating Bat-Man or something. Long story short, it worked, I got laid a couple times, made some friends, everything I wanted to accomplish at that point.

Where you are now is where you are, so it's best to focus on what you can do than to focus on your past or on people you envy, etc. You must continuously bring your focus back to what you CAN do, this is the same for everyone.

With that in mind, know there is no magic bullet; you will never come across the key piece of advice or the perfect plan that will save you. So stop choosing the easy option which is posting online for someone to solve you problem (which they won't, it's your problem) and especially stop asking people on Veeky Forums, most wouldn't be here if we weren't in similar situations to you, we're as lost as you.

Instead, do what you can to figure out your own problems, try to discover the answer yourself. And bear in mind, if you want something good, it is never easy. We always have to deal with bad, negative things, monotonous grinds, rejections, fails, mistakes, sadness, as we work towards what we want. If you want something good, you have to want to confront the challenges and pains and time to get there, no way around it.

Continued...

So, say you want a woman. A woman isn't a direct "goal" as such; quality women are attracted to quality men, so if you want a quality woman, most of your time shouldn't be seeking women to date (only some of your effort), the bulk of your effort should be on building a man a woman would want. If you're ugly (are you that bad, can you improve this), short (are you that short?), autistic (literally or just socially inexperienced?), if you are these things, you will have to focus on improving them. That's the solution, it's obvious and your already know it. That's the best advice you will get.

So in conclusion, focus on what you can control, know what you want, have a schedule and work on your goals as often as possible, learn to deal with and cope with the harsh hardship as you try to improve and reach goals, and if you keep trying and pushing forward when you fail, you will have successes. So yeah, set important goals, put in the work every day, confront hardship, and you will occasionally win. That's how it is for everyone.

kill them all Eliott
make them pay

what do i get from an escort?
i don't think i overvalue women any more than men

>Inb4 roids, military or anything to cause harm to myself or others
trolls

Kill, fuck, marry then kill for the life insurance policy

>Not kill, marry, fuck

I wanted to say something witty because I'm also in my 30s, but I have nothing.

Ayahuasca in Jungle

Amp?

Aligator muscle party?

what

These. I was also sexually frustrated OP, just hire an escort. It lowers the value of pussy and allows you to focus on others things in your life than female validation.

I hate it when people pose and tippytoe for a picture. To seem taller, to get better angle or make ass look better. It's cringeworthy. Aren't these 'models' in the first place? This is why heels are invented for girls in the first place.

I don,t see anyone addressing some of the most important problems, you have no friends and no social ability.

How to fix that? You don't just start talking to strangers on the street and ask them to become friends, you spend time doing activities and invest yourself in them.

Get into a hobby that will let you meet other people. inb4 joining a cambodian stick-fighting forum

Having something to talk about and thus be interesting is the easiest way to make acquaintances and friends, which might lead to more friends and opportunities for w/e.

fucking talk to people you fucking autist

>Aren't these 'models' in the first place?

They aren't models at all. My guess just by looking at the pic is average yuro girls that put on makeup and make a face to look more pretty. The longer you stare, the more you realize that they look really bad/average. It's weird as shit.

it's hilarious. The one on the left looks to be dead average, middle is actually below average. The one on the right is really quite good looking, but it could very well just be the contrast between her and the other two

i must live in shithole land because those qts are near 10/10 here

Ayahuasca in jungle
More generally, psychedelics. Re-evaluate your life by turning your mind inside out. Worked for me

>The one on the right is really quite good looking,

u wot m88? that girl is the worst looking, the mid looks weird as shit but at least much better than right, right looks like hello chimpo.

yup, living in a flyover state must suck lmfao.

>30
>thinks "chads and stacys" are a thing
You're too far gone robot. Fire up that escape bag.

Make more money, pick up a hobby you like so you have something to do on the weekends.

>tfw 24 year old kissless virgin
>no friends even though high school and college
>ugly as fuck
>don't even bother talking to anyone anywhere, even trying to make friends, becuase if everyone has always hated me then what's the point

Really sucks being 24 (well I knew at 22 when I graduated college) and knowing your life is going to be a lonely miserable one until you die and trying to hold off suicidal thoughts.

take a fuckton of lsd and get lost in a forest

>was a kissless virgin last year
>fucked over 20 different asians at massage parlors this year

amps are the bane of my existence
I wish I had never discovered amps, its too damn easy to just pay for sex and not interact with females at all.

Asian massage parlor

Tbqh, how do people let themselves go this far?
I was a no lifer for several years when I was younger, but I still had some friends (although I disliked them). I also quit school for two years and became a NEET when I was a teen, but it made me realize how shitty the lifestyle is and I recovered. Like what the fuck you guys, I don't particularly enjoy being social, but it doesn't mean I can't be happy.

If you don't like being a lonely autismo, then do something about it. Getting friends is easy as shit lmfao. What I don't get with you robots is that you seem so fucking desperate for social contact, while doing nothing about it; I have to struggle every fucking day because of some annoying random trying to strike up a conversation. Just don't be fucking gross and it'll happen naturally fag boy.

>tfw such a pathetic autistic virgin that I post pictures/videos of my dick on reddit, especially videos of me cumming (my penis is really big and pretty looking), try to get contact info for girls on there (mostly Kik) and then make them sexting partners

If you have:

>no social status
>no attention from the opposite sex
>no expensive interests/hobbies

Then there is literally zero reason to bother working and you should sponge off your parents AND or the state for as long as humanly possible.

If you disagree with this you're a normie.

Based user is Based

baka son just hire an escort and all your desires for random women will disappear

That's until she opens her mouth.

>back to high school
>try to talk to people
>no one likes me because I'm weird, I'm just the class clown type
>because no one likes me, i make no friends and this carries through high school
>because i have no friends, i do not learn social skills
>because i didnt learn social skills, i didnt know how to connect with people in college so i didn't bother
>because i didnt have friends, i had no experiences with girls either
>pass through most social times of my life with nothing to show for it

It's pretty easy to be a complete loser honestly.

Thanks for the "jus b urself" advice though, it really helps.

Robots are the social equivalent of HAES hambeasts
>Why can't I have FRIENDS and a QT gf?!
>dude do you go outside?
>I CAN'T because REASONS
>So join a club or something
>FUCK YOU NORMY IT'S MUH gENETICS/SOCIETY'S FAULT REEEE

>has social issues
>hasn't bothered to read up on social skills
>has probably not a single time in his life tried to smalltalk with the receptionist to practice, or a stranger
>has probably a terrible sense of fashion, personal hygiene, and facial care
>has probably a terrible haircut
>GUISE IM JUST A LOSER THERES NOTHING I CAN DO ABOUT BUHUHUUHUUH


You're a fucking loser that's damn right. I'm tired of you self pitying robots shitting up this board. It's not hard AT ALL to become socially intelligent, I'm telling you this as someone who was diagnosed with literal autism when I was younger - I got over it. I took a real autism test recently and I did not come back autistic at all. You are just a massive piece of shit dude, that's why you're a loser. But hey, at least you're lifting, one of the first steps in self improvement.

no actually its more like

>go outside
>no one likes me because i'm weird
>make no friends
>with no friends, have no chance at girls, especially with how ugly i am
>if you try to do things alone outside, people avoid you because you're a loner creep
>even if someone does happen to like you, once they see you have no friends, they will drop you
>therefore stay inside

DUDE JUST SHOWER GET A HAIRCUT AND DRESS BETTER IT'S SO FUCKING EASY DUDE

I love advice from fake autists like you man

>>no one likes me because I'm weird, I'm just the class clown type
>>because no one likes me, i make no friends and this carries through high school
>>because i have no friends, i do not learn social skills
>>because i didnt learn social skills, i didnt know how to connect with people in college so i didn't bother
>>because i didnt have friends, i had no experiences with girls either
>>pass through most social times of my life with nothing to show for it


If you weren't mentally retarded, you would've
>people think I'm weird? I'll work on my charisma, I'll join the sports team to get to know people better and I'll make sure I'm not gross and smelly with a hoodie on sitting in the edge of the class room.
>Now people like me, I can finally make some friends
>Now with these friends I can get a social life and pursue women
>I can now enjoy pussy

you are fucking retarded and fucked up because you just sort of accepted that you were a weird class clown type. defeatist pleb fags like you will always be losers. i bet if i was born with as a nigger manlet or even with a fucking disease that fuckd my face up i'd do better than you

It really is, you probably haven't even tried yet, you are so fucking lazy you can't even take care of your outer self. If you can't even get a proper haircut or because it's too hard sorry to tell you you're going to be an outcast for life. Can't even bother with basics, you robots aren't autistic, you're just fucking lazy

>>>>>>>

THIS

The other dudes who say you overvalue pussy and women in general are right. If you have a job and don't do anything with your money, then you should have plenty for an escort.

And honestly the whole concept of direct pay makes it easier to own it and disregard any feelings. Seriously you can treat most escorts like a warm wet fuckhole, which is really all they are. Find an attractive one that charges hourly and just do everything you want to her. If you go through a professional place, most of them are clean enough to nut inside

Look for an activity you enjoy or would enjoy, join a group for same. Or take a course in something and talk to people in friendly way. This will take time.

>Sometimes I lift
Embrace the pain of discipline or suffer the pain of regret. Read the sticky, eat properly lift for 9+ months and then for life until you leave humanity behind.
>no friends
>tfw I don't even drink since I have no friends to go out with
Speak with the intention to communicate your thoughts and listen with the intention to pay attention, and remember to breathe. Your friends will be revealed along the path. Pic related, even a r9k tier person deserves to be nice too.
>ugly, short, autistic and poor
> just spend every night indoors and alone
Relax, acknowledge that nobody really care for what you are as much as you, so work on becoming the best version of yourself instead of fantasying being someone you're not. Embrace choiceless effortless awareness to reach your success.
> it's Friday, overhear the chads and stacys at work talking about plans for partying over the weekend. Going into extensive detail their "pre" routine (predrinking)
>tfw I don't even drink since I have no friends to go out with
Acknowledge too that those who have cancerous mindsets like le yolo swag life really make you the job easier to discriminate those who are worthy of your time/care/love. But do not, by all means prejudice people; everybody has their own story.

Way to demonstrate exactly what he said.

Kys. Not even memeing. You're blight on society and exist solely to revel in your self-pity.

too late for that m8. even if you do all that, not having friends passed high school/college it's impossible to find new people to practice on.

Why the fuck do you think you deserve a girlfriend? What do you offer anyone? Your are a fucking loser. The whole point of natural selection is to keep people like you from reproducing.

Go dedicate your life to something that benefits others. At least in that way you'll leave a legacy.

Fucking hate robots. Go back to your containment board. We don't want your kind here. You don't belong. You bring everyone down.

a 4channer thinks he's a stud

top lel

people overblown the importance of friends

i mean, you just need 3-4 really good friends, you can even survive with 1 or two

the rest are acquaintances that you should care the same as they care about you: 0

You could try going outside. Are you just making up excuses?

Calm down, Chad.

people say this but what do you mean?

like just walk down the street every day?

>What do you offer anyone?
what do other people offer?

>roids
>harm yourself
Lol looks like not wanting to "harm yyourself " has left you an ugly 30 year old autistic manlet virgin

Good work

Not really, but hell, even that would be better than nothing. It's impossible to meet people if you stay inside all day or just go to work and do your daily routine. People aren't going to randomly show up at your house and start socializing with you. The people are out there, in the world, outside of your house.

You're a cheating scum.

Honestly I don't think I'm that bad, sure I have no friends (well one but we never hang out and we're always so bored and just kinda sit around quietly if we're not at our yearly car show we go to), but that's because I don't do anything but stay inside all day. but at work or anywhere else I don't completely spill my spaghetti.

tho it's getting kinda embarrassing to answer my coworker's question "what are you doing this weekend" with "Just staying home".

LEFT

>tfw 5th date with qt girl set up for tonight
>tfw would have fucked her last date if fuckboy bestfriend of hers wasn't there
>tfw I know she's into me
>tfw she seemed really excited leading up to it
>tfw yesterday said I can't wait to hang out
>tfw she told me she'd text me when she wakes up from a nap
>tfw She hits me with this

Well at least I get a goodnight sleep tonight and won't drink

a 4channer thinks he's worth something

top lel

>not offering to take care of her

come on dude

That sucks man, just cut and run in all honesty. The odds of her actually being sick are minuscule, but you know that. I know them feels, no point in waiting around hoping the next meeting won't end the same way because it probably will and then communication will stop.

>don't even give her the benefit of the doubt, just straight up cut contact with her
>dude come on she's not actually sick, that doesn't happen to people

come on dude. i get that being sick is a convenient excuse girls give to bail out of something, but the way to go is to just try to get going with another girl and if she actually was sick and likes you, she will make an effort to make up for the missed date. if she doesn't then yeah drop contact

you dont just cut it all out right away

I did in my next text to her.

I sorta believe her but then again idk I don't think she'd do something like that cause she seems really into me

Yeah lol Thays what I'm going to do I can tell she likes me plus it's not like it was our first or second date. It was our 5th one so if she doesn't make it up then i drop
Her

post what her response is to that.

>we dont need to go on a date then. how about i come over to your place, make you some soup, make sure you're comfortable, nothing funny

then you show value as a caretaker to her too

I honestly do just cut right away. I lose all interest almost instantaneously because I just get the impression I'm being blown off and would rather not bother and move on. It's probably a bit defeatist of me but it's just the way I react. Sure, maybe the next day she will text and reschedule, more often than not though it's just the initiation of a phasing out. In my experience anyway, just move to the next one.

But don't you guys understand that it's really difficult to meet people when you are alone? To meet people when you have no friends to begin with?

I'm not trying to be the typical self-defeatist loser who just doesn't try and then just wallows in self-pity. But look, it's hard even for normal people to make friends after college. once people get into their routines of life. Even normal people have difficulties doing things alone out and around unless it is an activity that is typically done alone. To meet people, especially girls, you have to show that you have high social value which is why on Tinder you have to have pictures showing you with friends, especially with girls in the picture. It's even somewhat difficult for normal guys to get with women

If you guys think that some loser like me can just listen to platitudes like "dude just shower, dress nicely, lift, thats all you need and if that doesnt work you're pathetic" and suddenly become some social creature, it doesnt work that easy. I'm not saying I haven;t done those things

> it's Friday, overhear the chads and stacys at work talking about plans for partying over the weekend. Going into extensive detail their "pre" routine (predrinking)

stop working at a fast food place in your 30s homie

She didn't respond I'm assuming she went to bed cause she was talking about going to sleep

>I had a feeling you were gonna cancel

Jesus fucking christ. At least attempt to hide your spaghetti. Might as well go ahead and tell her how much you'd love to worship her and how unworthy of her you feel you are.

>her fuckboy bestfriend

I have bad news for you, user...

thats not a big deal. do not message her again, even though as a pathetic virgin i would probably the next morning ask her how she feels

just let her come to you asking about reshceduling the date

started going to the gym by myself to train

meet a few people

it becomes a psuedo fitness group in the gym

then it becomes a group that hangs out occasionally on weekends

end up dating one of the chicks in the group short term

dis sho am hard

>befriend your work guys
???
>profit

Yeah bro, just go get education in your 30's
or just go to you local bank give the CEO a firm hand shake and secure a decent job

Lmaoo I was waiting for an user to say that.. She knows I'm just messing around with her.

Lmao no no he's a beta. He's a Virgin and she has him friendzoned badly.. She told him to make a tinder to get laid and he said no I don't want to fuck random girls. Kek

Lol I'm going to wait for her to text me she seems very apologetic plus I know she likes me

If he's friend zoned you can bet your bottom dollar he is right in her ear telling her how much of a creep you are etc.

>learn social skills
AUTISMO, see a shrink instead of Veeky Forums

fuck it then

if life is that hard then just opt out man.

I've posted about this before
>first time meeting him he squeezes my hand super hard
>I squeeze back and he pulls away

Another time
>chilling drinking at her place watching a move
>put my arm around her for cuddles
>not even 5 minutes go by he sees my arm around her
>he says "let's finish that game we were playin and gets off the other couch to go get it
>we both say no we are watching the movie
>he says I don't feel good and goes for a walk

He doesn't like me cause when I'm around she's always touching my arm or leg and is always by me

I know a few sluts who would fuck you, bro. Cuties, too. 6s-8s. Let me know if you want me to hook you up.

He's a super cuck. I dunno op, maybe she was just sick. Definitely wait for her to text you first as you said though. Hopefully you get to Fug.

Hey guys I'm so pathetic that I'm a virgin in my mid 20s and I post pictures and videos of my penis on Reddit (usually cumming) and get lots of PMs from guys saying how great my dick is which i ignore, and i get a few from girls saying that my dick is basically perfect (larger than average and really aesthetic) and they give me their Kik so we can sext

how pathetic is that?

>op
tfw the real OP is so irrelevantly autistic that everyone in the thread forgot about him and found a new OP

Yeah he is.. And I will wait for her to text me first.. Like I could have fucked the last time we hung out but fuckboy pulled that shit and got "drunk" so he had to crash on the couch..

>qt walks me out
>we make out for 10 minutes up against my vehicle
>she runs her hands into my tshirt sleeves
>she apologizes for the way he is


I'm just bummed she canceled tonight ohh well at least I get a good nights sleep for squats tomorrow

>elliot syndrome detected

:^)

I sometimes cam on Omegle because my dick is one of my best features and showing it off boosts my ego even though I'm an autist in real life.

Satan trips checked bro.

Do psychedelics

wait does that actually work? i have never used omegle or those cam sites before

whats the process like? like you just sit there with your dick on cam and a girl watches it? do they get naked too?

hey idiot

if she ends up messaging you again, you tell her to not tell him what you two are doing, and if he ever shows up at one of your hangouts again or if he causes her to avoid another meetup with you, you guys are done

If he caused her to avoid this date with me tonight I'll drop her lol. As for him showing up the previous time he was supposed to come later but he got off early