Do you read your weight before you have eaten and after you shit like i do?

do you read your weight before you have eaten and after you shit like i do?

or do you read it while full

Why not both

Just once in the morning before eating.

Late at night after eating and after poop

After my morning poop, before breakfast.

Sometimes my scales says I weigh more after I shit.

I'm currently trying to lose some weight. I usually weigh myself right after I wake up and right before I go to bed, then I find the median and use that number when I'm comparing how much I weigh every few days.

Is "read the weight" a real phrase in English?

you read the number on the scale after measuring it

Is it the same as "weighting oneself"?

in the morning after I pee but before I eat. it's kind of cheating because it's the absolute least I'll weigh during the day.
You read the number on the scale. The number is your weight. You read the weight. How the fuck is this a hard concept for you?

it doesnt matter what you do as long as once you pick, you do it the same every time. I do it morning before eating anything

I'm asking if it's a fucking expression you moron. It happens that in other languages people don't say "read the weight", they say things like "measure the weight" or "weight the self". Languages differ you know?

It's not an expression, it's just an English sentence.
If english is not your first language, I should add that
>"weighting oneself"
and
>"weight the self"
are not proper English sentences. Weight is a noun. Weigh is a verb. it'd be
>"weighing oneself"
and
>"weigh yourself"

Well you actually tought me something. Thanks!

SMASH THE PATRIARCHY

That's not English you retarded
fuck we say weigh yourself

I say, "weighing oneself". Now bugger off, cheeky cunt.

Not even close.

I weigh myself every morning after I shower.

It feels better than sex!

You should weigh yourself after the morning shit with empty stomach.

I'm assuming all you guys are trying to lose weight.
I weigh myself after my workout because I don't have a scale at home

Serious (and maybe stupid) question here -
why do you weight yourself?

Is it motivation? Do you guys compete in something where weight is a factor?

Haven't weighed myself in years, even when getting fit. The place where I see progress:
>aesthetics = look in the mirror
>strength = look at what I'm lifting
Never got the obsession with the scale.

same

>loosing weight = weigh yourself
in the morning, after poop, before shower

I record it every morning after taking a piss but before breakfast. I figure the average for the week is about right.

DESU as long as you are consistent who cares.

My mornings go like clockwork: wake up, eat breakfast, take a shit, weigh myself. I will also weigh myself before going to bed just for fun to see how much my weight changed after a day of eating/drinking.