If he was an Olympic athlete, what event would he participate in?

If he was an Olympic athlete, what event would he participate in?

I see the equestrian events in his future, being up on a horse will make him feel even bigger. I'm suprised he doesn't ride a horse everywhere he goes for that "illusion" of being larger.

table tennis
he's the table

World class at dying way before his time.

Curling

Slapboxing, he's bringing home the gold.

Roid dealer

Olympic wrestling most likely.

He is absolutely massive, and could use that to his advantage.

Scooping.

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