How mad are you? Yes I have abs

How mad are you? Yes I have abs

I think it would be really sad if you think anyone would actually be mad over your abs or food.

>Yes I have abs
>No pic

You won't have them for long!

>pineapple
is that how you want to make me jealous?

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Why the fuck are you using such massive chunks of pineapple?

I'm surprised they've allowed that caption
Everyone's fucking sensitive nowadays, especially anything related to academics

>pineapple on the pizza
Not mad at all

that looks like absolute shit, did you fucking pay for that?

Fuck the haters, OP. Pineapple on pizza the best.

Pineapple is god tier on pizza anyone saying shit to my pizza is basically a non-cultured beta specimen also I didn't put the chunks dominos did

sure thing bud

Still no pic of "abs"

why would i be mad?

looks good though. enjoy.

>2016
>square cut pizza
>confirmed never going to make it

did you ask for the pizza to be cut like that

Hello Chad

>dominos
>trying to elicit envy over your dumpster disk

technically though, everyone has abs.

Is that Sausage and Pineapple?

>Yes I have abs
sure

>Pineapple is god tier on pizza anyone saying shit to my pizza is basically a non-cultured beta specimen also I didn't put the chunks dominos did
Pineapple on a pizza is the most Pleb topping of all time. Fucking kys, faggot.

Can definitely have abs and eat this once, maybe twice per week if you cut carbs otherwise. But no amount of juice can save your abs from eating like this every day. It will eventually catch up, even if not until your 40s, if you survive the juice for that long.

Also, mass market pizza is fucking garbage. If you're going to eat crap, at least make it worth the macro suicide.

>Either dominoes of pizza hut

Dude I'm on a serious diet and even I'm not jelly of that shit.

>domino's
>mad
Are you even trying OP?

>if you cut carbs otherwise
Carbs don't have anything to do with it.

>Tfw havent eaten a carb in over a week

Slightly mad but slowly coming to peace with the fact that I'm an endomorph and the sooner I stop holding junk food on a pedestal the sooner I'll be free from it's calorie death traps.

Next you're going to tell me hitler had nothing to do with trump being nominated.


Most of the calories in pizza come from fat, but your body needs calories from carbs the least. When given calories from all three macros, in a caloric excess, carbs are stored as fat first especially when hormones dictate that the body should store fat.

>square cut
Dude wtf are you kindergarten pizza party or what

How does it feel to be poor?

Not mad. Kind of annoyed.
>eating chicken and veggies for the 2ed time today

im only mad at your shit taste in pizza

Nice bro science.

Only niggers and children eat square cut pizza.

>Square cuts

Fucking disgusting

Gross. I can't eat food like that anymore. Proper nutrition has taught my body to reject garbage.
Just looking at the op makes me feel queezy.

>never had sicilian or detroit pizza

kys, son

>doesn't know about the hedonic treadmill

laughing girls

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>Pineapple on pizza
I'm very mad OP

Are you literally retarded who puts pineapple on a pizza. Enjoy obesity faggot.

nice meme

Oh shit someone with intelligence on /fit /

>adding fruits to a pizza leads to obesity but eating plain pizza does not

Nice american education. Hear that boy, all carbs should come from starches!

best pizza one can experience you ask??

pepperoni, jalapeno, pineapple.

you get the trinity of flavor. meat, heat and sweet.

try it, you know,you want to.

>all these skinnyfats decrying pineapp on pizza

i'm a food scientist btw.

Ham, jalapeno, pineapple is better.

Yeah, that crappy "pizza" will surely make me jealous

Hitler had nothing to do with trump being elected.

>Eating carbs.
>Eating Sugar on top of your carbs.
>Combination of sugar carbs and salt make you wanna drink
>Drink a soda
>Another dose of sugar, salt and carbs

And people wonder why there is an obesity epidemic

if your gonna cheat atleast make some quality food.

you can do better, op.

>eat well during the week
>have pizza on the weekends
>maintain abs for almost a year now
>confused by all the CHAD memes

>anyone saying shit to my pizza is basically a non-cultured beta specimen
That may be the most beta thing anyone has ever typed

I do exactly the same.

FFS even if you eat 3000 calories in one sitting it doesn't matter if it's once a week thing, you are gonna shit out most of it and retain some water the next day big whoop

It's the bread/pasta/rice/sugar everyday that makes you fat, eat some oats for complex carbs in the morning so you don't go hungry in the day and eat lettuce with every meal after instead

You must be mad eating that pleb tier shit. My car has abs too.

>Calories dont matter because you shit them out!!!

?????

>domino
>pineapple
>square cuts
I feel sorry for you OP

>le edgy memester death grips listening meme-thot

yeah fuck off

pineapple on pizza aint bad kmon children stop being autistic

>t. weak bloodline

Chad is fucking bitches while you are shitposting on Veeky Forums about your pizza

Exactly what I was thinking

Im also fucking bitches well not right now cuz on a break but I have cunts in reserve that I can puck whilst eating my pineapple pizza

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Another quality thread.

Thread was posted 24 hours ago and is currently cruising on first page with decent returns on initial thread investment with 66 replies so far averaging at about 2.75 posts per hour I don't see you doing any better so shut the fuck up this IS a quality thread.

>shitty dominos sodium pizza
>jelly

lel brah just lel

>Yes I have abs
post pic with timestamp you attention whoring faggot