Meet girl

I know its a double stamdard and all but you gotta be a fucking idiot to say that and expect something else.

Toppest kek
was listening to
youtu.be/yhBAJHzIkQk?t=4m33s
While reading

>If I can feel your tits

Did this seriously happened?
You replied "if I can feel your tits" to a girl you've just met?

You'd have to be extremely handsome and confident to get away with, or the girl has to be either really drunk or a 3/10 that hasn't seen a dick in 8 months

Women never want to labelled as whores, even the sluttiest of whores. And letting you feel her boobs just like that is pretty slutty alright.
She basically demonstrated interest and physical attraction for you, and your reply was "you're a whore, right"?

I hope your story is fake OP

>not saying "maybe later" and implying the implications you'll be fugging

Maybe put arm around her hips but not that other shit

Dubs of truth

fpbp
Also checked

You should of said something obscure like "can I jam my tongue down your ear canal?"

>kissless virgin imagining his first kiss

topkek

It was meant to be a humorous flirt, showing societies double standards while also showing my interest in her. She didn't get it apparently.

Top fucking kek

*teleports behind her

>showing society double standards
Never talk about stuff like that with a women. Their view of how the world revolves is completely different

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this
especially not to a stranger

You asked
Shoulda just grabbed her tits then bee n like your turn

Heh nothing personal babe

>what did I do wrong?
Nothing. You avoided investing any more time into a mouthbreather. There are more than enough attractive feminine women on this planet who would have loved that reply.

Congratulations OP.

Gaston pls

I legitimately cringed at this, scrolled away as fast as possible before I burst from embarrassment imagining myself in that situation, went back to finish reading it, and started laughing.

Thanks, user.

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Kek

>It was meant to be a humorous flirt

It was funny OP, she is a humorless cunt, you dodged a bullet.

The anons here dont get that it was a joke because autism impairs humor.

OP dindu nuffin, he a gud boi.

>be me
>cousin (15)
>exclaims "pecs"
>"That's nothing watch this"
>Get an erection right in front of her
>she holds it as we walk down the road
>later at dinner, jacks me off under the table
>cum on her leg
>”solid"

Wtf

you showed her equality and it turns out that she did actually like it

That stale as fuck old copy pasta

>Go from skelly to Otter

>Wear form fitting clothes now. Proud of my work

>Women, even complete strangers, randomly come up to me at the bar/club/park

>Grope my arms and ass without my permission

This double standard. Don't get me wrong, I want to be kidnapped by soccer lesbians, tied up, force fed Viagra, and raped over-and-over until they are both pregnant and then murder me and cannibalize my corpse for the protein, but when it's some random hamplanet with a chest tattoo, I'm getting the bad sexual assault.

What a beta. You don't ASK to feel her tits. You tell her, "I'm going to feel your tits."
Remember, a 'no' is just a 'yes' in disguise.

Just wait user, old ladies get handsy sometimes too.

Christ, if a cougar wanted to grope me, I'd let her, no problem.

Especially if she's a soccer lesbian cougar.

This. I be feelin tittys all the time and bitches be sucking my chesticles.

Sorry to get you excited user, when I said old I meant OLD

I'm thinking that would be fine too. Just as long as she's not fat.

autism of the finest variety

don't listen to this pandering dickbag. There are plenty of whores who will let you get away with this shit. Just got to weed out the stuck up bitches

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Jesus fucking christ dude

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Good lord.....if you think that's how your first kiss is gonna go I got bad news for you.