"cmon user, get in the pool with me! take youre shirt off already.."

Sorry lady, you ain't seeing these man-titties until you wine me and dine me first. Can't have people thinking just anyone can see these moobs. Don't want to get a reputation...

>Dat arch
Hnnng white women have the best feets

Yeah. Not my cup of tea at all.

Underrated

last time i was near water with a girl i asked if shed be comfortable if i took my shorts off, she was. then she took her top off. i didnt even have to swim. 10/10 would do it again

The fuck is wrong with her dinner plate face?

You're not lying

Gyno :(

Yeah she's not that good looking

I'm seeing a bit of Yid in her.

>youre

I fucking love Jewish women. The chick I've been hitting on lately is half Jewish and she makes me fucking hard as shit whenever we talk.

That chick is 6'0 and I'm only 5'9 so the likelihood of her even being interested enough in me to want me to take my shirt off is probably pretty low.

I would make babies with her though

shes got funny lookin feet

>woodnotbang

girls over 5'6" are sluts

podiatris plz go

>I fucking love Jewish women.

No you do not.

why not user?

They're just inbred Albanians. The fuck you want with that trash?

>white
That's a jew with a nosejob

you're an idiot. Jewish women are the master race hands down

abraham plz go

No. For master race, plz see this picture here.

Have you ever been with a 8/10 up blonde chick? They are dumb as fuck and high maintenance.

who is she?

Zsuzsanna Jakabos

Agreed but they are almost always more sexually attractive than flabby pasty j-birds

Underrated

even if I had the body that girl lusts for my back and chest are still hairy as fuck so this will never be an option for me

>I'm b-bulking!!

Still look better in a singlet or fitting tshirt at the moment... give me a few months user. be ready for southern hemisphere summer.

I realize when posting images of master race, it should be of fatties because Veeky Forums are a bunch of chubby-chasers under the guise of "hi-test". So here you go.

Why don't simmers squat?

Extremely high injury risk when crosstraining. Swimming makes an excellent way to crosstrain, but swimmers are prone to injury when they crosstrain.

Why would they? You squat and you're not that good at swimming.

That makes absolutely no sense. Squats elevate your game no matter the sport

did my research.

I would prob marry off personality, my good half of genetics, and we could have some nice afro Jewish Illuminati Drake kids.

If her face was better, with her height she could have been a supermodel

Only when they have khazar milkers or fat booties.

This chick has high-test manjaw and a 6 o'clock frame.

>blonde women
>dumb

Jewish meme. Also
>chick

Comes from the Yiddish word for "unclean animal". Get in the fucking gas, yid.

>uncut giant aryan
>no hot Jewess will date without genital mutilation
>tfw I'm kind of antisemitic now

thats why high endurance runners and chess players are thick as fuck famalam

o-ok

>Squats elevate your game no matter the sport

Not really, having massive thighs is dead weight to a swimmer. The kicking movement is different to squatting, which is similar to the cycling movement. I swimmer is not applying force straight down through their feet anywhere except the turns.

>Why don't simmers squat?

They absolutely do. Fucking retards who say they don't.

I hope thats a joke picture and you don't actually look that fat. It takes dedication and effort to get that fat.

You take off yours first.

I had the opposite experience.

>Jewish girl tells me she's never seen an uncut cock
>show her my uncut cock
>gives me a blowjob

Homosexuals

Her feet and ankles are 10/10 due to low fat accumulation

İ wish the Nazis wiped them all out

swimming is cardio and I don't want lose all my gainz for archieving bearmode
I'm into hightest gurlz anyway, so btfo bitch

Yes ma'am!