>hop on Veeky Forums to complain I don't have a girlfriend
>some fag complaining his millionaire 7/10 girlfriend is slightly chubby and only drinks
>150 replies
GTFO NORMIES REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Hop on Veeky Forums to complain I don't have a girlfriend
Fuck off to r9k you beta
I'm 12 and what is this
She goes to NYU - what did you expect? It's full of Marxist kikes and brown people. No chance of undergrad acceptance if you're a normal white person.
I guess that explains why she looks like a dude then, huh?
fucking lmao
Looks a dude shitting his panties
>she
Bro... queer, hardcore intersectional feminist and looks like that? I'm not so sure about this "she" assumption.
>"mental health advocate"
Are aren't calling HER a GUY, are you?
Watching and waiting, please update
Shoulda asked for his/her preferred pronouns.
Wow really makes u think huh?
Not really. Elaborate?
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Sorry senpai forgot to post image
So u gonna smesh?
abort dude, I don't know how desesperate you are but I wouldn't touch that shit with a 10m long stick
What is it about feminists and sjw's verbage that makes me want to punch them in the face?
i wanna get my benis wet brah.....
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then wank with some lube, still more respectable than penetrating that lgbt activist whore
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Heh
>mfw im 18 and no one on tinder wants to fuck me
any other bros who are 18 have this probelm
Show me ya profile in can help.you
There are normal chicks that want to get their vagoo stretched bruh.
Go find them.
How do I start a conversation on dating apps?
I get tons of likes on em' but I can't make myself seem interesting enough by texting. While it's the complete opposite irl.
I can help you* fug my phone
This line works almost every time. It's something light and playful to get the convo started and show that I'm not a serial killer only looking to pump and dump. You can also go with an "ay lady", I wouldn't recommend using hi or hey because they sound like something a creep would say
Thanks
Any other line you know that works?
You say "ay lady"
They say "hello"
WHAT DO YOU DO NEXT?
anal?
or
Lana? then immediately say you have dyslexia
Nice, thank you very much
u want sum fuk?
I would then say "what's up cutie" if she looks like a huge slut or "lady" if she looks more respectable. The convo should just take off from there, if it doesn't than just move on to the next one
I usually just stay with this, unless there's something you can work with in her bio
shut up fag rreeeeeeeeee
gay grill here shes all yours we don't need that crazy shit over here.
ohhhhhhh kekd
very nice
its cause they try so hard to sound smart so you think highly of them but it just makes me see how hard they're trying and how big of a fag it makes them
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>gay grill
>we don't need that crazy shit over here
sounds about right. /lgbt/ is one click away.