Long hair with beards on a muscular man has stood the test of time as the ONLY acceptable alpha appearance to bear...

I have the beard, which seems like the part most would have trouble with

How do I get long hair without being a greasy hippy or some other weird skater fag in between

disregard these babies op they want to look as nonthreatening as possible to their male supervisors

> when op replies to himself.

You can't possibly be heterosexual...

Personally I prefer long hair with clean shaven. Beards are over done these days and are usually a way to hide a pathetic jawline.

this. I give the beard meme maybe 3 more years and then it's gonna disappear. I think I see mroe people WITH beards than without beards

Also don't be a manlet

> this is what guys with long hair think they look like

> pic related is what they actually look like

Thats because he is very feminine looking and his hair looks shit. If he was built and tall he would look better

there's one like that in a gym, doesn't use deodorant comes with his gf, i was close to throw up a little when he's around

>tfw 50% of young male population have meme beard + Undercut

Do girls dig it?

>Receeding part in the middle of his head

Jesus christ his hair grows like a womans, can he be any more feminine

OP is a lonely beta

Hipster lumberjack beards are a meme and will pas

But a normal manly beard or a scruff is and always be attractive.

> just be a male model and it'll look better

>tfw had to shave my beard for a job
b-but I still have the long hair so I'm good r-right sempai?

I have the grown out from a tight hair cut faze and women love it. Kind of looks like Robb Starks from game of thrones.

They love grabbing it when I am plowing them. They tell me they love.

When I had short hair they never complimented it at all.

you sound like a complete moron actually

>and tall

Fucking kill yourself.

You cant tell how tall he is in that pic. Its clearly his bad face making him look bad.

women grab your hair when you fuck? lmfao holy shit im actually laughing so hard

> so masculine

> my girlfriend loves to pull my hair when she fucks me.

Long hair is a sign that you are a filthy degenerate who lacks even basic respect for his betters.

Beards are simply a way for you to hide your pathetic woman chin. You should definitely kill yourself and take your parents with you, you fucking disgusting hairnigger.

well then dont be ugly. not everyone can pull off long hair and is obviously not one of them

Virgin detected.

> mature, grown up men
> posting these shits on facebook

Pick one

kek confirms.

Yeah I attached the wrong pic :( Kind of ruined my post.

> stupid hair
> stupid beard
> stupid tattoo
> stupid thing on wrist
100% faggot

>have good jawline but shit facial hair genetics.

I like your comment, but for christ sake I wish Icould grow a cool beard.

Being more built and tall makes you better looking????

Beards are differnt because apparently not a lot of guys can grow one.

When men reach like 35 they can all grow one then right? At least like good mustach or something right?

Anyways they are ugly anyways. But I think thats why men like them. its more intimidating.

>genetic trains that indicate health and virility are gonna disappear

yeah man hopefully these nice teeth and angular jaw memes disappears soon too

damn you are ugly as fuark dude

bruh you realise the guy is suppose to pull the girls hair, right?

niga do you read female fantasy novels and fantasise bout bein the girl?

Receding hairline is caused by high test :')

Isnt balding mean decreased test and increased dht?

DHT is better at building muscles tho right? So I hear

JUST

wroooong, he can pull it off because of good face but if he had a medium/short haircut he would look way better
long hair as a man makes you look retarded if you are average looking. only really good looking guys can pull it off because they can pull off anything.

Pressuring people into having families when they're not ready or willing is like the worst possible thing you could do for society. If they're not totally into it, they'll just be shitty husbands / fathers, create more broken homes and neglected kids who grow up to have mental issues, depression, or commit crime.

You really want me to "man up" if I can barely even afford to take care of myself? Who's going to pay for those kids and their healthcare? I'm doing the rest of the tax payers a favor.

It's a self-correcting problem anyway. Whatever genes predispose people to wanting children will be passed to the next generation.

Virgin detected.

In missionary the girl will grab the back of your head and run here fingers though your hair and grab onto it if you got a big dick or are good in bed.

So lets say you arent a virgin then you got a small pecker and suck in bed.

So either or you're fucked bro.

Well memed my friend

I posted the pic to show the kind of beta that grows a beard and has a man bun.

> when somebody is projecting virginity insecurities onto others and its really obvious: the post.

sss-smsall dick

yyy-you don't fuck w-well

lmao

does ur girlfriend go to another school too and thats why nobody has met her?

>manlet detected

>because they can pull off anything
That's true I pulled off your mums panties

>I posted the pic to show the kind of beta that grows a beard and has a man bun.
>Yeah I attached the wrong pic :( Kind of ruined my post.

pick one

Do an undercut style and basically go for the topknot. Few can pull off a good looking man bun transition, but pulling off a good topknot transition isn't too hard as all you have to do is puff up the hair with gel and make it kinda stand up a bit. Also, use tea tree shampoo. It keeps it perfectly between moisturuzed enough to not have dandruff and dry enough to not look greasy.

clearly i meant this

You offended there tiny dick?

I want a brock bf so bad

>Long hair like a women
>Ever gets into a fight, gets tossed around like a little bitch
>alpha

>not immediatly knocking your opponent out with your years of experience in boxing or a similar sport

You realize why ties are such a powerful status symbol? Because you're signalling that you're so powerful you are fine with having a colorful noose around your neck. Being bald signifies bad genes or being craven

>Men so focused on their dreams, their visions, and their desires they find themselves wealthy, known and alone

This has to be a troll post. Yeah it would be so terrible to accomplish everything you want to in life and at the end of it all still be desirable and uninhibited

What fucking cuck

Ofcourse your hair looks good in comparison to the rest of you.

> t. dicklet

How could this guy make his middle in proportion with the rest of his body?

>tfw non existent jaw
>tfw can't grow a beard - super thin and patchy
>tfw babyface for life

is that why he wore the mask?

Beards should TRACE the jawline, enhancing it slightly, not HIDE it; the latter is a sign of a weak chin. Short, well-kept beards that trace the jaw > long hipster crap

GOOD TASTE

can you show us an example?

Ignore wierd hair of right-most guy, but pretty much this. Not any longer, but even shorter would be OK.

This is now a viking porn thread

those look horrendous though

Hey, to each his own - just saying that if you want a beard - and that's a big IF - and one that looks "manly", covering up your jawline with hipster crap like pic related is a no-go, but enhancing it slightly like in the pic I posted is OK.

Is he hoverhanding his own wife?

These are all very gay looking.
Not gay as in homosexual, gay as in stupid/bad/fucked/lame/idiotic

It's hard to photoshop a woman and children in if you're a bitter and alone fuckboy who thinks his opinion matters.

This is true however not in all cases the hipster beard can be pulled off if you aren't a beta faggot like that pic and can actually pull it off with style + poise pic related
Top kuk

gay

>n-no homo

Anyone who posts retarded shit like that on Facebook is a failure.

...

>grows long hair
>ruins it with a man bun

Okay, look. Either wear it in a ponytail, half up, or in a LOW bun. Wearing a high bun like that just makes you look like a lazy 15 year old girl. Stop it.

>hairlet detected

I like having a beard though
Second, I actually agree with that post; we need more men etc..

low buns look like shit

putting that much effort into your shit marks you as homosexual

You can still show off your jaw with a beard.
See op pic. Just keep it shortish

What do you guys think of manbuns?

Bald head with a nice beard is still pretty alpha my man

>t. sad baldy