How do i get a body like this?

how do i get a body like this?

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Lift and only tan your upper body

you can rent a body like that from backpages for like $100 an hour

Why is he playing with his weiner? And why do the censor bars allude an erection when it's clearly flaccid?

miran

ROIDS

>looks good
>natty

sure lel

>circumcised
>claims natty

ITT: u mirin?

Ask it out on a date

am i the only guy who thinks flaccid dicks are sexier than erect ones?

theyre just more aesthetic, and look yummier

its a fucking nightmare having this fetish desu, the logistics are painful

>guy

where do you think you are

WTF? Is this real?

Is that his daughter or some random girl?

does either answer make it any better?

His balls are nice but this is pretty small desu.

nice dick tho
no homo

its slightly above average with a nice girth you fucking size queen

maybe if you didnt spend all day jerking off to BBC porn in your moms basement you wouldnt have dick dysmorphia, queer

black people are disgusting so no
he has a nice girth and I'd still devour his cock with both of my holes, but it's still small, user

you need to get out more bruh

its above average, and your expectations are unrealistic - if you think like this you're going to run into disappointment down the road

#yesalldicks

>but it's still small
Pic related is user on a daily basis

>it's clearly flaccid

what are you basing that on?

imgur.com/MJ4fjCC

i don't know what i was expecting.

is that a boy?
if so source?

Why do you want source to gay porn user? Are you perhaps a homosexual?

There's nothing gay about watching men have sex. When men start fucking, women only get in the way.

>black people are disgusting
sucks to have pleb taste

>molesting a child on tv
>literally no one cares
only in brazil.

Kek

Retard can't use an image board

Is this the Olympics going on right now??

found the amerilard

>Brazil only allowed to attend the Olympics if they're hosting

retard didn't click it

They're actually right about this. For every attractive black person there are 5000 gross or obese ones. I mean, I know you think you're great for not feeling this way but the rest of the world tends to agree with us on this.

Get shrekt

Man that's one aesthetic penis.

Train with intermediate weight for 8-12 months, bulk up during that time to like 85-90 kg(depending on height) then cut 5-10 kg back, tadaa

One answer makes it way hotter