Tfw my body is literally this Harley without the tits

>tfw my body is literally this Harley without the tits
>tfw I'm a guy
Wh-what's my next step, Veeky Forums?

Breast implants so I can titty fuck you

tits

Anyone seen this? Can the harley actor pull off crazy? Seemed like normie pretending to be crazy from the trailers

post boipussy

It's normie pretending to be crazy
Prime example:
>"What's that? I should kill everyone and escape? Oh sorry...the voices *points to head and smiles*."

Even though I still have a penis?

Take hormones

As long as our penises don't touch then its not gay.

Taking these hormones
With no survivors

no, it's only gay if balls are touching
are you new here?
perhaps you should study up on encyclopedia dramatica
you fucking newfag son if a bitch

This. I work out to get a more feminine over body. I would harness the genetic lotto and go full trapmode

Don't fucking bother. All the jokes in the movie are cringey af, and the storyline is just all over the damn place. at first I thought sites like rotten tomatoes was too harsh on the movie, but then I actually saw it

Your next step is to post pics

You're obviously new to Veeky Forums. I think you'll like it here

Work out your butt (via exercises marketed towards women) and get a Man-Booty.

Then work out your pecs so you can get big globes that can fit into a bra.

Probably suicide

pls be our new trappy

1. Post pics
2. Then get out there and suck dicks.

Plug yourself in. You're a fridge right?

ESPECIALLY if you have a penis
also, post pictures already you poof

>encyclopaedia dramatica
Either you're a shifty jew shill or you're summer as fuck senpai. Either way pls go

kill yourself retarded Marvel cucks

Are you the one they call Trappy?

The masked man?

TELL ME ABOUT TRAPPY, WHY DID SHE PHOTOSHOPPED A MASK?

>gets into company wars over children's movies
if anyone should sudoku, it's you.

itt: high test gay-o's thirsty for boy dick

..lot of loyalty for a hired PT!

post body bby

You should post a picture of yourself wearing a woman's one-piece swimsuit and thigh-high athletic socks.