Creatine & Alpha stories

Creatine & Alpha stories

>started taking Creatine 2 weeks ago\
>been loading 20g daily for maximal gains
>walking to the campus library with some girl when some dude bumps into me
>immediately get super pissed and yell at him to apologize
>he sheepishly looks at me and mumbles
>yell at him, saying I can't hear him
>"im sorry sir" and walks off quickly
>I look at the girl and she has a surprised look on her face
>ask her what
>she says "wow user you've really been different lately"
>change the subject and we continue walking to the library

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good job you're an asshole

beta detected

puny weakling detected. if me and op met, we'd both double team you

you forgot
>ended up fucking her without a condom

you should invest in firearms. I think thats the only logical progression.

>giving a woman your manjuice thus creating a leakage in the creatine/protein cycle
I want betas to leave my thread, or I will make them

>motorcycle without a helmet
>without a fucking shirt
laol

Betas OUT, smfh tell me that doesnt look badass as fuark

If you don't ride a motorcycle you should just end yourself lmao

what really happened
>walking through campus double-fisting gallons of milk
>walking uncomfortably close to girl i dont know
>guy minding his own business inadvertently brushes against me
>chimp out because i'm autistic
>guy apologizes and walks away because he has no time for this and really needs to get to class
>stand there seething in rage as milk pours out of my nose and ears
>girl looks at me with total disgust
>"w-what do you want you low test bitch?" as milk seeps through my pores
>she says "wow user you're really fucking autistic"
>mumble "cuck" under my breath as i walk away, milk continuing to flow like a river behind me

found the beta I assblasted today

>make an autistic scene in public
>"assblasted"

hokay buddy

lmao you looked like you were gonna cry, u mad I brought that bish on my moto while you jack off at home?

>brought that bish on my moto

holy shit dude you cannot make this sort of cringe up.

but seriously you went from 0 to 100 real quick. who the fuck yells at someone for bumping into them besides some autist with an inferiority complex?

> qt gril in class
>Always says hi to me when she sees me
>can barely manage a grunt to respond
>year goes by
>not in any of my classes anymore but still see her around and she still says hi
>One day sitting outside class waiting for it to start
>sitting by the hall doing math homework because lazy and always did homework the period before it was due
>qt grill walks by with her harpy friends
>grabs my pen and puts it in the back pocket of her booty shorts
>giggles and says "youre going to have to get it yourself user"
>harpies start laughing
>look at her for a few seconds, then reach into my backpack, grab another pen and continue doing hw
>does a confused "o-oh im sorry" and gives me back my pen
>one of her friends says "wow what a creep"
>Never talked to me after that

Wont look bad ass when even a fall at 15 mph can deglove the shit out of you

>he fell for the loading meme

>makes fun of others cringe
>unironically posts "you went from 0 to 100 real quick"

>walking down corridor
>ugly 0.3/10 gril walking with me
>only women who will pay me attention
>scrawny kid from the A/V club bumps into my 300lb girth
>ARE U FUCKING SORRY?!?!

What an alpha...

Only a beta falls off a motocycle, good riders don't fall off at 15mph

>Rice burner
>Alpha
Sure thing buddy.

>Unironically being a Harley cuck
Go fuck your sister Cleetus

>squid on rocket
>looks badass

The same way a 17yo looks badass to a 14yo...

You look like a faggot who's trying to compensate for being a utter loser.

You look like a faggot who will
NEVER push their bike anyone near its limits because all you can do is go fast in a straight line.

You'll impress children and other beta losers. That's it.

you're the guy who rides his cruiser around town and then wonders why no girls mire his ride
>wow user I like your cruiser :))
said no girl ever

>scream at dude for bumping into you
>not compensating

Pick one. Choose wisely.

you sound like the scrawny DYEL who calls people who lift for 2 years small dicked insecure children

>there are rice cucks in this thread
ON THE DAY OF THE ROPE YOU WILL BE THE FIRST TO HANG

They do if you throw a drunk or chinese driver in the mix. Hell even a little bit of gravel on a tight turn can fuck you up.

not only is he a beta in denial but also a retard. Really makes you think

>Implying I touch overpriced tree beard shit

Nothing wrong with a nice Honda, but jesus christ those fucking nigger tier "ninjas" are the worst

10/10

t. some harleyfaggot that got cucked by a dude with a CBR600
t. someone who doesn't watch the road

Keep projecting faggot.

I used to ride rockets but I got bored of them.

Now I've got a 2T KTM 300 EXC.

Because I actually have balls. Because I ride anywhere I want. Because I run from police.

Because I'm not a giant loser poser pussy like you.

You fucking autist, could've gotten laid.

ninjas are cheaper than hondas for the same CC's
>I got scared of riding my rocket after a tank slapper because my testosterone is too low so I got a bike with 300cc's so I'll be safer

My original point was that even a fall at that speed will fuck you up, falling at highways speeds will exponentially fuck your shit up. But keep riding around without proper gear and hope you are in statistic of riders who never fall

alright small dicked asain boi, continue riding around with your spaceman suit while women mire my muscles on full display

I wonder how'd he would fare in a crowded city, when getting bumped by some college kid would set off someones ego.

"DONT TOUCH ME YOU FUCKING SUBHUMAN SCUM"
Racist much?

>no idea what bikes are
>dosnt know a 300cc 2T has more power than a 600cc rocket
>thinks dirt bikes are 'safer'

Yeah, you don't ride at all, you're a poser faggot.

Have fun deluding yourself you beta cuck

Why in the fuck would anyone by anything less than a liter bike. Like for what reason. Why in the fuck.

I got my Honda for $1500 though. Most melanin enriched gentlemen in my area want 5 grand for their ninjas

>thinks I care about dirt bikes
>doesn't know the proper naming technique is to put the number as CC's
>thinks a two stroke with 300cc's is faster than a 600cc
kek

Top speed of your shitbike? 100 mph
top speed of a kawasaki 300? 112 mph

good job dumb cuck, did you fall off your bike too many times to think properly? Even a 300 cc crotch rocket is faster than your shitbike, now you really think a 600cc wont have more power?
good deal lad, I got a kawasaki 500 as my starter bike for 1,500 too, I dont live in a shit neighborhood though

>Rice dicks
>cucking anyone but their bloodline
you will not live to see the winter

This. I went over the handlebars at 30 and got a pretty bad concussion. Never riding without my helmet again.

also who doesn't like wearing leather jackets?
Its super fun and you don't have to worry about rocks hitting you its great.

>implying a crotch rocket makes you automatically die
>implying people with sports bikes don't get 50x more pussy than cruiserfags
hell I bet youre not even a cruiserfag but a butthurt scooter cuck
maybe if you had alpha bones you wouldnt have had a bad concussion, but alphas dont even fall off their bikes
suns out, guns out

>never known the joy of tearing away from police over fields

>never ripped thru a forest path WOT

Enjoy your 'liter' bike faggot

>thinks top speed means shit

>dosnt realize how power is used

>dosnt know a much smaller dirt bike accelerates way faster than faggot rockets

Knew it, you're a loser who can't ride.

You think going fast takes skill.

Typical rocket poser

>going WOT through a forest
>having delusions of grandeur about being able to run from the police
kek

>>dosnt know a much smaller dirt bike accelerates way faster than faggot rockets
>en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_fastest_production_motorcycles_by_acceleration
Oh would ye look at that with a cbr600 being on the list at 2.91 s but not your faggot dirt bike

its okay dirtcuck youll be able to afford a real bike one day

...

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>have a crotch rocket
>become sterile
o im laffin

>have a scoot or cruiser
>become incel
o im laffin

how?

I would have turned off the camera and beat the shit out of him with his own helmet. Fucking idiot.

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I know this video. Both biker drove reckless in front of his house back and forth, so he jumped in his truck and wanted to teach them a lesson. All three of them are idiots.

>dudes are riding minding their own business on public property
>better go almost kill em to teach them a lesson
cager logic

If you don't ride at minimum a 600cc supersport (1000cc is preferable), you're a subhuman and need to be exterminated. 4 cylinder master race checking in, cruisercucks and dirtcucks can suck my dick.

Kekworthy

With a double headed dildo?

good to see another high-test alpha in my thread
>tfw qt girls will ask what I ride and ask me to give them a ride while Cagercucks & Cruisercucks clench their fists in the background

Taking such few scoops that 1 ejaculation bothers your protein/creatine cycle
Have fun staying small

I do not fucking care if it is a public road.
If they drive like faggots in front of my house all the time I'll fucking do something. Like I said all three are idiots, this inlcudes the truck driver.

I would have stopped them and asked them to leave. Next would be calling the police. And if they still keep doing that shit violence is the answer.

>Murder is OK because I can't spend 1 hour with some dudes using a public road they helped pay for
ebin

You just confirmed my assumption that you are one of those faggots. How do you pay taxes if you can't comprehend what I said above? Stop lying you unemployed faggot.

violence is never the answer against someone who doesnt post a threat to you

Oh my you're actually a Honda bro.
Kill yourself you worthless faggot

t. butthurt gs500 rider who couldnt afford a fuel injected bike

op btfo

>using the phrase 0 to 100 is somehow cringeworthy

Fuck this board. You're deflecting.

hahahahah

No go on and tell me what an alpha like you would do.

LMAOING soooo hard guys hahahaha, you are insane hahahaha

>>one of her friends says "wow what a creep"

does not compute.

>he doesn't know women call men creeps when they dont agree with him

Here's your (you)
I can't believe your still alive. Don't you have some dicks to suck?
Or do you like it up the ass? I can't when you Honda fags ire in my side mirrors

Why do you hate honda riders so much? did a dude riding a cbr600 take your gf too?

t. Some 13 year old non white faggot. End yourself, loser

Because they're faggots. Yamaha master race reporting in. Keep your traction control you dumbass

What are you actually supposed to do here though?
Actually go and reach for her ass and snatch the pen back??
Or are you supposed to say "why don't you bring that ass back to mine tonight and I can get that pen then ;)))"

BTW that's an oxymoron. Honda Bros don't do gfs.

>Yamaha
Now I understand, youre riding the poor mans Ducati, youre assmad you have to spend Ducati levels of money on maintenance without the prestige a Ducati offers.

>unironicaly being this retarded
>poor man's ducati
And that's how I know you don't even ride.
BTW for future shit posting r6s actually cost more to purchase than some lawnmower Honda. Enjoy school next week kiddo

>BTW for future shit posting r6s actually cost more to purchase than some lawnmower Honda
Duh, I called it a poor mans ducati

Honda is inexpensive and reliable

snatch the pen back, she asked you to right?

Went would you make more betas if you just want them to leave? It seems counter productive

>Went would you make more betas if you just want them to leave

Both op

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Used to have a sportbike. Initially, I got it because I wanted to impress women (plus, if you give them a ride, they have to hold on to you very tightly).

Turns out it doesn't get you any women. On the bright side, riding a sport bike is awesome, and I don't give a shit what people think anymore.

so like weight lifting?

Has anybody noticed the same thing happens with any hobby really?

alright here's mine
>week 4 of taking creatine
>take 5-10g a day
>see qt at gym
>she giggles and waves from the step climber as i walk by
>alpha mode initiated
>i snarl and stomp my foot to assert dominance
>she's visibly confused aka aroused
>lope over to bench press
>grab weaklet beta males 135lb bench
>start curling while hooting and baring my lower teeth
>smothering him with my oily pungent nutsack
>he gets up and starts mewling "the fuck bro"
>drop the bar, mount the bench and start beating my chest while miming one of my signature "power-fucks"
>"dude what's your problem"

>makes direct eye contact
>harambe time

>grab his head and start swinging him around like super fucking mario
>throw him at the smith machine
>the sheer force of my grip is enough to cave his head in like a grape
>the smith machine is destroyed forever by the force of my throw
>#gymhero
>qt from before starts negging me
>"what the fuck is wrong with you i'm calling the cops"

>i see through her game
>emit tactical vomit clump at her while slapping the ground
>she screams
>i scream louder to assert dominance
>neck veins bulging
>carotid bursts like a fire hydrant, covering her in my erotic neckblood
>she leaves crying
>hard as fuck from our flirtatious dance
>jerk off violently on the bench
>pull off my foreskin
>cum is a dry powder due to creatine loading

alpha as fuck bro

this is why the only Chad hobby is partying

even then guys would care more

it seems guys appreciate hobbies much more

Playfully chase her

The only Chad hobby is fucking a girl while her dog licks your asshole.
Partying just equals a bunch of dudes in a room.

>Has anybody noticed the same thing happens with any hobby really?

because women ruin hobbies they become a "part" of