Self-Horny

Do you guys get horny when you look at yourself in the mirror?

For the first time ever, I looked in the mirror and got extremely horny. I got a massive boner just looking at myself... fuck.

You're a gay incestuous narcissist.

I jerked off to my own ass in the mirror stalefish

i have a full body mirror just for this reason.

>tfw gf catches you jerking off to yourself and rubbing your self

Patrick Bateman aproves

I did feel kind of narcissistic afterwards but at the same time I felt really proud of how far I have come. I couldn't stop staring at my ass and legs. I was doing this pose for a solid 3 minutes...

Best way to get off, famalam

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That's normal OP, don't worry. I also got a massive boner just looking at you.

Yeah.
Once in a blue moon I'll beat it while staring at my chest.
It's good motivation to get bigger.

I get really aroused when I'm shaving my junk. No idea why, but I have to pound off after everything is nice and smooth.

Don't do that

I only get horny from myself when I think about females getting horny from looking at my body

This one

Is it bad that I want a woman to want me so bad that she drugs me, ties me up, force feeds me Viagra and rapes me over and over?

>I'd fuck me

You are literally Narcissus

holy shit i think this is it....I was thinking about how women would get so wet at the sight of me...

Are the abs in opies pic photoshopped on? I'm too stoned to tell

no. I look in the mirror and I look up top and like what I see. then I hit bottom and see this beer belly that kills me.

I dont know anything about horny lol but there is such thing as self love, and that is a healthy thing. Good job on your progress.

This has happened to me since before I even started lifting, but it's not always sexual.

My old closet door was mirrored, and I realized I'd never really looked at my whole body, up close before. Spent a good hour just standing, turning, bending over, jumping to see how muscles moved, it was fascinating to see the structures.

Definitely helped me like my body, decided it would be good to see what I could do with it, got me into exercise. I've never been big, but my composition and proportions have definitely changed.

And yes, at one point I did start jerking it while looking at myself (idk if I would've done it if I were straight) and one time did this while I was with a girl in my bathroom.

lmao

I get horny when I think about what I want to use my body to do to women, but no I am not gay so...

That's as gay 2 dudes fucking 3 dudes.

nope. even women think like that, but what men seem to forget is that they want Chris Pratt/(insert handsome guy) to do it.

>that picture
Nah dude, I like beautiful men and women.

i make out with my biceps at night

No. Fatass.